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my neighborhood was just invaded by Sears vans. it's like Red Dawn, except nobody has to pee in the radiator.
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AAA keeps sending me letters offering me life insurance, are they making a comment about my driving?
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so Nero has been telling me that i'm not authorized to write to the burner in my PC. i wish it had told me i had no burner in my PC. lulz.
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nothing makes time fly by like writing javascript with jquery. i feel like a magician.
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OH MY GOD the Apple Store is back. can i borrow $499? forever?
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pro tip: don't walk by the bathroom where your wife is running a hair dryer while you're holding a cat #bleeding #punctures #neosporin
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the worst thing about freelancing is that i don't get paid while trying to figure out what confusing requests are actually asking me to do.
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has ROFLcon II really not sold out yet? what's wrong with you people? http://roflcon.eventbrite.com/
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still up at DHMC after the boy's follow-up, visiting with folks. hard to believe we practically lived here for three months.
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have contacts in again, for the first time in about 2 years. walking around looking bewildered. darn this peripheral vision!
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so if someone you follow seems to be tweeting a book six words at a time with lots of ellipsis, do you unfollow them, or set them on fire?
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we could replace waterboarding with sticking bran flakes into someones gums. srsly, i was ready to confess to kidnapping the lindbergh baby.
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idea: if everyone would tweet their SXSW tweets @sxsw then their uninterested peeps will be spared (they can also follow @sxsw to get them)
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i guess Tweetie has until Thursday to implement a temporary hashtag/keyword ignore feature, or i have to switch clients on 3/12.
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more than a foot of snow melt plus dirt roads equals http://twitpic.com/177u6o
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washed carrie's truck yesterday. today, I took a GPS-enabled diversion on the way home. now, washing the truck again.
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had to register on motorola's support site to see an FAQ answer. after registration, got message "the answer is no longer available."
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been working outside all day so far. between the fresh air and the vitamin D, i'm exhausted. love this time of year.
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how nice! when i activate a new verizonwireless phone, it lets me retrieve media/apps i've previously d/l'ed.
and charges me for them again.
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hi twitter! i'm seeing people i don't follow in my update stream (again) and no, they're not retweets.
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i'm really surprised that the login(/logout) page URL in WordPress is hard-coded _everywhere_. making a custom login page is tiring.
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whoa, did that website just resize my browser window? is it suddenly 2001 again?
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even though it's now covered in superglue residue, i'm still glad i took apart my mighty mouse to clean it.
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after the diaper i just changed, i look forward to troubleshooting problems in IE6.
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quite bummed i'm missing the jquery meetup tonight, and ignite boston 7 tomorrow. have fun, learn lots, and share!
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dear TD Bank: please give your employees more sick days. and then force them to use them.
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aha! i forgot that starting march 1 my Win7 RC would blue screen itself. guess i need to get around to picking up a copy
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gosh it's laborious to unfollow everyone and delete all your tweets (a different account) twitter needs a 'do over' button.
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i really need to rename one of my tags in delicious. old: toread, new: goodintentions (or maybe: deletelater)
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wow look at @psnh go!
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watching ken burns' frank lloyd wright. listening to philip johnson describe wright's johnson wax building gives me chills.
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today was the second day of the week? feels like the secondteenth.
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wow is it crazy nice outside. and by 'crazy nice' i mean not snowing or raining, and 45F. after last week, i'll take it.
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ooh, that's interesting. 'report spam' in my google voice inbox. spam filter for telephone calls? ohmygoshyes
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apparently my cable (internet) company checked my schedule, saw i had a deadline today, decided to take a dirt nap. gee, thanks!
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"make websites while the baby sleeps" is the new "make hay while the sun shines."
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this new batch of snow will just have to melt itself. last week i hurt both my knees and my back; i've got nothing left to lift with.
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how many Ryans are on this team?
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took my time to carefully shovel the driveway today, ended up hurting my back. now enjoying an IPA. it's, uh, medicinal. yeah, that's it.
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oh look! it's a winter freakin wonderland out there again.
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hello sql, my old friend.
j/k i don't like you.
go away.
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still have power, and now have hi-fidelity interwebs back. time to make the donuts! (and by 'donuts' i mean 'websites')
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um... everybody who lives east of me has tweeted about not having power. this does not bode well.
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yesterday: epic snow. today: epic rain. tonight: epic flooding. tomorrow: epic ark.
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just signed up for a dialup account (again) as a backup. 56k is better than 0k. sigh.
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Internets dead this morning. Lovely. Can't wait to actually get a bill from these fools.
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okay, i know i previously said i won over the driveway, but right about now i feel like Worf has been bludgeoning me with an ax handle.
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watching some awesome Curling. four words i never would have imagined forming into a sentence previously.
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needless use of flash no. 368: brewery websites with little tap handles that move when you hover over them.
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you know what really helps after shoveling? Wachusett Brewing's IPA. i barely remember being outside.
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