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@ericfisher update: the leaves are back.

Dec 15, 2018, 4:06 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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Remember, a journey of a thousand miles starts with waking up.

And When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you. When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you. If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be

Dec 13, 2018, 8:53 PM · view on Twitter

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Domo is now employed to keep my cables from slipping through my desk when disconnected

Dec 12, 2018, 4:23 PM · view on Twitter

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update: three years later i have nearly 1200 hours into fallout 4.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/940014950130515968?s=21

Dec 11, 2018, 12:18 AM · view on Twitter

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Dec 9, 2018, 3:21 PM · view on Twitter

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in a box in the basement i found the last remnants of my Swatch collection from the late 80s.

Dec 9, 2018, 1:23 AM · view on Twitter

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shout out to anyone that remembers Kai's Power Tools

Dec 6, 2018, 7:52 PM · view on Twitter

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i have no idea where this came from. time to have a ‘talk’ with the boys.

Dec 2, 2018, 3:20 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

do you ever think about how when you're opening a beverage can you are literally tearing metal apart?

Nov 29, 2018, 7:40 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

I’m so tired and it’s only Wednesday.

Nov 29, 2018, 3:36 AM · view on Twitter

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i literally just got up.

Nov 29, 2018, 3:30 AM · view on Twitter

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The best part of iCloud syncing your bookmarks is never being able to bookmark anything, even locally, because this message constantly

Nov 29, 2018, 3:14 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Today’s tweets will be brought to you by the letters:

I B U P R O F E N

Nov 27, 2018, 2:14 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

dev types wanting to learn new stuff, lots of udemy courses are ten dollars american today https://www.udemy.com

Nov 26, 2018, 5:02 PM · view on Twitter

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it’s gonna be an “i forgot my airpods” kinda day

Nov 26, 2018, 1:48 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesuszek Oh no I said ‘viking’ now you have to block me. I meant the guys with the boats.

Nov 20, 2018, 5:54 PM · view on Twitter

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Anyone who does programming and complains about time zones should also investigate units (temperature, distance, etc.) if you’re not struggling with units, you’re probably converting them wrong.

Nov 20, 2018, 3:18 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

it’s like they know i have to get
up and do a deploy in 10 minutes.

Nov 20, 2018, 2:44 AM · view on Twitter

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was going to play fallout76 for a bit tonight but a 15gb update will take 2.5hrs to download 😂 not going to complain about updates and bug fixes though. tomorrow night, it is!

Nov 20, 2018, 2:07 AM · view on Twitter

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also, this was a joke. but i really didn't know about this holiday and i don't quite understand why men would need a holiday.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nov 19, 2018, 4:37 PM · view on Twitter

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I guess it's "International Men's Day" but I had no idea; I don't celebrate it because I've lived in the same country all my life.

Nov 19, 2018, 4:36 PM · view on Twitter

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Fun #Fallout76 moment: I get to Grafton and the Grafton Monster spawns and I’m level 12 so I prepare to die, suddenly I hear a minigun next to me, a level 51 player in power armor shows up and (greatly) helps me ruin the Monster. 5 stars

Nov 17, 2018, 7:07 PM · view on Twitter

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best Stephen King book?

my brain:
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT

“The Stand.”

Nov 17, 2018, 5:33 PM · view on Twitter

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Ranger with snowhawk

Nov 17, 2018, 2:38 PM · view on Twitter

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Shoutout to all the parents who are mad at their School Board Superintendent right now

Nov 16, 2018, 1:24 PM · view on Twitter

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First snowplow of the season!

Nov 16, 2018, 6:47 AM · view on Twitter

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Nov 8, 2018, 7:46 PM · view on Twitter

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hey, you wanna see something grate?

Nov 6, 2018, 11:13 PM · view on Twitter

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voted x3

Nov 6, 2018, 8:09 PM · view on Twitter

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no really i bet daylight savings is great but ….

… in bed before 10

Nov 5, 2018, 3:14 AM · view on Twitter

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Something on or near my desk just spoke the words “charge me” and I want to throw everything in this room out into the pouring rain

Nov 2, 2018, 5:29 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

I played Fallout 76 on PC for a couple hours last night and it was fun. Not too many bugs or glitches, didn’t really get to PVP (don’t really care to, though people tried to engage with me before I was even level 5). Looking forward to the new lore and quests.

Nov 2, 2018, 2:12 PM · view on Twitter

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I forgot to update my avatar to a photo of my kids in their halloween costumes. The Facebook Police will be here any minute.

Nov 1, 2018, 2:00 PM · view on Twitter

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Oct 31, 2018, 3:10 AM · view on Twitter

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so much for pre-loading… the @bethesda launcher decided to download #Fallout76 again when i tried to play it. 48gb on my DSL says it will take 13 more hours at current download speed.

Oct 30, 2018, 11:54 PM · view on Twitter

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is it a compliment to the author that i caught my 9yo staying up 2 hours after bedtime still reading a book?

Oct 30, 2018, 3:15 AM · view on Twitter

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every time a redditor threatens to cancel their pre-order, a game developer gets their wings.

Oct 29, 2018, 7:17 PM · view on Twitter

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every day is caturday.

Oct 28, 2018, 5:30 PM · view on Twitter

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assigning names to snowmen is called snowmenclature

Oct 27, 2018, 2:30 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

goodbye Mewtwo.

Oct 23, 2018, 9:02 PM · view on Twitter

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i'm sure this is fine.

Oct 23, 2018, 3:19 PM · view on Twitter

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yet another website that masks the username, and my password manager saved "***rname" as my username.

Oct 22, 2018, 4:30 PM · view on Twitter

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i still laugh at this. i guess i’m the only one. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/789483862485266433?s=21

Oct 22, 2018, 3:12 AM · view on Twitter

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Autumn is my favorite season and I enjoyed all twelve days of it this year.

Oct 21, 2018, 5:36 PM · view on Twitter

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working on some house projects and singing the do-it-yourself-er’s anthem: That’s What Caulk Is For

Oct 20, 2018, 8:18 PM · view on Twitter

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Oct 19, 2018, 2:04 AM · view on Twitter

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Dear @SlackHQ : guess who is responsible for most of my eye strain?

Oct 19, 2018, 1:42 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Here’s hoping that @ford can give their ad agencies a little more time to work out their media queries.

Oct 19, 2018, 1:36 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

I have almost 1200 hours into Fallout 4. I pre-ordered Fallout 76. Can’t wait for the B.E.T.A. #bestbuyvaultparty #fallout76

Oct 19, 2018, 1:16 AM · view on Twitter

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lol.

Oct 18, 2018, 3:50 AM · view on Twitter