mike susz
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mike susz
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over-tipping the pizza delivery guy is like leveling-up in the video game of life.
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i'm not sure why you put carrots into this muffin but at least you could have cooked them to a consistency softer than rubber bands.
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I voted. I showed my photo ID to get my ballot.
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since I only have one active friend on Path and their app is flaky, I should go back to posting photos on Instagram where nobody sees them.
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looking forward to everyone scrutinizing what politicians are *doing* instead of what they’re *saying*
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did you *mean* to load two different versions of jQuery? http://i.imgur.com/gXik3.gif
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i set the clock back on the microwave in the office. you're welcome, nobody.
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time to initiate the process by which the end product is donuts
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gigantocado
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that thing where you look at a clock you haven’t set back yet and wonder how the heck you just wasted an hour
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you are heretofore referred to as “the internuts”
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my wife just called me “Michael.” I guess I’m in trouble. I wonder who she learned *that* from.
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man, does it look, feel, and smell like winter out there. surprised it isn’t snowing.
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a treat as I drove to the office this morning
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my goal for today: tonight.
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so if your power is out in NYC you can’t DVR Revolution.
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beavers?
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"Do you want to stop debugging?" more than you could possibly know.
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just learned that our 'agile' development process will be followed by a traditional waterfall QA phase. #soangry
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now, do I reward (fistfuls) or punish (1 piece) the kids who show up in the last 1/2hr?
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except the neighbor taking his kids around in a cart behind his lawn tractor. you’re doing it wrong and making a lot of noise.
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last three years here for Trick-or-Treaters: 40mph gusts & rain, pouring rain, snowstorm. tonight is cool but pleasant.
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#TrickOrTweet
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all of you people complaining about this Disney/Lucasfilm deal have overlooked something: maybe an entire Star Wars theme park.
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saw two dudes dressed as Wayne & Garth they win.
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if a Continuous Integration build breaks in the forest, does it make a sound?
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this year for Halloween i'm giving away downed tree limbs instead of candy. they're all over the yard - pick one! or two!
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it's October 31st, you know what that means! November's mortgage payment is due.
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Fab says 225 of their 650 team members are in NYC. first thought: hope they’re okay. second thought: 650?!?!!
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first time i spilled coffee on myself at the office. my drinking problem is starting to affect my work. #notfunny
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if you write your defect descriptions as if the new guy is going to be working on the problem, you get a gold star.
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last year on this day: http://flic.kr/p/aAcHkc http://flic.kr/p/aAcHKH
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I took a hot shower this morning. I won’t be complaining about anything today. or this week.
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gutted looking at stream of photos. the sea always wins.
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restored. out 2hr 36min. thanks, @psnh !
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can see parking lot lights on down the hill at WalMart. either they blow gen power on that, or only half of town is out.
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pro tip: put buckets outside to catch rainwater to dump in your toilet tanks for flushing.
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was home exactly one hour before power went out. candles for light, beeping UPS for entertainment.
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home safe. power is on. holy crap is it raining.
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I didn’t know that colorful thing in the middle is a button.
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I didn’t even know Game Center supported (enabled) asynchronous turn-based games. I thought it was just a leader board. this is cool.
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oh crap I've been playing Letterpress like Boggle. no wonder you are all destroying me.
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my opinion of this year’s World Series: meh.
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need suggestions for kids Halloween costumes this year? why not: fisherman, fireman, blue tarpaulin-based ghost, scuba diver. #Sandy
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saw a lot of big diesel generators heading eastbound on the New York State Thruway this afternoon // @MattNoyesNECN
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sure, i want to teach you javascript live in your code window over remote desktop. i can't think of anything i'd love more.
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has anyone noticed that an iPad mini *should* fit nicely into a double-DIN car stereo opening?
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if you can get your kids this shirt, you know, do it. (yep the mustache is fuzzy)
