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daylight savings morning chore blitz. we do more before 9am than most people do before 10am.
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toddlers have no concept of daylight savings time. #upearly
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cool, tomorrow I'll have an extra hour. I'll use it to set all the clocks back.
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woke up in a bizzaro land where the basement door didn't latch. cats popped it open, took me an hour to find one of them down there.
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I think the toddler just reenacted the baseball bat scene from The Untouchables with one of his toys. the other toys respect him more now.
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sup. dinner? http://flic.kr/p/8QijP8
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put a bulky case on my ipod touch so hopefully when i'm at a bar, people think i have an iPhone prototype and try to get me drunk
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my truck passed inspection. yay!
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oh hello, time tracking & invoicing software. i haven't seen you since June. let's catch up. BFFs.
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i want to make an auto-dialer that calls every elected officials' office, every day, with "an important message"
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falcon haz a corm: http://flic.kr/p/8PXgVK
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I need an accountant to help me calculate my sleep deficit.
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looking forward to doing more work tomorrow. solved a few programming problems today, felt good. will probably dream of code.
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Microsoft still makes a phone OS? how cute.
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Halloween science question: do you end up with all tootsie rolls left in the bowl because they're more dense and settle to the bottom?
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my costume this year? middle aged white guy organizing his garage while he waits for trick-or-treaters. and I nailed it.
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by the turnout so far, I may have over-estimated our trick-or-treater volume by about 5-1/2 pounds of candy.
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in the garage with six pounds of candy. oh wait, what's today? Halloween? what a coincidence.
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starting to accept echofon, need some way to switch accounts with less pain than Close/select/Close. don't like that interaction.
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toddler wakes up screaming, and via baby monitor, wakes up infant. when will this kid stop phoning it in?
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have you been half asleep, and have you heard voices?
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checking the forecast, I think the best costume for tomorrow is going to be Eskimo.
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today i dressed up like a middle aged white guy and drove around in a pickup truck. totally ironic halloween costume.
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my sense of humor isn't awake yet.
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checked in code today for the first time in months. may pull through this difficult pregnancy & new baby thing alright.
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so wait, this time Harry Potter is fighting a war with ... the Vampires or the Werewolves?
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Q: how much rain are we getting right now? A: all of it. all of it.
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had to choose sleep or work during simultaneous baby & toddler naps. chose sleep. couldn't. wasted 2 hours. #fml
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falcon + toys http://flic.kr/p/8N5HGv
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clothes dryer settings for 'more dry' and 'less dry' didn't know there were degrees of dry; thought 'dry' was the complete absence of 'wet'
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either adult in my household slept (an aggregate) 7 hours last night. considering writing spec script for The Incredibles 2.
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news speaks of a 'brazen shooting' as opposed to what other type? a jovial shooting?
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me, to toddler: "yeah, all these campaign ads make me want to bang my head on the cabinets, too."
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me, to cat: "buy a watch." cat, to me: "meow."
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so yeah, sleep. remember sleep? I really liked sleep.
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snowing in Rindge, NH. weather: 1. meteorologists: 0
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it's been a while since my boss asked me to share my desk with the new guy :)
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like grief, newborn sleep training has five stages. e.g. bargaining: "if you sleep for three straight hours, I'll buy you a pony"
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it's hailing here. and lightning.
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i announced a baby yesterday, is that all you got, #Apple?
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many thanks for the well-wishes! @pophyn @prwood @llawry @btamilio @ds @h20link @LizPW @kimili @jlbruno @jayroh @fredleblanc @kyleridolfo
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meet Greg! http://mikeyboy.com/2010/10/meet-greg/
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political ad drinking game: when you hear "in these tough times" take a drink. it might help to tolerate the commercial.
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what an awesome monday!
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made it to #jqcon in time for the UI keynote.
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semantically, i wonder if it would make sense for jquery mobile to transform a definition list into a collapsible content block
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also I have no idea why #jqcon was not at NERD. if it's at Logan again, I probably wouldn't register.
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home from #jqcon day 1. I'll spring for Central Parking tomorrow - $ saved for Economy Parking not worth the hour to get over there tonight.
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mega construction has made Economy Parking (and shuttles) at Logan a complete shamozzle. may never see my car again.
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during lunch at #jqcon they shifted the AC into 'keep you awake after lunch' mode. freezing.
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