mike susz
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Hey @tacobell you thinking what I’m thinking? Baseball players love Gorditas.
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mike susz
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kinda sad, Jetblue's website doesn't work if i block http://demdex.net (Adobe Experience Cloud) seriously why would you refuse to take my money if you can't track me online
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so, anyone i know work in Chase’s social media team? how’s that going for you today?
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⛺️ ⛺️
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idea: design a tissue box that looks like a football, so i can throw it at my kids.
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vegetable + win
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always worried that the staff at the Post Office is secretly judging my packaging and labeling, and talks about me to their co-workers later.
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coffee’s ready!
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nobody tested the Software Agreement in Dark Mode.
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they’re still going - 100 episodes!
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/721657431319834628?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/721657431319834628?s=21
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i mean, 5/8 is after 4/15 but
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my favorite Game of Thrones character is Digdug Turducken
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in which @DanielBrian was perhaps the first person in twitter history to reply to both @mikesuszek and @mikesusz https://twitter.com/danielbrian/status/852010370847752192?s=21
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lol.
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in the realm of single-use websites, we need a "is it okay to go to this conference or not"
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Why do Mario and Luigi hang around with Toad? Because he’s such a fungi
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“i love you, i’m tired, i need to go to sleep.” — what i just said to my wife, but it would make a good epitaph also.
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happi kitti boi
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day 1 (for me) of PAX East for me: i’m tired. so tired.
so, so tired.
also why would i wait more than an hour to get into the @bethesda thing? this sucks, do something different next year. maybe … come to PAX. _to_ PAX.
so, so tired.
also why would i wait more than an hour to get into the @bethesda thing? this sucks, do something different next year. maybe … come to PAX. _to_ PAX.
mike susz
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plenty of power at PAX thanks to this Anker battery and Male Pockets Privilege (MPP)
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how many times do i have to pick up and ignore the person calling from Ooma before they stop calling me?
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now is time for clapping?
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this is the content, people.
mike susz
@mikesusz
the best time to tell me about problems with the code that just got pushed to QA, is sometime before the code got pushed to QA.
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today they replaced the little smelly things inside the urinals with new ones that are purple, and the office is abuzz
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i think the activities of today, both online, and in offices and schools everywhere, have proven one very clear thing to us: we need more arbitrary reasons to eat pie.
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@kvlly (i also wouldn’t use the word ‘dumb’ when talking to other people except you said what i would say to myself and sometimes i’m not very nice to myself)
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☑️ Eat a whole pie
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i love how the preview of every email i get is a tiny apology about how email sucks and graphics make email insecure and you sent me a giant picture of text and here's a link to view it online where my privacy can be violated by even more trackers
mike susz
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not quite 30, but this was what my website (er, 'homepage') looked like 23 years ago.
http://mikesusz.com/sitemuseum/1996/
(bonus: it's responsive!)
http://mikesusz.com/sitemuseum/1996/
(bonus: it's responsive!)
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heavy wet snow. driveway shoveling and digging out snow forts.
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my internet was out most of the day, and their tech support line was broken (enter phone number/it hangs up on you) their web contact form was broken also.
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wow that was quick, Directv went from a bouncing logo screensaver, to pretty scenery photos screensaver, to pretty photos and ADS.
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this is fine until i need more
coffee.
coffee.
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what subject do witches teach in school?
spelling.
spelling.
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once my computer crashed while i was DJing at a dance club.
Kernel Panic at the Disco
Kernel Panic at the Disco
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what really happened to the dinosaurs
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got smeargle! #PokemonGO
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50mph gust in Rindge. #NHwx
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max gust 45.6mph recorded so far on my weather station #NHwx
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the kids wanted plain bagels and i wanted everything bagels.
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aww it was Washington’s Birthday, I forgot to send a gift
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we get pets and take care of them because they bring us joy. if they get sick, we get them help. we keep finding them help as long as there is hope. and when there is no longer any hope, we give them relief.
today we said goodbye to Falcon. even at 14 years, it was too soon.
today we said goodbye to Falcon. even at 14 years, it was too soon.
mike susz
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when others experience what i just went through, i give them what i hope is helpful advice. i need to take that myself, now.
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science is awesome
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why do i keep asking rhetorical questions?
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went out to shovel again in the afternoon. this is the first day since getting my Apple watch that i’ve crushed these stats.
also i’m tired and sore.
also i’m tired and sore.
mike susz
@mikesusz
Pokémon Go friends: check your Adventure Sync checkbox in Settings. after the latest update, mine was unchecked.