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maybe the urinal keeps flushing because all the ghosts just got out of a long meeting.

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this project will require poly-fil http://twitpic.com/9g0kwa

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apparently I'm unable to legally purchase and download Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. or stream.

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high velocity verbal atrocities

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I fertilized the lawn today. not a euphemism.

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my mechanical diagnosis of the truck: 100% too much chipmunk http://twitpic.com/9fcnxa

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enjoying a Night crawler black IPA at Gardner Ale House. lunch with my wife while a visiting friend watches the boys!

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boys asleep, house to myself. of course I did the dishes, fed the cats, and now I'm reading instapaper on my pad while watching old Futurama

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so... Google Drive is Google Docs + arbitrary file types ?

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don't maximize new windows. it sickens me.

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I think we should take this offline.

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Leisure Suit Larry remake Kickstarter is $17k away from $500k goal - 7 days left http://kck.st/Haj4Fx

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I'd sincerely like to thank the nice officer from Ashby whom I spoke with tonight.

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it's day one of Thomas the Train in our house. Greg already caused the greatest disaster in railroad history.

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the best part of today was the end part.

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steam rising from the piles of mulch in the Chelmsford landscape supply district this morning. also it smells like cow poop.

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today i felt like the IKEA guy. both the smiley and confused states.

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think we weren't in a drought? my kids seem confused by rain.

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so it turns out my problems with Lion Server + webapps is some borked permissions and Sinatra.rb crapping out.

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we might be making up for the drought today http://twitpic.com/9cw5da

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"Why do I head crinkling?" *finds boys quickly consuming bag of oyster crackers*

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yesterday was the first grilled pizza for the year. today is the first grilled pizza leftovers lunch of the year.

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I thought I was having a bad week, then I realized that at least I'm not Bobby Valentine.

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if I had a superpower, it would be "guy with a pickup"

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"I wave at everybody ... I'm driving a pickup truck."

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wondering what our 2006 Stone Double Bastard will taste like. special occasion? we already have two kids #lol #beer

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my wife just gave me the best idea. Shawshank Redemption: the MUSICAL

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week 1: survived.

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I like my code editor like I like my coffee. DARK.

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whoever created this file forgot what the C in CSS means.

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Boston people: a gravel truck rolled over on the lower deck of 93 downtown, it seems. avoid at all costs.

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remarkably disappointed with our school district today. remarkably.

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I show up, I make sausage, I go home.

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could be in love with Inconsolata-g variant.

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me: (at 8:05pm) "heck of a late night for you!" UPS guy: "they pay me by the hour."

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my kids are chanting "go go dot com!" we MAY be in the middle of another bubble.

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toddler discipline flowchart: is he burning calories? yes. is he hurting anyone? no. is he breaking stuff? no. let him do it.

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the person who called my wife at 5:06pm about getting their taxes done (without extension) should be VERY glad I didn't answer the phone.

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I have 98 gmail invites left! hit me up.

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I miss you guys already.

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if pollen had a face, I would rather enjoy punching it in said face.

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tapped a sixth-barrel of @berkshirebrew's steel rail tonight. this will do nicely :)

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saw a commercial for an oil additive that claims to 'soak into the metal.' I'm not a chemist or a metallurgist but my instinct says B.S.

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I think these crazy/self-abusive crab fisherman would totally get pwned by adrenaline-junkie jackasses. picture zak baggins on a boat.

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Listening to Lionel Richie's Tuskegee. a bit awkward in parts, but as a contemporary country music fan who grew up in the 80's, I like it.

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Just watched @MythBusters "Square Wheels." Warning: do NOT buy a used green extended-cab @Ford Super-Duty from anywhere near the Bay Area.

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Just had my summer tires flipped to mitigate camber wear. Ladies.

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twelve trips up & down two flights of stairs to electrical panel. conclusion: fire the electrician... out of a cannon.

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wishing I could be at @the47th to send @jayroh off to @thoughtbot

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