mike susz
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why does this muffin have carrots in it?!? no, seriously. somebody has to take responsibility and consequences for this.
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mike susz
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i need to find a new hobby. my current list doesn't fulfill me anymore: digging holes, moving large rocks, worrying.
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twitter folks seem to agree with my children, ziti with lines was a hit. or maybe it was because of the shaky cheese.
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given the choice between ziti with lines, and ziti without lines, what are you going to pick? seriously.
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saved an article about guilt to my Read Later queue (which i never allow myself time to read) somewhere a psychologist just had an aneurysm.
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very tempted to sign up for a conference. but then i ask - what would i build if i gave myself 2 or 3 whole days?
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that thing where you're SSH'd into your computer and home and copying files locally to your DropBox folder to get them from the website.
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that thing where it's been so long since you worked on a personal project that you have no idea where you left off and start over.
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i bet @notasausage wishes he'd thought of this. http://www.flickr.com/photos/creamaster/1003039048/
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whoever caused the backup on Rt 2 this morning: before you lay down to sleep tonight, pray I never find you. pray.
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enjoyed a Wachusett Green Monsta and moving on to a Woodstock Inn Pemi Pale. next up? couchnap.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/J14jD.gif
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Beware Greeks bearing free Quaker S'mores Chewy Granola bars.
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do people named Pete ever exclaim "for MY sake!?"
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by the time Mozart was my age, he was already dead for four years.
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"I really need to take a sweater to the office." "You own a sweater?!"
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what happens if I don't walk away?
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every time i plug my phone into my car and drive away from my house, it uses 30-180mb. maybe starting icloud backup on wifi, finish on cell?
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my one question for interviewees would be: "does your code have trailing whitespace?" and "no" is the only acceptable answer.
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Lexmark is my new jam #thisismyjam ♫
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"you've done agile, but you need to know how WE do agile." oh, you mean "waterfall." got it.
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so ronely
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terraforming was so much easier in SimCity
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god forbid, but if my wife and I ever divorce, I will write a book about it, titled: "Why can't you ever fill the Brita pitcher?"
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that moment when I'm driving my pickup truck and I realize that for a half hour I've thought about nothing except driving my pickup truck.
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"i'm not sure why i thought that was funny, but i thought it was really funny."
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was quite foggy this morning
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I can't be too jealous of the person who drives the Lamborghini here. They ALWAYS arrive earlier/stay later than I do.
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twitter keeps insisting there's something new about me. i can't figure it out. do i need a psychiatrist?
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I need to contact a podcaster about his EQ. it probably sounds great on $200 headphones, in a noisy car it sounds like farting into a tuba.
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"you ruined a perfectly bad joke."
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to everyone's surprise, somehow the Boston Red Sox lost the Presidential Debate.
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also I think Skeletor is totally gonna win
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oh yeah that's why I was going to avoid Twitter tonight. goodnight, all :)
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somebody is hunting unicorns. "Pixel-perfect, W3C-compliant HTML and CSS code"
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all the code you give to me takes me one step closer to the edge and i'm about to <br>
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I just physically recoiled when I almost grabbed decaf coffee. evolution is not dead!
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wow, as dirty as it feels use a utility class for clearing, you really don't want to see the resulting code from people who don't.
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i'm gonna start breaking eggs today. the omelette will be delicious.
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so this is why parents take such satisfaction from waking their kids up when they're teenagers.
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So, you're loading Prototype, Scriptaculous, jQuery, and jQuery UI, eh?
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i eliminated 98% of my frustration with running windows by aliasing "ls" to "dir" using DOSKEY http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOSKey
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what's the going-rate on a used Verizon iPhone 4S? um, asking for a friend.
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I'll no longer complain about the overwhelming smell of ladies' perfume in the parking garage stairs. When absent, what's left is far worse.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/YRKiZ.jpg
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Days I will always remember: the birth(s) of my children, my wedding, when I found out my website was indexed by WebCrawler.
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glad I didn't open my window
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listening to Alec Baldwin's podcast. if his voice continues to get more gravely at this rate, in a few years he'll sound like a belt sander.
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cutting & chunking scrub trees. Fiskars hatchet ftw.
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the trees are turning, so you know what that means... you didn't get any of your summer projects done and now you're hosed.