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mike susz

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did we get a warranty with Smoltz? is there a lemon law or something? #redsox

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not sure what the FDA reqs are to make an "enriched macaroni product" but i'm pretty sure i can get away with selling "enriched websites."

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holy cats, @steyblind introduced me to Safari 4's DOM inspector/console. i like it a lot.

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if today wasn't an anomaly, then leaving ten minutes early actually cost me 25 minutes. if i overlap the data, i would have passed myself.

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could Tampa Bay get more annoying than music bumps between every pitch? maybe a continuous loop of Gilbert Godfried clearing his throat.

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just finished dinner at 10pm. yeah, this pace is sustainable.

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i'm unsure what part of the dinosaur that 90-weight gear oil comes from, but judging by the smell, it's not a very happy part.

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anthony bourdain shilling for bing.com? i'm shocked.

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"triple-hops brewed" that's like saying "four-tired car!" almost all beer recipes have bittering, flavoring, and aroma hop additions.

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realizing that reviewers of baby products are either easily amused super-happy types, or axe grinders with unrealistic expectations.

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okay, @websoup is freaking hilarious this week. @nerdist seems more comfortable and more human. or he's had a few beers. or i did.

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No response to my Warren G reference? I'm disappointed.

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Regulators!

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my blackberry auto-completed "Napa" to "napalm." either one probably has what's necessary to fix my truck.

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delivery confirmed mail for my PO Box at the Post Office. weekday hours: 9-5. saturday hours: 8-12. i arrived at 12:14 today. #fail

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a mistake that compromises, yet affirms the activity: starting the coffee maker without the coffee pot under it.

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super. freaking. awesome. RT @steyblind: You wanted pics, you got 'em: http://twitpic.com/cbhsr

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neighbor is celebrating the arrival of August with fireworks. lots of them. forgot to mention - neighbor works for Atlas Fireworks. ugh.

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we just got rain in waltham at the rate of holy-crap-an-hour.

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holy freaking heck i can't believe @Intuit made it this freaking difficult to just submit data to @QuickBase using http.

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shared my favorite jquery input auto-clearing code on snipt.net: http://bit.ly/Mxaci

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if the #redsox would just start playing the game earlier than the ninth inning... somwhere around the first or second inning would be nice.

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i hate to say this, because i like them. but, Mazda, your website is a steaming pile of dog crap. sadly, that IS my professional opinion.

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oh cool, i got an email telling me i won the spanish lottery! all i have to do is enter my twitter username and password...

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watching @websoup this made me laugh until i think i peed a little. http://bit.ly/Zc458

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interesting. on my IE6 test VM, it's trying to automatic-update IE6 to IE8. too bad automatic updates are disabled in most corp installs.

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oh expression engine, that's a curly quote, not an a with an accent + a euro + a trademark symbol. :(

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i think if any NFL team signed michael vick at this point, they would be spending more on PR than on his salary. and they would still fail.

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at this point, i would be perfectly comfortable in purchasing a used car from the Pittsburgh Pirates. #redsox

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about to get thunderstorm from the SW with 80% chance of up to 1" hail. i moved the pickup into @cstax's side of the garage. :)

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Spending the night in Lebanon/Hanover, told the cats not to throw a party, but you know these youngsters... We've got the neighbors watching

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rain again. neighbor asked if he could borrow two of our cats, boy and girl. said just line them up 'two by two' and he'd pick them up later

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can we give dustin pedroia more money? like, all of it? #redsox

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MA drivers: the next time you transform from mr. slowpoke into mario andretti at the passing lanes, i will shoot out your tires.

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just ran into @jeckman in the kitchen. small world, this.

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latest VMWare Fusion update fixed my problem 'preparing' my BootCamp volume to boot Windows 7 in VMWare. nice!

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hrm, now michael phelps is making commercials about .... "eating sandwiches?"

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not home in time to catch @marcamos on ustream from @refreshboston bummer.

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Command-D, in the Finder, does not de-select. ouch. (at least it's Duplicate, not Delete)

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not sure why we're wasting papelbon on a losing game #redsox

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@mikesusz

home. shorts. beer. leftovers. sox. dev.

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funny, whoever had @cstax's old mobile # just got a direct message notification, and they replied "Who U Looking 4?" and it posted. fixed.

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i met a guy today who was in the greater boston area, had a handlebar mustache, and had not heard of @buildguild. fixed that quickly.

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" 'I have fifty things to do today' no, you have ONE thing to do today, and if you get that done, you have another one." thanks Merlin. :)

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on par with Safari 4, Firefox 3.5 on the Mac lets you drag a tab from one window to another, even while still loading, even across Spaces.

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this is the perfect night to have cereal for dinner. #bachelorflashback

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funny, i tweet about spam and i start getting spam @replies. yeah, you're clever folks. way to monetize #twitter!

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opening line: "Please Note, This is not a spam or virus message please download the attachment file for full details..." i am reassured!

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thinking of revising my business plan. is @Discovery still filming Cash Cab?

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oh, those WERE the droids they were looking for! #spoileralert

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