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do the Japanese have a word for the art of flower arranging? yeah? well, either way, i really suck at it.
Oct 16, 2017, 12:41 AM · view on Twitter
“If I could just sleep for 24 to 48 hours… I would be right as rain.“ - parents.
Oct 16, 2017, 12:10 AM · view on Twitter
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Oct 15, 2017, 6:21 PM · view on Twitter
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this Song Exploder episode (as many others) is amazing.
http://songexploder.net/the-killers Oct 14, 2017, 11:19 PM · view on Twitter
pellet stove yesterday, windows open today.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
as long as i don’t have to use the AC again until 2018.
Oct 14, 2017, 10:54 PM · view on Twitter
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Oct 14, 2017, 10:23 PM · view on Twitter
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i was pleasantly surprised. Siri read it to me, also.
Oct 14, 2017, 9:28 PM · view on Twitter
this has been your daily existential traffic insight with your host, mike. drive safely, don't be a jerk.
Oct 12, 2017, 1:31 PM · view on Twitter
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if one organism places its own interests above those of the entire system, they are a cancer and cause harm to the system.
Oct 12, 2017, 1:29 PM · view on Twitter
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traffic is an homogenous system of symbiotic organisms. each has a responsibility to the self, and to the system.
Oct 12, 2017, 1:25 PM · view on Twitter
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i look into my empty coffee mug as if it has betrayed me
Oct 11, 2017, 3:16 PM · view on Twitter
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Oct 10, 2017, 1:32 AM · view on Twitter
@codehitchhiker i also want to make a block to boost my Magic Trackpad up to the height of my keyboard.
Oct 9, 2017, 3:52 PM · view on Twitter
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i’m sorry; i just don’t have any thyme right now
Oct 9, 2017, 3:00 PM · view on Twitter
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could you … be more specific?
Oct 9, 2017, 2:04 PM · view on Twitter
Oct 9, 2017, 1:01 PM · view on Twitter
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thanks @FOXSports and @SNICKERS for scaring my small children who were watching the ALDS with me. fire your ad agency.
Oct 8, 2017, 8:25 PM · view on Twitter
not too shabby last night.
Oct 8, 2017, 1:30 PM · view on Twitter
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Oct 5, 2017, 5:14 PM · view on Twitter
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first time in my life trying Apple’s bundled headphones. oh wait — oops, i have a conference call. i’ll just plug these into my Mac — lol
Oct 5, 2017, 2:10 PM · view on Twitter
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phone wallet keys fitbit lunch coffee go!
Oct 5, 2017, 12:45 PM · view on Twitter
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Oct 2, 2017, 12:06 AM · view on Twitter
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not a fan of Night Shift in High Sierra. @AppleSupport
Oct 2, 2017, 12:03 AM · view on Twitter
it’s 4:30 on Sunday, time to get started on all those chores you had planned for the weekend!
Oct 1, 2017, 8:33 PM · view on Twitter
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“does a wrap count as a sandwich?”
listen, kid, i wasn’t expecting to have this talk with you until you were a teenager.
Sep 30, 2017, 5:18 PM · view on Twitter
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Sep 28, 2017, 5:59 PM · view on Twitter
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someone call George Orwell this is all my TV does now
Sep 28, 2017, 1:15 AM · view on Twitter
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i turned on icloud sync for ibooks and my DSL connection died. how about some rate limiting Apple?
Sep 28, 2017, 12:46 AM · view on Twitter
the phone is actually called “iPhone Ten’s Monster”
Sep 27, 2017, 8:10 PM · view on Twitter
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Sep 26, 2017, 7:43 PM · view on Twitter
"do we have something to do this weekend?" every. darn. week.
Sep 26, 2017, 7:26 PM · view on Twitter
“what we are moving toward is so much better; you just have to trust us and deal with it for 3-5 years” — Apple
Sep 25, 2017, 3:23 PM · view on Twitter
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Sep 21, 2017, 11:39 PM · view on Twitter
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Sep 19, 2017, 3:41 PM · view on Twitter
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perhaps the last time i was greatly amused by my own creativity/madness
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/512982421625896960 Sep 19, 2017, 3:33 PM · view on Twitter
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don't schedule meetings in anger.
(i just scheduled a meeting in anger.)
Sep 18, 2017, 3:02 PM · view on Twitter
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crepuscular rays over the lake today
Sep 18, 2017, 2:55 AM · view on Twitter
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what if you made a coffee drink that tastes like herbed italian bread? focaccino
Sep 18, 2017, 1:43 AM · view on Twitter
does this mean i can delete my ‘Mobile Applications’ folder? or is it still used by backups/restores?
Sep 17, 2017, 4:48 PM · view on Twitter
Sep 17, 2017, 4:24 PM · view on Twitter
“If you previously used iTunes to sync apps […] to your iOS device, use the App Store […] on iOS to redownload them without your computer.”
Sep 17, 2017, 4:24 PM · view on Twitter
so iTunes 12.7.0 is the end of downloading iOS apps in iTunes and syncing them?
Sep 17, 2017, 4:21 PM · view on Twitter
@abackstrom YMMV or your equipment may be different, i was able to fix mine by opening/closing the mixing valve a few times
Sep 15, 2017, 3:56 PM · view on Twitter
no, YOUR parents are nerds
Sep 14, 2017, 11:41 PM · view on Twitter
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listening to today's Apple announcement over headphones with a cord LIKE AN ANIMAL
Sep 12, 2017, 4:47 PM · view on Twitter
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my favorite part of having an AppleTV is having to restart it every time i want to play something off of iTunes on my Mac Mini server.
Sep 12, 2017, 12:01 AM · view on Twitter
dude you won’t believe where i saw this new band(aids)
Sep 11, 2017, 11:39 PM · view on Twitter
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As an Admin User, I want two ponies.
Sep 11, 2017, 2:21 PM · view on Twitter
Sep 11, 2017, 2:01 PM · view on Twitter
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As a User, I want a pony.
Sep 11, 2017, 1:28 PM · view on Twitter
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