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i guess my picture was too dark? RT @kurteng: Y U NO GET INCEPTION JOKES #wcbos
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speaking tip: tilt your screen so you see _exactly_ what the crowd does. WP has some thin, light borders in the admin #ow
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oh look i sailed past 11,000 tweets. i hope you all got something useful out of at least ... 10 of those. maybe 11. :D
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"okay, i don't want to watch video - i want to READ something." me, re: the web today.
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what's slower than a sedentary lifestyle? a sedimentary lifestyle?
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new 802.11n router worked for about a week, now a shiny brick. replaced with half dead wrt54g that I can't even update but still routes.
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this Garlic Lovers Hommus is pretty intense. Can I get Garlic Admirers Hommus, or Casual Garlic Acquaintance Hommus?
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5-0 said "freeze" and i got numb
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never liked that Chrome tells me "Bookmark Added!" in a dialog where i can still click 'Cancel.' no, it hasn't been "Added!" yet.
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failsnail? http://twitpic.com/5t05xj
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hrm. Lion upgrade may cost me a lot more if i have to upgrade from CS3. yeah, i'm waiting.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/uQuII.gif
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wow, i think if someone found casey anthony and hit her with a shaving cream pie, the network news would fold in on itself & implode
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and had to turn off 'lion-like' scrolling (enabled in BetterTouchTool) seemed confused about page vs. textarea. waiting for Lion.
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this Google+ thing, it's almost a perfect time for a(nother) reunion... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_Jerks
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forcing myself to get used to inverted scrolling now. probably won't take too long.
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so if you want the recruiter to send you an email with the job description, best to let the phone call go to voicemail.
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if i see this 'table layout' joke retweeted one more time, i'm going to fax everyone a cartoon of a duck hitting his computer with a hammer.
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just used an oxford comma. feels good man.
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current status: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/19/129161956671554292.gif
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today's agenda: Storm the Castle!
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it's interesting watching the live tweeters versus those with a slight DVR delay.
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you'd like my feedback? is there a checkbox for "jumps all over me for feedback when trying to use the website?"
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today's project was compensating for lazy workmen who left wasp-loved gaps in our vinyl soffits. hope they don't find another way in.
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took them long enough! Discovery is finally aggregating their automotive/"male" content: HD Theater -> Velocity http://velocity.tv
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Blue Angels just flew over. neat. I thought when they were in-transit they might fly higher; they were low enough to recognize.
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twitter spammer pro tip: try not to follow all your other spam bots with your spam bots.
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yard of mulch in the pickup. i wimped out and ran the AC on the way home though #sweaty
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current status: http://bit.ly/n5YGUI
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hrm. i also need to make my portmanteaus more ironic. or, moronic.
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remember Michael Dell? http://news.cnet.com/2100-1001-203937.html see also: http://i.imgur.com/pp7DH.png
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i need to use portmanteau more. or, mortmanteau.
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get your tickets now, folks! RT @WordCampBoston: Online registration is closing tomorrow. Details on blog soon. #weeklymeeting
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great article re: mac (*nix) maintenance tasks, what they do, when they run, etc. http://www.thexlab.com/faqs/maintscripts.html
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wow. the last time my computer was on at 2am was February 26th. my system.log had grown to 192mb.
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"Are you sure you want to clear your cache?" i have never been surer of anything. in my life. ever.
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listening to my "Nobody Else In the Car" playlist. neighbors, though far away, probably wish it was warmer/colder. (all windows open)
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Sara Evans covered Rod Stewart's "My Heart Can't Tell You No" and i'm enjoying it. quite a bit. possibly too much.
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so many hashtags to mute today.
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today's agenda: save the Goondocks.
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"What's with the knife? we having cake, or something?"
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know that feeling where you suddenly remember a movie you really want to watch? and then you search Netflix for it and it's not available?
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seriously, Google, stop "helping" me: http://twitpic.com/5pp6ww http://twitpic.com/5pp722
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i really don't like that Google is stemming words, even inside quotes, and not telling me. results highlight stuff i'm not searching for.
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dear @DirecTV : you want people to watch "Damages." we get it. we really get it. please stop.
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left my lunch on the counter at home. i hope i snapped the container shut, otherwise we find out if cats like roasted red pepper hummus.
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"i haven't used my Wii in a while." *chuckle* <-- the paradox of getting older, but never growing up.
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watching Blade Runner off netflix, i've never seen this version. i really dislike the voice-overs. need to find my Director's Cut DVD.
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home from @bg_salem where I had a lovely sweaty time attempting to catch up with good friends.
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my GPS just apologized for sending me through Revere.
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