mike susz
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ehh… minus two mice. ugh.
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mike susz
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minus one mouse.
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good news: i figured out where the dead mouse is in my truck! bad news: i can’t get to it. 😕
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one of the gems i found in my college papers: Virus Characteristics List v57, 1989.
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TF0vfiJ4EwUDfGPGfQhzNdeAiuRGDgbl/view?usp=sharing
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TF0vfiJ4EwUDfGPGfQhzNdeAiuRGDgbl/view?usp=sharing
mike susz
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i’m glad i found this in my old stuff; i still haven’t beat the top 16 video games from … 1982.
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does Neal Stephenson get a cut of all this ‘metaverse’ crap?
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plains states experiencing unprecedented avocado
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also i just realized i don’t have to reply with a photo description - in tweetbot after you attach an image to a tweet you can tap and hold, get a context menu to Add Description! awesome.
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(photo is filling up a 6-gallon bucket with tap water. if the power goes out, will use this to refill toilet tanks. if power doesn’t go out, i’ll dump it into the next load of laundry we do tomorrow)
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storm prediction level:
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it’s a whale of a storm
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wait… do flat-earthers base this belief because they played too much Minecraft?
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i’ve been trying not to say ‘maybe’ and doubt myself as much. there are times though, where that’s still valid; where the context is not clear, if i’m talking to someone who doesn’t know me, and especially if i wasn’t really confident about a subject in the first place.
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tools of persuasion
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i realized i had turned the corner from being burned out when i noticed this shift:
i want to fall asleep quickly so that it’s tomorrow sooner, instead of
i want to fall asleep quickly so today will be over sooner
i want to fall asleep quickly so that it’s tomorrow sooner, instead of
i want to fall asleep quickly so today will be over sooner
mike susz
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so far in 2021 i’ve (re)read:
(Gibson)
Neuromancer
Count Zero
Mona Lisa Overdrive
(Stephenson)
Snow Crash
Diamond Age
(and for 1st time)
(Gibson)
Pattern Recognition
Spook Country
Zero History
The Peripheral
Agency
—
what else should i fit in before Gibson’s Jackpot #3 is out?
(Gibson)
Neuromancer
Count Zero
Mona Lisa Overdrive
(Stephenson)
Snow Crash
Diamond Age
(and for 1st time)
(Gibson)
Pattern Recognition
Spook Country
Zero History
The Peripheral
Agency
—
what else should i fit in before Gibson’s Jackpot #3 is out?
mike susz
@mikesusz
rule #1 of taking apart old bikes is: get them back together before you lose any of the parts
rule #2 of taking apart old bikes is: you were not quick enough to avoid rule #1
rule #2 of taking apart old bikes is: you were not quick enough to avoid rule #1
mike susz
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It’s almost like everyone forgot how mad they were about Flash.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/1450819551810162688
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/1450819551810162688
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I’m seeing a lot of cool looking “CSS only” animation on Twitter, and none of it works in any browser besides Chrome. Just call it “Chrome only” animation.
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i know opinions vary, but i think Tim Cook is out standing in his field
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“Can we stop this Scooby-Doo nonsense and you just pee on something? Seriously, we’re not out here to solve mysteries”
- me, to my dog, every night
- me, to my dog, every night
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this level was a grind (required 15.5m XP). next level needs 18m XP #PokemonGo
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ACCEPT COOKIES
YOU MUST ACCEPT COOKIES
now choose which store is near you, how would we ever remember that?
YOU MUST ACCEPT COOKIES
now choose which store is near you, how would we ever remember that?
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debugging an error in a project for 15 minutes before i realized i installed a plugin in the wrong .babelrc file 🤦♂️
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this is the equivalent of rescuing a child from a burning building, then getting arrested for kidnapping. https://twitter.com/GovParsonMO/status/1448697768311132160
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this is the 3rd 5-gallon pail of acorns we’ve pulled out of the yard https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/1444338965671256075
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the iOS sleep reminder lullaby sound is a little patronizing, i’m 48 years old
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it seems my path to my next job is paved with “screw up each interview a little bit less until someone will hire you”
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my recommended products. AI should be regulated.
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i just typed ‘yarn sadd’ and that’s pretty accurate for me
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Manually typing a password because my Apple Watch is on the charger
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i’ve been wanting to watch Hackers again for some time, so tonight i made my kids watch Hackers with me (i had to zoom through a couple parts) and they ended up liking it.
now i can start using references to Hackers ALL THE TIME
also: https://twitter.com/Hackers_bot/status/1445817667403792384
now i can start using references to Hackers ALL THE TIME
also: https://twitter.com/Hackers_bot/status/1445817667403792384
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here we are again. this is why dad bought three of those replacement servo gear kits (and now i need to order more 😐 )
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my new insulated water/coffee/etc bottle. outside the U.S. do they rebrand this as Iron Clask?
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do you know when your SSL cert expires?
do you?
go check.
do you?
go check.
mike susz
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we all joke about exiting vim (heck, i sell stickers about it, ahem) but do you remember how to detach and reattach to screen?
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@KR1573N also we should each probably go to bed :P
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it’s been a long week
mike susz
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i’m 47 years old, i’ve been making websites for 25 years. i spent way too long tracking down this typo.
don’t stress - we all make silly mistakes.
don’t stress - we all make silly mistakes.
mike susz
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have i mentioned i’m looking for a job? i’m a handy person to have on your team
mike susz
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facebook is back now y’all have to figure out how to be funny
mike susz
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today i learned about fun es6 tricks and then i fixed my pellet stove.
mike susz
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if your company has ‘dedicated’ time of the week for employee self-improvement, do you empower your dev managers/agile leaders to carve out story points for this work?
it’s great to say ‘take friday afternoons for betterment!’ but that’s 1/10th of a 2 week sprint
it’s great to say ‘take friday afternoons for betterment!’ but that’s 1/10th of a 2 week sprint
mike susz
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woodworking pro tip: keep your coffee cup away from where you’re cutting.
☕️🪵
☕️🪵
mike susz
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you have protected me from a lot of sawdust, time for a new one.
(the ones with valves are woodworking only! not virus)
(the ones with valves are woodworking only! not virus)
mike susz
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once again, it’s “acorn bouncing off the sunroof and scaring the living heck out of you” season
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ya gotta get one of these
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oh hey it’s the 4th quarter, in case you had stuff to finish up by the 3rd quarter.
also — rotate your database passwords
also — rotate your database passwords
mike susz
@mikesusz
chillin. listening to some music on my nanoSE
