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Jun 11, 2018, 1:34 AM · view on Twitter
Jun 10, 2018, 1:22 PM · view on Twitter
idea: a dating app to bring together single people in utah who like cheese. i call it: “Provo-lone”
Jun 6, 2018, 4:58 PM · view on Twitter
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watching today’s Apple WWDC Keynote astounded me. when i started making websites (25 years ago) so few people had access to what seems today to be such basic content. the power then was adding _context_ in linking. today the power is _augmenting_ your perception. amazing.
Jun 5, 2018, 1:46 AM · view on Twitter
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do i have to subscribe for $2.99/mo to get Dark Mode in macOS? #WWDC2018
Jun 4, 2018, 6:40 PM · view on Twitter
mint coffee is the new avocado toast
Jun 4, 2018, 5:38 PM · view on Twitter
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my timeline today is an interesting mix of people who either: a.) believe the sky is falling, or b.) believe this is the singularity that we were all waiting for
Jun 4, 2018, 2:23 PM · view on Twitter
it’s gonna get WILD here.
Jun 3, 2018, 9:14 PM · view on Twitter
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today’s grill/roasting experiment: potatoes, onions, and cauliflower
Jun 2, 2018, 10:40 PM · view on Twitter
dear retailer who fulfills via Amazon: this is a wall of creepy lying text. don’t do this.
May 27, 2018, 11:58 AM · view on Twitter
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showered, shaved, in bed by 10 on a Saturday. it gets pretty WILD in your 40s.
May 27, 2018, 2:08 AM · view on Twitter
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May 26, 2018, 4:57 PM · view on Twitter
wow i wasn’t sure how many emails you were al getting, as i had only gotten a few. but that changed. i guess companies are sending them in order of last name, alphabetically.
May 24, 2018, 11:07 PM · view on Twitter
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this neighborhood is getting inundated by honkies
May 24, 2018, 5:35 PM · view on Twitter
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do you remember when making websites was easy?
May 23, 2018, 1:43 AM · view on Twitter
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🛋 🤴 💤
May 22, 2018, 3:05 AM · view on Twitter
i should just set my browser homepage to the lodash docs
May 21, 2018, 3:02 PM · view on Twitter
you’re holding the dark theme hostage for $1.99/mo. i can visualize seven different ways to solve the problem your app does.
May 21, 2018, 3:47 AM · view on Twitter
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the whole family got (our first) EX raid passes! all this raiding has paid off :) thanks @PokemonGoApp #PokemonGo
May 20, 2018, 11:19 PM · view on Twitter
do you have a grill? you might want to do this.
May 18, 2018, 10:24 PM · view on Twitter
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i tried to solve a problem using regular expressions.
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May 17, 2018, 7:21 PM · view on Twitter
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i’m in a better place now, and if you are in a dark place i want you to know that it can get better for you too. ask for help if you need it. there are so many people who will be there. reach out. it’s not weakness; it’s seeking someone to help unleash your strength.
May 17, 2018, 2:35 AM · view on Twitter
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the next step of my improvement is to recover the spiral before it gets too deep. i am working on this with meditation, introspection, sitrep and exercises that break me out of looping thoughts and obsessing.
May 17, 2018, 2:29 AM · view on Twitter
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this perspective has let me view current things more accurately. i can now catch — almost in real-time — when i am inaccurately assessing a situation. my biggest problems now, are when i don’t catch it immediately, and the spiral has begun.
May 17, 2018, 2:26 AM · view on Twitter
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one of the most interesting exercises for me has been to revisit events and decisions of my past and realize how my depression affected them; what i thought was misfortune or oppression or misunderstanding, was, in fact, depression clouding my view from the truth.
May 17, 2018, 2:24 AM · view on Twitter
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oh, it’s mental health awareness week. okay.
four years ago i was diagnosed with moderate-severe depression. one of the manifestations is anxiety — social anxiety, nausea, agoraphobia.
i’m learning to predict how this colors my life and my view of the world.
you are not alone.
May 17, 2018, 2:22 AM · view on Twitter
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May 17, 2018, 12:11 AM · view on Twitter
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omg why haven’t the Oakland A’s hired Henry Winkler as their spokesman?
May 16, 2018, 1:19 AM · view on Twitter
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May 16, 2018, 12:14 AM · view on Twitter
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May 15, 2018, 2:11 PM · view on Twitter
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The blossoming trees smell so pretty I think it’s making me tear up a little…
No, wait, the pollen is making my entire face swell up, turn red, and leak fluids.
May 14, 2018, 10:02 PM · view on Twitter
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@WhatsGood_Games also i'm sorry if that seemed liked a 'well actually' meant as more of a recounting fond memories from an old :) i realize the company is probably completely different now
May 14, 2018, 5:48 PM · view on Twitter
as a Prime subscriber who lives in the middle of nowhere, reading this email makes me think: my extra $20/yr is going to enable more privileged city people to get same-day and one-day shipping.
May 12, 2018, 3:35 AM · view on Twitter
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May 10, 2018, 4:20 PM · view on Twitter
May 9, 2018, 2:35 PM · view on Twitter
May 8, 2018, 3:00 PM · view on Twitter
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What is the Speed Limit on the Highway to the Danger Zone?
May 8, 2018, 12:35 AM · view on Twitter
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May 6, 2018, 11:31 PM · view on Twitter
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can’t wait for “dad, i want a cell phone.”
May 6, 2018, 12:41 PM · view on Twitter
May 5, 2018, 11:57 PM · view on Twitter
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a bit late this year, but the summer shoes are on
May 5, 2018, 11:09 PM · view on Twitter
May 4, 2018, 2:22 PM · view on Twitter
i know i complained last night, but something must have been up. tonight my DSL is back to full speed. hey, it’s the best i can get out here.
May 4, 2018, 1:54 AM · view on Twitter
i’m really not one to complain about ‘brands’ on twitter, but good golly this new directv software is atrocious. we’re right back to click-n-wait interface.
May 4, 2018, 1:30 AM · view on Twitter
@rwaldron and a couple years back, my previous employer (Optum) moved into the Van Ness building. i didn’t recognize the neighborhood, really. oh - but El Pelon is still there! :D
May 4, 2018, 12:29 AM · view on Twitter
that thing where your DSL, as slow as it normally is (15mbit on 2 lines) turns to pudding
May 3, 2018, 1:30 AM · view on Twitter
with my followers i would have expected this to go over better.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/594532016785350656?s=21 May 2, 2018, 9:34 PM · view on Twitter
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Idea: acoustical ceiling tiles that look like geographical relief maps.
^^^ please make this happen.
^^^ please.
May 1, 2018, 2:25 PM · view on Twitter
Apr 30, 2018, 11:33 PM · view on Twitter
Producer: “Justin, that take was excellent but I want to do it again — can you make the ‘me’ at the end sound like it has a ‘y’ on the end?”
Apr 30, 2018, 11:27 PM · view on Twitter