mike susz
@mikesusz
put this in your ear holes and enjoy. http://soundcloud.com/slaptop/let-me-open-minimix
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mike susz
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my phone auto-corrected "bleh" to "Borg." capitalized. Trek nerds @ Apple?
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yep it's a Torpeedoh kind of day.
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Saturday is 7/7, i'm surprised i haven't seen a joint-advertising-campaign from 7-up and Seagrams.
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commute this morning was surprisingly average. i guess more people are taking the second half of the week off?
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i'm starting to think that 100% of http://stamps.com's advertising budget is used to sponsor podcasts.
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it's amazing the amount of busywork/updating/organizing/etc. you need to put in after a few (months) not at your own office/desk.
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it's difficult to concentrate on any task when i'm overwhelmed with the desire to take a nap.
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you know a tv show is at least a few years old when they stress how careful they have to be with the super-expensive 43" plasma tv.
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I remember as a child being disappointed that matchbox & hotwheels cars weren't accurately scaled to each other. and so it began.
mike susz
@mikesusz
blow bubbles until you hyperventilate and fall over.
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after a few days using this Podcasts app, I've decided: send it back to hell, where it came from. this was less than half-baked.
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I can't even keep up anymore.
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do they make printers that can order their own ink refills yet?
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<b style="font-weight:normal;"> #found #code #whut
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how many times do i have to hear someone's "new mail" sound before i'm justified in stabbing them with a letter opener?
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@mikesusz
i'm curious how 3rd party apps can integrate the system-wide play/pause in iOS with Podcasts vs Music. also the remote button on headphones.
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Fibbonaci-pedia: the changing frequency of battle-edits on a contested Wikipedia article.
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look what I found in the cellar ... ODB (Old Double Bastard) // @StoneBrewingCo
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App Idea: (gyroscope/gps-enabled) plays Yakety-Sax while you run around Benny Hill style.
mike susz
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If I had a nickel for every time I've said "I should have sold yesterday!" it wouldn't begin to cover my stock market losses.
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hi, i just got back. are we all still complaining about the thing?
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yep i just ssh'd through 4 machines to get a file.
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Villain catchphrase idea: "today is the LAST day of the rest of your life."
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.arialclass { font-family: Verdana; } #found #code #whut
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that thing where you accidentally hit the lever on your chair with your foot and start to sink
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#Debby is now a Tropical Depression. So, officially a Debbie Downer.
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i'm in ur source controlz, merging to your branchez
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it would be really cool if Visual Studio's diff tool recognized (or stopped recognizing) whitespace diffs as changes
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Apple's new Podcast app doesn't actually do anything (on my phone) except play a useless animation. this is very un-Steve.
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remember when "go viral" was a bad thing?
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I don't always use lorem ipsum, but when I do, I dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit...
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she already named the car, so i guess we have to buy it.
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people who put copyright notices on photos seem to think the Text tool is easier to figure out than the Crop tool.
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Bok Choy first came to America in the 1800s, stuck in the teeth of sailors for the duration of months-long ocean voyages. #funfact #nottrue
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Hemmingway wrote "The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places" but he never even saw .jsp code.
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last day of my billing cycle and i have ~1.7gb left on my tethering plan. leave Google Earth open all the way home?
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hipsters need a music app that makes their songs sound like they're coming out of a Westinghouse radio
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I hope this is the pretty butterfly type
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first commute not delayed by school buses. this will be a nice week.
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impressions of Apple's Maps: start with Google map, erase 80% of useful data, gaussian blur.
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this weekend i have to do about 150% of THE THINGS
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oh look, it's a gift horse! let's take a peek inside its mouth.
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"The following path contains more than the allowed 259 characters" thanks, Windows.
mike susz
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if you're ever doubtful that your allergy meds are working, just forget to take them for three days. oof.
mike susz
@mikesusz
yep I'm the guy blaring Juliana Hatfield in my pickup truck
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impressions of iOS6 beta so far: this is the beta-est beta I've ever beta-ed.
mike susz
@mikesusz
"it doesn't suck getting old; it sucks getting sick." - my (late) Uncle Lenny #cancer
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saw a car with Vermont plates & it was not a Subaru. I alerted the authorities.
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"continue on this road for two hundred seventy one and a half miles." okay.