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if one of Steve's core competencies was "finding the clue" he must have gotten terrible, terrible reviews. #too #much #bluesclues
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Websites that strip out the plus in the username of an email address, so all your emails go somewhere else and you can't log in. #rage
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i say, it's foggy.
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What a ridiculous day.
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crayons are non-toxic, right? um... asking for a friend.
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dear internet clowns: marketers have realized that they can get you talking about how terrible something is and make you notice it.
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ever notice that the Mario Bros never did any real plumbing?
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when i manage to successfully activate a tap zone in netflix' iOS app i feel like i won a prize or something.
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@mikesusz and we've been subjecting our twitter friends to Car Talk with Todd & Mike. :D
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Subject: Vehicle Payoff Confirmation. yesssss
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dear {first_name}, i appreciate your recent {call|email|text} and look forward to connecting with you soon. have a good {day|weekend|life}
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"Dada no pants on!" (i'm wearing shorts)
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also, pro tip: having a broken password reset process boosts retention! you can't leave if you can't log in!
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be careful how many rings you throw your hat into
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Beautiful evening. Kids were happy. Great dinner. Good beer in my glass.
Win.
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Current status: shorts.
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gosh i wish i could get a WOMAN: or a MAN: to bring a beer.
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"FlimFlam is the world leader in a business category that we just made up"
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"No, don't sit on your brother's head!"
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you know what's fun about finding code you wrote 12 years ago? nothing.
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Just when I thought I wasn't going to accomplish anything today: I killed a keg.
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dear today: let's just put this behind us. and you better be out of here by tomorrow.
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oh, lunchtime. here already. i like you, but i'm not IN like with you.
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hooray, just received spam at an address i used only for HP product registration. // cc @HPsupport
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need to move my photos are moving to my server RAID. do any programs besides iPhoto handle this (originals on network) without pooping?
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it's sooooo quiet in my house without the pellet stove running. #spring
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Thermostats turned from 'heat' to 'off' today. Will they go back to 'heat' before they switch to 'cool?'
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my little guy just head-butted me in the cheekbone. I'm literally incapacitated. occupational prognosis: soccer hooligan.
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Ran out of paint(ing) before I ran out of patience. Win.
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Enjoying a Long Trail Double IPA from 2009. It's mellowed to the point that it's almost not really an IPA anymore. Still very good.
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St Paddy's so naturally I'm drinking an IPA.
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Anyone who thinks they're good at planning and logistics - have two small kids, try to paint various rooms in your house.
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after i do the 'responsive' i'm writing HTML6 and CSS Pi
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so, today, let's get this over with and then beer.
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how i'm answering the phone today
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i must have an acute head injury - my DVR says there's a new episode of #Community.
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enjoyed another @bg_salem so glad to meet folks IRL @dperrera @amyhparker and @beatenbyrobots
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absolutely incredible lightning show on my way home tonight. now on and off thunder and torrential downpours
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moustache cookies @bg_salem
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in the Salem for the @bg_salem
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oh, your flooring website has an auto-playing video with sound on the homepage. my wallet just ran and hid in the corner.
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Snow tires are off the truck, so, you know, expect a lot of late-season snow in New England.
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I think this show replaced Carson Daly with a robot. or maybe they didn't.
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for ... personal reasons, we will no longer be reading The Velveteen Rabbit in this house.
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Train don't run outta Wichita, less'n you're a hog, or a cattle. People train run outta Stubbville.
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how can I think about work when it's 67 degrees outside??? oh right, I need to keep paying my mortgage in order to have an inside.
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oh, Itsy Bitsy Spider, will you ever learn?
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wow, the kids slept an hour later today!
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realizing that if @echofon introduced muting by location, I cold just squelch the whole state of Texas for a week
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