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update: i was joking, but either way my computer made sure i knew.
Oct 31, 2019, 4:30 PM · view on Twitter
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hey all i recorded the game and plan on watching tomorrow, no spoilers okay?
Oct 31, 2019, 3:57 AM · view on Twitter
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šµ Do you really... think itās... cooked through? Do you really think itās cooked through? šµ
Oct 30, 2019, 11:38 PM · view on Twitter
itās fun to sing, however.
šµ Dinner in a crockpot, I know, I know, itās really serious šµ
Oct 30, 2019, 10:59 PM · view on Twitter
āDinner in a crockpotā sounds like an aging Morrissey is losing his edge.
Oct 30, 2019, 10:42 PM · view on Twitter
Oct 26, 2019, 2:31 PM · view on Twitter
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this is the best i have ever folded a fitted sheet. i am 46 years old.
Oct 26, 2019, 1:58 PM · view on Twitter
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we've been disgusted by the full-screen billboard ads on our @DIRECTV pause screens, and their recent aggressive sales calls. trying out hulu but we can't seem to control bandwidth on our DSL connection, live streams just die randomly.
Oct 23, 2019, 2:21 AM · view on Twitter
anyone else every accidentally unsubscribed from an email when they were trying to load the images in it? this is a pretty dangerous pattern, @AppleSupport
Oct 22, 2019, 6:45 PM · view on Twitter
āSelect Allā && āDeleteā CC: @hotdogsladies
Oct 20, 2019, 1:49 AM · view on Twitter
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Oct 19, 2019, 2:30 PM · view on Twitter
haven't worked on a personal project in a long time, let's go!
* go to github, log in
* 2FA to github
* find what the repo name was
* launch iterm
* install iterm update, restart
* find workspace folder
* check out working branch
* launch VS Code
* install VS Code update, restart
Oct 19, 2019, 1:34 PM · view on Twitter
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Idea: pumpkin spice scented urinal cakes
Oct 15, 2019, 3:43 PM · view on Twitter
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things i've learned from becoming a tech for my wife's vintage triathlon bikes:
* plastic turns to goo
* nobody cared about bi-metal corrosion
* your wrenches are too thick
* yeah it's probably metric
Oct 13, 2019, 3:47 PM · view on Twitter
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Update: Rebooting did not fix the problem
Oct 13, 2019, 2:52 PM · view on Twitter
macOS Mojave: Reboot and hope it fixes the problem
Oct 13, 2019, 2:50 PM · view on Twitter
i have typed my iCloud password a dozen times, sometimes being interrupted by a 2nd modal that is asking for my machine user password. over and over.
Oct 13, 2019, 2:42 PM · view on Twitter
my boys carved pumpkins in school that went to the Monadnock Pumpkin Festival.
Oct 13, 2019, 2:07 AM · view on Twitter
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world mental health day... this time i'd like to appeal to everyone who is not struggling. allow people latitude, assume that everyone you meet has a challenge that you cannot see. you can help them by giving them room. give them the benefit of the doubt.
Oct 11, 2019, 1:52 AM · view on Twitter
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i know our devices are older and our batteries are not great, but upgrading from iOS12 to iOS13 has _decimated_ our battery life.
Oct 8, 2019, 1:01 PM · view on Twitter
you know what really doesn't win the hearts and minds of voters? buying 4 out of 6 ads between every online video
Oct 7, 2019, 11:28 PM · view on Twitter
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why are most (and sometimes all?) of the canned replies for friends workout notifications on my apple watch either mean or 'smack-talk' or otherwise just not positive?
Oct 7, 2019, 7:50 PM · view on Twitter
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i have plans for today, but none of it happens if you make dad mad before 8am
Oct 5, 2019, 11:57 AM · view on Twitter
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@codehitchhiker one more day, big temp change for st louis tomorrow!
Oct 2, 2019, 2:56 PM · view on Twitter
it's always a good time when someone on the small-town facebook group starts saying "how long have you lived here?"
