mike susz
@mikesusz
update: i was joking, but either way my computer made sure i knew.
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mike susz
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hey all i recorded the game and plan on watching tomorrow, no spoilers okay?
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@mikesusz
šµ Do you really... think itās... cooked through? Do you really think itās cooked through? šµ
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@mikesusz
itās fun to sing, however.
šµ Dinner in a crockpot, I know, I know, itās really serious šµ
šµ Dinner in a crockpot, I know, I know, itās really serious šµ
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āDinner in a crockpotā sounds like an aging Morrissey is losing his edge.
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Bad SEO
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@mikesusz
this is the best i have ever folded a fitted sheet. i am 46 years old.
mike susz
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we've been disgusted by the full-screen billboard ads on our @DIRECTV pause screens, and their recent aggressive sales calls. trying out hulu but we can't seem to control bandwidth on our DSL connection, live streams just die randomly.
mike susz
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anyone else every accidentally unsubscribed from an email when they were trying to load the images in it? this is a pretty dangerous pattern, @AppleSupport
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āSelect Allā && āDeleteā CC: @hotdogsladies
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hashtag bestlife?
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@mikesusz
haven't worked on a personal project in a long time, let's go!
* go to github, log in
* 2FA to github
* find what the repo name was
* launch iterm
* install iterm update, restart
* find workspace folder
* check out working branch
* launch VS Code
* install VS Code update, restart
* go to github, log in
* 2FA to github
* find what the repo name was
* launch iterm
* install iterm update, restart
* find workspace folder
* check out working branch
* launch VS Code
* install VS Code update, restart
mike susz
@mikesusz
Idea: pumpkin spice scented urinal cakes
mike susz
@mikesusz
things i've learned from becoming a tech for my wife's vintage triathlon bikes:
* plastic turns to goo
* nobody cared about bi-metal corrosion
* your wrenches are too thick
* yeah it's probably metric
* plastic turns to goo
* nobody cared about bi-metal corrosion
* your wrenches are too thick
* yeah it's probably metric
mike susz
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Update: Rebooting did not fix the problem
mike susz
@mikesusz
macOS Mojave: Reboot and hope it fixes the problem
mike susz
@mikesusz
i have typed my iCloud password a dozen times, sometimes being interrupted by a 2nd modal that is asking for my machine user password. over and over.
mike susz
@mikesusz
my boys carved pumpkins in school that went to the Monadnock Pumpkin Festival.
mike susz
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world mental health day... this time i'd like to appeal to everyone who is not struggling. allow people latitude, assume that everyone you meet has a challenge that you cannot see. you can help them by giving them room. give them the benefit of the doubt.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i know our devices are older and our batteries are not great, but upgrading from iOS12 to iOS13 has _decimated_ our battery life.
mike susz
@mikesusz
you know what really doesn't win the hearts and minds of voters? buying 4 out of 6 ads between every online video
mike susz
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why are most (and sometimes all?) of the canned replies for friends workout notifications on my apple watch either mean or 'smack-talk' or otherwise just not positive?
mike susz
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i have plans for today, but none of it happens if you make dad mad before 8am
mike susz
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@codehitchhiker one more day, big temp change for st louis tomorrow!
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it's always a good time when someone on the small-town facebook group starts saying "how long have you lived here?"
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i'll go first https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/1179123173557723139
mike susz
@mikesusz
summarize yourself with a meme
mike susz
@mikesusz
i will heretofore refer to my upcoming birthday and all subsequent ones as the day where i have accumulated 365XP and i Level Up
mike susz
@mikesusz
pro tip for anyone who makes HR changes or decisions about the allocation of responsibility: be transparent with all parties affected, some folks (hI!) take a lot more psychological damage when they see "things changing" but nobody brought them into the loop
mike susz
@mikesusz
my wife: i thought you didn't put betas on your phone?
me: i don't put betas on my phone, this is release
my wife:
me: i don't put betas on my phone, this is release
my wife:
mike susz
@mikesusz
my favorite use case of having airpods: i can use just one at a time. my least favorite consequence: i have used one (the left) far more than the other, and now they have a noticeably different battery life.
mike susz
@mikesusz
iām trying to be less self-deprecating, but itās tough. itās been part of my brand for so long.
i know itās not helpful, but on the other side of the coin, saying anything positive about myself feels boastful.
i know itās not helpful, but on the other side of the coin, saying anything positive about myself feels boastful.
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this feels like shade. āhe was the best he could be ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ ā
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Here lies Michael Susz, he was the best he could be
https://twitter.com/codehitchhiker/status/1178062618843631616
https://twitter.com/codehitchhiker/status/1178062618843631616
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Nice to meet you, Bored. Iām Dad.
mike susz
@mikesusz
"LEGO" is the name of the company; that's "LEGO's Monster"
mike susz
@mikesusz
hmm i wonder where i had to unlink my personal github account from my work github account?
mike susz
@mikesusz
have you ever joined a new team and they immediately assigned items to you that are far more complex than you expected, so complex in fact that it feels like they're testing you/want you to fail?
mike susz
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"your responses to this survey are ANONYMOUS!"
"sign in with your corporate ID to continue"
"sign in with your corporate ID to continue"
mike susz
@mikesusz
being put on a new team and asked to make changes to their legacy codebase
mike susz
@mikesusz
once again it's time to play everybody's favorite game:
What
Does
This
Code
Do!?!
What
Does
This
Code
Do!?!
mike susz
@mikesusz
wow guess what just arrived in Rindge #NHwx
mike susz
@mikesusz
brought my Leopold FC980M with (Selectric-inspired MT3 profile keycaps in dev/tty colorway) to work today. kind of a weird full-circle thing happening :)
mike susz
@mikesusz
monday morning after a long weekend vacation, get to work, computer won't click on anything, internal or external trackpad. reboot. still can't click. reboot.
eventually i figure out i have a mouse in my bag, turned on, with the button mashed.
how's your monday going so far?
eventually i figure out i have a mouse in my bag, turned on, with the button mashed.
how's your monday going so far?
mike susz
@mikesusz
here's an idea: it doesn't matter anymore if it's our fault; it's our problem.
mike susz
@mikesusz
if there is a large-scale violent upheaval involving cows, it is a cattleclysm
mike susz
@mikesusz
whatever it's called, this is my primary use of twitter lately. sorry i haven't come up with any memes or lulz or keks or brrs
mike susz
@mikesusz
there has to be a german term for: start typing tweet reply, pause and consider whether i'm adding any value, delete reply.
mike susz
@mikesusz
Siri makes scrabble easier
mike susz
@mikesusz
nerd flex? all because i have backups of everything i've made since 1996
