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mike susz

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ah, i think i fixed my Excel problem. Prefs -> Edit -> uncheck "Extend list formats and formulas." of course, now that won't work.

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didn't watch the debate, skimmed over my followees comments. my conclusion: John Mccain is creating memes. doing quite well at it, akshualy.

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previously i've tweeted that dialup makes you "hate ajax." actually, dialup makes you hate BAD ajax. dialup makes you love GOOD ajax.

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holy crow i'm going to new york in a couple weeks. must find hotel that doesn't cost firstborn. and some way to park in CT and rail it in.

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every time i check a box for "Remember me" i say "REMEMBER ME *pffff!*" like the huge Bender monument in that Futurama ep: http://is.gd/3Yfa

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<1.gif><1.gif><1.gif><1.gif><1.gif><1.gif> this is what<1.gif><1.gif><1.gif>email looks like<1.gif><1.gif><1.gif>on my blackberry<1.gif>

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hrm. @jeresig announces jquery in Nokia phones, now i'm getting emails from recruiters about a web UI job w/ Nokia. interesting.

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hrm why does my finance.google.com portfolio just say "NaN" in all the amount fields? (it's a javascript-based joke, not a bug report ;)

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mike susz

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need to get Superman as a subcontractor. that whole flying around the equator backwards to stop time thing would be helpful about now.

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@mikesusz

gift to self today: suspension of shame. butchering the harmonies of my favorite songs, and i don't care what cat hears me.

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all the cats are staring at me. i figure they're waiting for me to give them food. or, for me to fall and hit my head, and become food.

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one garlic bagel in the bag makes all the other bagels garlicky. you can read that as some sort of metaphor, or as a delicious breakfast.

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mike susz

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awoke to my blackberry blinking salutations from every web BB i have an account on. mmm, the warm, robotized greetings of a cron task.

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"Sign up for Twitter! Just answer the following question: a train leaves Chicago heading east at 60mph, another train leaves New York..."

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turned out to be a domestic day. hardware store, agway, fixing dryer vent, doing laundry. tonight: Painty Raid! (read that twice)

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wow, twitter follow bots have a new tactic: only follow 45 people as to evade twitter's auto-detection mechanism. pretty clever!

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mike susz

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the bird feeder is slowly replacing Sunrise Earth as the primary source of cat entertainment. also, there were leaves on the deck. exciting!

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it's gotten to the point where, when i make 'rich functionality' work in IE6, i feel dirtier than if i had skipped over it.

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mike susz

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if you can judge how your day will go by the number of times you say "ouch" while walking down the stairs first thing: today is five ouches.

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mike susz

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another day chock full of fail. if all my problems could just line up in order and calmly wait their turn, i'd certainly appreciate it.

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