Oct 2, 2019, 1:00 PM · view on Twitter
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Oct 1, 2019, 7:58 PM · view on Twitter
summarize yourself with a meme
Oct 1, 2019, 7:57 PM · view on Twitter
i will heretofore refer to my upcoming birthday and all subsequent ones as the day where i have accumulated 365XP and i Level Up
Oct 1, 2019, 3:26 PM · view on Twitter
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pro tip for anyone who makes HR changes or decisions about the allocation of responsibility: be transparent with all parties affected, some folks (hI!) take a lot more psychological damage when they see "things changing" but nobody brought them into the loop
Oct 1, 2019, 3:04 PM · view on Twitter
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my wife: i thought you didn't put betas on your phone?
me: i don't put betas on my phone, this is release
my wife:
Sep 30, 2019, 6:45 PM · view on Twitter
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my favorite use case of having airpods: i can use just one at a time. my least favorite consequence: i have used one (the left) far more than the other, and now they have a noticeably different battery life.
Sep 30, 2019, 6:14 PM · view on Twitter
iām trying to be less self-deprecating, but itās tough. itās been part of my brand for so long.
i know itās not helpful, but on the other side of the coin, saying anything positive about myself feels boastful.
Sep 30, 2019, 1:18 PM · view on Twitter
this feels like shade. āhe was the best he could be ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ ā
Sep 29, 2019, 12:41 AM · view on Twitter
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Sep 28, 2019, 10:19 PM · view on Twitter
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Nice to meet you, Bored. Iām Dad.
Sep 28, 2019, 12:33 PM · view on Twitter
"LEGO" is the name of the company; that's "LEGO's Monster"
Sep 27, 2019, 11:46 AM · view on Twitter
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hmm i wonder where i had to unlink my personal github account from my work github account?
Sep 27, 2019, 2:08 AM · view on Twitter
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have you ever joined a new team and they immediately assigned items to you that are far more complex than you expected, so complex in fact that it feels like they're testing you/want you to fail?
Sep 26, 2019, 5:44 PM · view on Twitter
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"your responses to this survey are ANONYMOUS!"
"sign in with your corporate ID to continue"
Sep 26, 2019, 2:02 PM · view on Twitter
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being put on a new team and asked to make changes to their legacy codebase
Sep 25, 2019, 4:23 PM · view on Twitter
once again it's time to play everybody's favorite game:
What
Does
This
Code
Do!?!
Sep 24, 2019, 7:17 PM · view on Twitter
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wow guess what just arrived in Rindge #NHwx
Sep 24, 2019, 1:54 AM · view on Twitter
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brought my Leopold FC980M with (Selectric-inspired MT3 profile keycaps in dev/tty colorway) to work today. kind of a weird full-circle thing happening :)
Sep 23, 2019, 5:15 PM · view on Twitter
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monday morning after a long weekend vacation, get to work, computer won't click on anything, internal or external trackpad. reboot. still can't click. reboot.
eventually i figure out i have a mouse in my bag, turned on, with the button mashed.
how's your monday going so far?
Sep 23, 2019, 2:59 PM · view on Twitter
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here's an idea: it doesn't matter anymore if it's our fault; it's our problem.
Sep 23, 2019, 1:23 AM · view on Twitter
if there is a large-scale violent upheaval involving cows, it is a cattleclysm
Sep 18, 2019, 11:54 PM · view on Twitter
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whatever it's called, this is my primary use of twitter lately. sorry i haven't come up with any memes or lulz or keks or brrs
Sep 18, 2019, 3:29 PM · view on Twitter
there has to be a german term for: start typing tweet reply, pause and consider whether i'm adding any value, delete reply.
Sep 18, 2019, 3:27 PM · view on Twitter
Siri makes scrabble easier
Sep 14, 2019, 1:11 PM · view on Twitter
nerd flex? all because i have backups of everything i've made since 1996
Sep 11, 2019, 8:16 PM · view on Twitter
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