mike susz
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clearing the driveway. i broke a shovel today.
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so many things in the gaming world (playing online multiplayer, watching twitch/mixer, etc.) assume you: a.) have your sound on, b.) are listening to it. i play most games, and watch streamers on mute.
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judging by how many life insurance offers i get in the mail, apparently mid-40s is when men discover their mortality or something
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if my airpods could just always default to connect to the device that is TURNED ON that would be cool.
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been freezing rain all day here ~1300’ #nhwx
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you go to dev with the sprint plan you have, not the sprint plan you want.
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i'm back in the office today for the first time in a week and a half. i did not miss commuting.
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i love watching things on DVR delay because y’all let me know exactly what to be disappointed about
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oh look, time for a pithy blog post
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🎶There’s a hole in my bucket dear Liza dear Liza…🎶
Then fix the bucket already Henry, can’t you do anything for yourself? Seriously. Liza would have had water an hour ago.
Why did we even put you in charge of water?
Then fix the bucket already Henry, can’t you do anything for yourself? Seriously. Liza would have had water an hour ago.
Why did we even put you in charge of water?
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three days ago at my weather station it was -7.2°F, right now it's 51°F https://www.wunderground.com/personal-weather-station/dashboard?ID=KNHRINDG5
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👏did👏you👏update👏the👏story👏in👏Jira?👏
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me? i'm okay. definitely not openly weeping in the office. this is beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msgimk3mV6g
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Apple Watch question: does snow removal count as an “High-Intensity Interval Training” or “Cross Training”
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not to make light of dangerous weather, but remember as you buy emergency provisions, that you will need mixers and limes too.
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sadly i never did this when i left that job.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/685506648723427328?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/685506648723427328?s=21
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@danbenjamin @hotdogsladies @5by5 and if you want to take the red pill, there's https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards who have a good wiki https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/wiki/wiki_navigation
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Hey Siri, remind me every four weeks that I own an Apple Pencil.
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@notasausage hah, also, happy birthday, sir. :)
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can’t talk right now
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the revolution will not work in any scenario https://twitter.com/suntzufuntzu/status/1080846301770715136
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2019 Spirit Animal: https://i.imgur.com/Tq3PpGQ.jpg
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Hot or Not?
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still true today.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/815926414323150848?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/815926414323150848?s=21
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where does a Sith buy their robes?
at the Darth Mall
wait, where are you going — i have more jokes
at the Darth Mall
wait, where are you going — i have more jokes
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also time to start saying “first time doing _______ since last year!” or “ i haven’t done _______ since last year”
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time to start doing goofy things and claim it’s part of a resolution
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watching some new year’s eve program and jenny mccarthy is on it. i feel sick.
i wish there was some immunization that would have prevented this.
i wish there was some immunization that would have prevented this.
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happy leftover-from-july-4th fireworks day!
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my gift to myself at the end of 2018: deleting 700+ items from my Pocket list. Happy New Year.
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lactose-challenged friends (@jlengstorf @ashleymcnamara ? et al) find this stuff, it’s amazing. https://greenvalleylactosefree.com/
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ah, yes. Maslow’s Four Quadrants of human need.
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2018 was pretty challenging for me but i’m a middle-aged white guy so who cares?
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every time my kids get frustrated that they’re not good at something, i remind them that they’re able to pee on parts of the toilet i didn’t even think it was possible to pee on. keep trying!
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c’mon i have to go to bed
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srsly i guess i’m sleeping in a recliner tonight.
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the siamese is glad we’re home
too
too
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welp now they’re conspiring.
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my kitten is glad to be home.
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4 day trip to visit family contains two whole days of traveling. forgive me if i’m exhausted and we don’t visit too often.
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do you think the contrast is okay?
what contrast?
what contrast?
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oh good, it’s not like you can just find these things laying around
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hey, be kind. it’s not the shortest day of the year, it’s the smallest stature day of the year.
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Hey Siri, does poetry have to rhyme?
...
* smoke appears above datacenter *
...
* smoke appears above datacenter *
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if ocean currents swirl around like a clothes dryer, we could probably gather up all the plastic bits by throwing a couple fitted sheets out there
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hooray, i finally screwed this job up completely
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old apple tv + HDMI monitor = treadmill tv
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photobomb? totes casual.
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ten years ago, we had just gotten our power back after 4-1/2 days.
