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mike susz

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Science Channel program is talking about smelting and toxic gasses. 12yo me is chuckling.

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my kid finished his sippy of juice, dropped it on the floor, and walked away. #likeaboss

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bank website: whether i click "no thanks" or "show me later" you always show me later.

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sorry folks, haven't forgotten you. entire family stricken with norovirus. hope to be functional and/or witty again soon.

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is it still possible to get the plague? I checked John Snow's map and I totally didn't drink from that well. like ever.

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er, i've been corrected - the modern 11th anniversary is "fashion jewelry." i suppose you could wear a steak knife like an earring. once.

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FYI the eleventh anniversary is the "steel" anniversary, on both modern and traditional lists. good luck with that one.

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happy 11th anniversary to my lovely wife @cstax, and also to @alyankovic and his bride (whom IMDb tell me were married on the same day!)

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so sad that our last keg of @WachusettBrew Winter is gone. but i just tapped a keg of their Green Monsta! when does spring training start?

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watching meteorologists get all excited over a couple inches of snow (possibly) is kind of sad.

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do any local ornithologists follow me? lulz

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new iPhone accessory - Tasco binocular lens! just kidding. took a photo through my binocs. http://twitpic.com/8hop4p

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so have spammers figured out a way to use favorites (or even favstar) to spam people? every time i get a fav i get 3 spam replies.

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Stars Rule Everything Around Me - SREAM! Get the Piggies! Angry Angry Birds, y'all.

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remember when it was this dark out an hour earlier?

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so if Path could easily circumvent iTunes store EULA (via easily loggable network activity) it makes you wonder how deeply Apple tests apps.

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exporting Numbers to xls failed formulas, even simple ones like =100*2 rly?

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my first gadget love, and my current. http://twitpic.com/8hbmnp

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when i think "what should i do with all my spare time?" "whole family being sick" was not my first idea.

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putting the kids toys back in their toybox is just like playing Tetris in college! except i'm not drunk.

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"are you still hungry, or are you done?" "done!" "are you a chicken, or purple?" "purple!"

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got a disc from netflix today that literally fell apart in my hands (two sided/layered disc split in half) weird.

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IE7 testing .... * { zoom:1; } *drops microphone*

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so unbelievably tempted to go out and wash my car.

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did Steve Jobs like coverflow? can we ... make it go away now?

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I believe this is the first super bowl that I patronize zero of the advertisers.

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i saw twelve men on the field, and i guess it was football and not madonna's show.

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Go Packers!

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and thanks to the ghost rider ads, i can't watch this with my kids. try diverting some advertising budget to writing and production maybe.

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darn, i missed the pre pre game, pre pre pre game, pre pre pre pre game, pre pre pre pre pre game, and the pre pre pre pre pre pre game.

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you know that time when you don't want to start on a project or any serious task because the kids could wake up from naps any minute?

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growler of Dunkelweizen from Garder Ale House. was good, but think i prefer Wormtown's Dunkel.

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confused about "modern" vs "traditional" anniversary gifts. e.g. this year I think I either get my wife an iTunes gift card, or a goat.

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yep, at some point I taught my toddler to say "jive turkey." *dusts hands* *walks away*

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60 minute IPA. what terrible week?

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determine spam based on a confidence rating, e.g. reply not from follower +1. reply to > 1 user, +2. contains url, +5. set a threshold ~5.

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idea: real-time(ish) twitter proxy service where i can pay somebody ELSE to click "report for spam" 12 times a day.

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one year ago today: http://flic.kr/p/9fzri3

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how did i forget that Harold Ramis was the doctor in this.

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what to watch today? Groundhog Day, of course. and tomorrow.

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oh netflix, you ... know me? http://twitpic.com/8f6ek9

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this makes me think of Huey Lewis & The News. http://i.imgur.com/5AMoE.jpg

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judging from the 2 ads repeating on this (online episode of a tv show) they really really want me to date a girl who drives an electric car.

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they shut down my LiveJournal account. i missed my last chance to laugh at me 12 years ago.

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"hey, Michael. join a LinkedIn group!" unsubscribe.

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it's almost 3:30, time to get into the office.

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gasoline will heretofore be known as "dinosaur juice"

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guess which movie i'm watching today? yep, it's Caddyshack.

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something something rodent, something something shadow

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