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going to bed before 1. it's an Augustian miracle.
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none of my cats would be valedictorian at the kitty graduation.
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my neighbors have a bagpiper at their party. ask me how I know!
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new dishwasher cycle duration: Quick Wash is ~ 24mins. Regular Wash ... I'd have to draw some sort of diagram.
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time is not cyclical at the gas pump:
http://twitpic.com/2a3sb7
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if these guys are beatniks, then my mom's a beatnik. and ... she's not.
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dear comment spammers: have you heard of 'nofollow' ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nofollow
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now that i have a sliver of time to get stuff done around the house, stabbing back pain prevents me from doing anything non-essential. :(
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happy to be finding out about jquery meetups in boston more than two days in advance. unhappy that i probably still cannot attend them.
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Matthieu Ford in Winchendon MA has a bright magenta @FordFiesta parked proudly by the entrance. finally got to see one up close!
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thanks for advice, all. i shut the sprinkler off. thankfully their forgetfulness dovetails nicely into their lack of gun ownership.
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quiz time. neighbor went to bed, leaving sprinkler running that's been going since ~3pm. our wells share the same aquifer. advice?
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to my friends at #AEA i recommend Minneapolis Town Hall Brewery. excellent beer.
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whoa, i had big plans for July. had.
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it's times like this that i'm so happy i have wired gigabit ethernet in the house.
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really, Kontera? blackberry ad triggered on word 'hexadecimal.'
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idea: video game themed sign-off pages. "Your Session has Died of Dysentery."
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july 25 = huge day for telco. 1837: 1st commercial demo of telegraph, 1920: 1st trans-atlantic 2-way radio b-cast http://tinyurl.com/2v6c76z
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wow, @SearsCares so much that the email they sent when they cancelled my order, includes links to my account that redirect to a 1x1 px gif.
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if a checksum error due to power management in my ethernet controller is my biggest struggle today, then it's a good day.
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it's funny how stabbing back pain can make you forget about things.
like, productivity, and happiness.
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.CO TLD? business model = extort from companies who don't want their users to see porn if they press 'return' too quickly.
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wait, this "The Event" show isn't on until September 20th? way to "despicable" your marketing.
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pursuit of grill pizza perfection thwarted by empty (backup) propane bottle. had to finish in the oven.
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last night I had a dream about sleeping.
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quick trip to the grocery store. realized (when i got home) that the baby spit up on my shirt 3 or 4 times today. #thuglife
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bought a dishwasher online, paid for installation. 'private contractor' has dishwasher, will not answer his phone. has not shown up yet.
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watching a show about cooking in your wood-burning brick oven. you know, because you have a wood-burning brick oven.
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and now we've got a crazy yellow/red glow outside. this is insane.
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that was a heck of a cold front. frequent lightning, torrential rain, temps dropped 20+ degrees F in twenty minutes.
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when i call my wireless provider to complain about poor reception, they tell me to move to an area with better coverage.
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non-specific reviews are hilariously frustrating. "I used to beat my clothes on a rock. this 'washing machine' makes it easy! five stars!"
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someday i will go to bed at 2am and actually feel like I've accomplished everything I had to do today.
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i was going to tweet a reference to SNL's "middle aged man" sketch, then i realized you would have to be one, to get it.
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can we get over this GPL b.s. and get back to... i dunno, silly things like... painfully missing features? #oauth #wordpress
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pro tip: always make friends with the accounts payable people. especially if you're an account, and you want to get payable'd.
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i'm one of the top three most important people in my house.
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"turn your eyes into captivated apertures of ecstasy" -verizon wireless (re: droid x)
srsly?
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was cool enough today i actually used the oven. (also, couldn't figure out how to make french fries on the grill)
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so glad we're getting a nice, long soaking rain. the lawn was looking (even more) tragic.
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starting off my development day by making a list of the things that i know i don't know.
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hope all my friends attending @bg_salem tonight have a good time, and a safe journey home afterward.
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i have to remember to start going to bed _before_ i get dizzy and almost fall down the stairs.
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I'm looking sheveled today.
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." - Carl Sagan
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don't say mean things to friends don't say mean things to friends don't say mean things to friends it's not nice.
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it's only sprinkling, but we'll take it. hasn't rained here in two weeks.
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my ankle cracked so loudly as i walked up the stairs, i feared it would wake the baby. #oldworldproblems
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verizon wireless says i have 3G now! except i don't. http://flic.kr/p/8gMG1o
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my truck is now home thanks to a ride from @steyblind and whatever mechanical ability i possess. :)
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