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mike susz

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i need to set up an alternate FaceID for when i’m yawning

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on the plus side: foster kittens

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perhaps it would be easier to just become comfortable with the water and let the water go wherever it wants to go

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started my day with a pellet-ton workout

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we very quickly transitioned from sweaty season to zappy season

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like i wonder if the brutal physical projects i undertake are conditioning me and making me more resilient to change and injury as i get older… or if i’m just happily hammering nails into my own coffin

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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i spent the day digging a trench to re-route the drainage i dug in the woods away from the new fence and deeply, seriously reconsidering my life choices

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now that our yard is fenced in, can someone invent a Roomba-like robot that picks up dog poop? Poopba? Poo-bah? Scoop-ba?

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had our tree guy leave this stump to be my new chopping block (previous one finally rotted out, it was a round that was cut from a tree felled in the ice storm of 2008).

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drinking a ginger beer and eating black licorice… and wondering if i gravitate to these flavors as i get older because my kids eat anything and everything else in the house

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new challenge: try to get through my Discover Weekly playlist on spotify. in a day. because so many meetings.

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moving this stuff around is a LOT easier in Minecraft

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i’m a 48 year old white man who enjoyed the new Quantum Leap and i don’t give a fig* if the cast is different or “diverse”

(* see i’m so old i use phrases like “don’t give a fig”)

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i got so many good angles. another one of my favorites.

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the High Line is a gem. and the architecture that surrounds it is spectacular.

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also: there are lots of places where you think you can turn right but it’s prohibited. that was a fun surprise.

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something i’ve observed from driving in Manhattan (not fun)
in general, you can remember the flow by remembering EveN: the even numbered streets go East and the even numbered avenues go North

(yes there are certain two-ways and exceptions)

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i broke a boot lace and i only had one type of paracord at home

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just finished reading Station Eleven. i went into this knowing zero about the plot.

i… kind of need a moment or two.

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this tweet is obviously a joke because i’m so seldom relaxed naturally, and even less likely to be confident

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it’s tough to be edgy and weird while i’m relaxed and confident

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my kids are chaotic

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the back of my probe thermometer has all the target cooking temperatures for different types of meat.

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i kinda don’t understand the notion that the next generation has to suffer as much as i did to be validated.

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working on a project of a different scale today

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my wife made me a desk
buddy.

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one of my biggest challenges post-Covid (recovered in early June) is absolute and total exhaustion after physical activity. i mowed half my
lawn today and now i want to literally fall over. it doesn’t prevent me from doing physical things, but i pay for it later.

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the fight to eliminate brush from our woods continues, unabated

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and now this guy.

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are you comfortable, animals? don’t let me disturb you.

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do i have any friendos who like Reconcilable Differences and wear about a Medium size shirt? i’d love to send this to you. (not sure what i was thinking ordering a “Large” off the internets)

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downloaded an app to pay for parking in new york city and now i get emails like i’m a parking enthusiast and i want to participate in a parking community

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hobbies include: kayaking, video games, cutting open dead EZ Pass to see what’s inside

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i’m tired. this helps. still tired.

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my son told me tonight that Red Vines taste like mint? and suddenly i became astutely aware that we’re living in the matrix

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new england friends, ISS traversal soon:

Date: Sat Jul 30, 9:07 PM
Visible: 6 min
Max Height: 79°
Appears: 10° above WNW
Disappears: 14° above SE

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@Eric_WVGG and after The Scar i just finished Iron Council. wow. and wow. thanks again.

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it’s JULY

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glad we finally passed the CHiPs act.

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how does the internet not know where Calder’s Saurien is? it’s not in front of the IBM building at 57th and Madison anymore

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“the dog won’t lay on the dog bed behind me, but he’ll lay on my feet under my desk.”
“put the dog bed under your desk?”
“good idea!”

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update: here it is in use, and a finished project

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someday i want to be as happy as my dog is right now.

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how on earth is it only Tuesday

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tonight i made a jig for my wife to use for stained glass projects. fun stuff. i used my Kreg jig to hide all the fasteners.

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i need another weekend.

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it was a very different place.

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at home i get to use my heavy keyboards

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i think the animals missed me.

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Corporate Dev Time Machine: having problems installing a project, googling the error messages and the results are all from 3 to 7 years ago

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