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(baby crying on baby monitor) "This radio station SUCKS!"
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does MS Outlook have a "Project Manager" mode that automatically flags every outgoing email as "ZOMG CRITICAL WE ALL GONNA DIEEEE!!!!!1!" ?
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the Action Zone says, Go to the internet now! http://i.imgur.com/MPwP4.png
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if i could only get autocompletion in bash to behave like in tcsh i could be as cool as you young kids.
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"svn pull" lolol
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dear ISP: when you renumber my network, please continue resolving old IP addresses until beyond DHCP lease timeout. love, paying customer.
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my house is entering "Evening Screamy Time" envy me.
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Drive-Thru'ing like a boss with two small children.
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Fuku-san!
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"I'm being followed by people who love a font." "that's better than being followed by people who have guns."
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so if i got even an average amount of sleep, and i had a functional immune system at this point, i'd probably feel kinda great right now.
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Jonathan Papelbean. #redsox
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hrm. <div class="fieldset"> i wonder if there would be a different HTML structure that one could use there. #magento
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the upside to this project: i'm running the billable timer during ftp transfers. #sofreakingslow
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not sure if i'm more disappointed in my Klout score, or the fact that i know it.
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more brought-in-at-the-end-of-the-project cleanup/fixes today. may need beer. lots of it.
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i have 56 un-listened podcasts. who's up for a road trip? like coast to coast.
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spammed my registrar address when i move my domain names? wow, i'd love to exchange links with you.
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"dot biz? oh, i'm so sorry."
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Domain Registrars: can i get a checkbox that lets you know i'm in a secret underground vault, so my session can last longer than 30 seconds?
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"so, basically, you're making pancakes in a suitcase."
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awake at 5am, sure! great time to do DNS and other mundane tasks.
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the more i get to know about Magento, the more i want to learn about trepanning.
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also the next time i agree to take on a clean-up project, each and every one of you has permission to hit me in the head with a tackhammer.
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my guess is, 4 out of 5 sysadmins recommend _against_ submerging your web server in molasses. #so #slow
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sent +365 day invoice reminder. i wish it was a joke. #nofoolin
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all april fools jokes aside, i'd really love it if Google Voice could auto-tune my voicemail.
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april fools joke, something something 'ipad2 in stock!' something something 'rick astley' something something -> profit
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found in the clearance bin: the bite of sour, the kiss of sweet http://twitpic.com/4fhhy4
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snowing like mad, wow. this might get interesting if it keeps up for ... 12-16hrs.
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just a note: don't click anything tomorrow. that is all.
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"that was vegan, by the way." "yeah, until i added sausage to it."
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current status: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk (RSF)
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took a long walk with the toddler today. expect to go out and play in the snow friday.
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today's lesson: stop building a more complex mousetrap, and write content.
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yep, getting paper from Amazon Prime (like a case of it) is cheaper than getting it anywhere locally at office supply stores. snuh?
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who wants to bet? my guess is that within 5 minutes of @BronxZoosCobra's escaping, @Syfy was already filming a terrible movie about him.
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it looks like the Today show has found a new revenue model: video of babies.
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inbox 900 is like, 900 times better than inbox zero, right?
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baby steals his own binky from his mouth, then gets upset about it. there's probably a political joke in there somewhere.
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oh look, it's almost April and i've only received two 1099's. lol?
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no whammies no whammies no whammies no whammies
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new design for @squaredesign has a lot more Bank Gothic, think i need to replace my body font (Puritan) with something more slab-serif-ey.
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oh excellent, 'facebook' triggered auto-responders. reported for spam! have fun.
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honestly i wouldn't expect anyone to 'like' my facebook page. because it's facebook.
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any dream i have of moving my MacBook to SSD is predicated upon moving my 50gb iPhoto library to the network.
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CoverFlow looks great when Steve J. is presenting it, but i have over 1000 albums on my iPod. wish i could disable this completely.
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every time Time Machine backs up to a network volume over 802.11g wireless, Steve Jobs kills a kitten.
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using my fancy new tablet to do site layout & IA! http://twitpic.com/4e9ka5
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er, wow, inset box shadow on the <body> element cripples the ability to scroll a page. in Chrome. Firefox is fine with it.
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