mike susz
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I don’t concede my right to bear arms. but, by god, do due diligence before you let me. or anyone.
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i spent all day with my kids. millions of Americans did the same. some of us won’t ever again. i am fortunate.
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I'm going to start using new placeholder text. https://gist.github.com/4280521 #ERMAHGERD
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a fish stinks from the head.
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I need 20% time. or a pony. or a 20% pony.
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meeting with the UX team feels like i was separated at birth or something. they seem to want to organize a rescue mission for me.
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I wish a lot of the projects being built around github were agnostic of the repository host/provider. github != git.
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oh yeah i should scarf down my lunch before my next meeting. oops too late.
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"I guess if you *offered* it to me, I would *appreciate* basic human dignity. But it's not essential for the checks to clear." - contractor
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many asphalt trucks on the road today. Rt2 was a corridor of dead dinosaur butt smell.
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you are here
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Visual Studio is Busy! Don't bother Visual Studio while it's working! You'll make Visual Studio angry!
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ohai device metric emulation in Chrome (Developer Tools -> Settings -> Overrides)
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12.12.12
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bummed I couldn’t make it to @bg_salem tonight, but I want to wish @marcamos well in his future non-build-guild endeavors.
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<td runat="server"> <-- you're doing it wrong, wrong.
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a simple explanation of the Fiscal Cliff: http://i.imgur.com/XM3Hu.gif
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the only problem with getting into the office so early is how much coffee i end up drinking OH MY GOD I CAN FEEL MY MOLECULES VIBRATING
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listening to (a podcast with) consultancy startup talking about how they rock & they party & etc. see: late 90's. prepare for bubble burst.
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i wonder how much $ a company could save if everyone's monitors went to sleep at night.
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committing code before 7am. as you do.
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this is interesting: buy a product direct from manufacturer. manufacturer begins spamming me with marketing emails. RETURN PRODUCT.
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i kinda hope i'm always one of the ones taking a hammer to the ivory tower, not living atop it.
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it's interesting to see our industry grow to the point where there are elitists who are threatened by the advancing skills of the masses.
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i saw candy that looks like Lego blocks. really? someone thought this was a good idea? what's next, candy that looks like watch batteries?
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ooh, my 99.9% uptime SLA paid gmail is borked too.
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holiday mashup.
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Lumber Liquidators’ email marketing philosophy: what if Jack Lemmon’s character from Glengarry Glen Ross was a crack dealer?
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can you make your iPhone vibrate for alarms? doesn’t this seem like a very basic assistive techology?
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and on the other end (yes, it’s a mess)
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so I get downstairs to patch them into the panel and I can’t find my punch-down tool. not in my networking bucket. but oh look - keg fridge!
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movie merchandising is out of control #argo
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my afternoon project:
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ha, that's an interesting kernel extension: "Dont Steal Mac OS X.kext"
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good: my usb-serial seems to work on my Mac. bad: the Mac thinks it's a serial mouse. weather station updates translate to random clicks.
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tapped a big scotch ale that we brewed in may. at the time the yeast seemed funky. it’s sour. really sour. five gallons of it. :(
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Why, Friday? Why? http://i.imgur.com/620nX.jpg
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Really, Friday? Really? http://i.imgur.com/h2Lef.gif
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"draw_white_space": "all"
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Ah, Fridays in December. Also known as: you don't let your employees roll their vacation over, so nobody's in the office.
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most of the time, in addition to an 'Unsubscribe' button, i want a 'how the f!@# did you get my email address?' button.
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biggest surprise about tethering to my iPhone is how much voodoo i need in order to make it work reliably. no really, like chicken bones.
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tis the season for those car commercials with the enormous red bows. also known as: i hate hackneyed marketers.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/AHxpH.gif
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oh, i can't search your forum without registering? it must be running on great software. i wonder what this [X] button does!
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you know what would be really cool? put dates on your changelog. http://i.imgur.com/ud4II.gif
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the IT guys are like computer undertakers today.
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stacks of white cardboard boxes in the office today.
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first time using my new zaggkeys profolio plus (terrible name) but wow. having a backlit keyboard for my iPad is crazy talk.
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yay I met @deathbearbrown! Sue is pretty cool. wish @MrBildango was here too.