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if you're ever doubtful that your allergy meds are working, just forget to take them for three days. oof.
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yep I'm the guy blaring Juliana Hatfield in my pickup truck
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impressions of iOS6 beta so far: this is the beta-est beta I've ever beta-ed.
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"it doesn't suck getting old; it sucks getting sick." - my (late) Uncle Lenny #cancer
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saw a car with Vermont plates & it was not a Subaru. I alerted the authorities.
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"continue on this road for two hundred seventy one and a half miles." okay.
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that thing where you look down, mid-afternoon, and find a dryer sheet next to your chair. wonder where that was stuck all day.
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i got this new video game called "stock market" it's really boring.
and stressful.
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if users aren't searching your (decrepit) knowledge base before opening a support ticket, put obstacles in their way! #corporatestrategy
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workaround + hack = hackaround
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lock screen audio controls in iOS6 are context-aware; music gets ffwd/rew buttons, podcasts get 15sec fwd/back skip. neat.
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the boys 'helped' wash my truck today.
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"daddy stop singing! stop singing!" Happy Father's Day, all. :)
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you know, just a monkey riding a hippo
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the best part of this week was when it ended.
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today J shucked and ate fresh peas until he could eat no more peas. completely refused fresh strawberries.
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yes i understand you want to take us to lunch, but we're contractors and we'd rather stay and continue getting paid.
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things i'll actually miss from Visual Studio 2010: folder diff'ing, customizable auto-formatting of docs
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this morning's commute featured murderous rage. the day can only get better (until the evening commute)
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Early Father's Day present - thanks @cstax and @WachusettBrew :)
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the only thing that could make turkey & avocado better, is bacon.
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Recruiter: "Hi Micheal," yep, you can't spell my name correctly but you want me to buy your lunch. <delete>
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hooray! now i can't use the phrase "shades of gray" in its actual context anymore.
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so when you name a server for the vendor of the software you run on it, do you change that when the company is bought out?
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neighbors are shooting off fireworks, on a wednesday, for their 8th grader's graduation.
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so what's the standard protocol for contractors-- do you wait 30 minutes after the employees get free lunch to move in for the leftovers?
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pay the extra $200, get 16gb, never think or care about it again. you're going to upgrade it once, ONCE, may as well do it when you buy it.
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seriously folks, you're considering a computer that starts at $2200 and you're complaining you can't upgrade the RAM yourself?
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more than two months using Windows and i'm still trying to use Mac Trackpad gestures. will be good to go back.
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storing phone numbers as an int? move back two spaces.
then jump in a volcano.
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looking forward to Christmas this year! i plan to dedicate some time this summer to writing new, original fruitcake jokes.
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i just used the phrase "go paddle a canoe" in a business email. #WINNING
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walked from my truck to the office, in the rain. no umbrella. #thuglife
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turns out if I keep my truck under 3000rpm I can get 22+ mpg out of it.
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I just set a reminder, with alarm, called "look at other reminders."
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I've seen the message so many times, I think this site has been renamed "Server Error in '/' Application"
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if your company puts auto-playing video (with sound) ads on their website, you should update your profile on job sites.
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yep, babies born the year I graduated from High School are now adults who can legally drink.
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listening to Ani in the morning, the day could go very different ways.
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how did Dunkins make a corn muffin taste like frosting
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saw a 2013 @Ford Escape at Townsend Ford in Townsend, MA
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looks like 9to5Mac has made a blog post for each and every slide from WWDC
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i'm glad they finally updated the Mac Pro. been a while.
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my blackberry had a DND profile i could switch to at night. just sayin'
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yay! everyone is excited about a show that's on a channel i don't get! (and don't have time to follow anyway)
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G used red chalk to turn my smiley face into a patient on House M.D.
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