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so i guess the upstream bandwidth provider has yet to realize that my cable company isn't going to pay its bill. that's good.

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i thought that today would have only one redeeming quality. then i found out that tonight's How I Met Your Mother is a repeat.

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told @cstax that I hit my head when doing some work outside. she asked me if I had a vision of the Flux Capacitor.

god, I love this woman.

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turns out my neighbors 20ft / 200lb max extension ladder, fully extended, wobbles enough by the 4th step to terrify the 210lb guy on it.

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getting ready to host our first Thanksgiving guests ever. bird is thawed in downstairs fridge. upstairs fridge is packed with beer.

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rent the house where The Young Ones was filmed? http://tinyurl.com/yz5kyon i'd be worried about a fully-articulated lorry driving into it.

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in the old days, they said a little rum on the gums helps with teething. we now know this is a bad idea - i need 4-5 shots to get thru this.

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just learned that at the end of the month, my meager 384kbit 'cable internet' connection goes away. i.e. company insolvent. oh joy.

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so, if you've got all positive feedback, but no feedback (at all) in the last 12 months, ebay shows your Positive Feedback: 0%. misleading?

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Jay-Z won the AMA. now he can rap about how people don't like that he won the AMA. then rap about rapping about rapping about that.

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dear grocery bagger: when choosing a vocation to pursue, let me recommend that you strike all disciplines of engineering off your list.

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amazing weather, new england! @momnature is throwing us a bone. if you need to get anything done outside before winter, do it today! :)

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I will likely spend most of today with various allen wrenches, and instruction sheets which portray a jovial line-art fellow phoning Ikea.

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home from impromptu, all-day trip to IKEA. baby started fussing in Brockton; downright nuclear by Concord, and inconsolable by home.

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"where's my money, moose?" voicing mob-enforcer style dialogue over your baby's crude motor interactions with toys never, ever gets old.

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oh really? "There are unused icons on [my] desktop?" i think this "Desktop Wizard" is a little panicked about his job security.

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