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held out until May 20th, but finally just cleaned the evap coils and fired up the AC.

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I thought the super bowl was bad... been watching three hours of pre-show for a 90 second horse race.

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thinking my next custom plate, I might replace AWSUM with OSSIM.

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so that thing where I'm feeling extremely fortunate to have my wife and my two boys, except times a billion. oh and beer.

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it's always in the last place you look! http://twitpic.com/9mhzx3

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I am encouraged by the thought that there are developers becoming wealthy today. I hope they save & spend wisely.

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in 2012, there are at least 2 things wrong with this picture http://i.imgur.com/Cf5uC.png

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that thing where you tucked in a shirt that's way too big and it billows out over your belt - shirtshroom?

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confused why developers in mixed-context languages would hate white space so much.

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how much would the stone cylinder wheels on Fred Flintstone's car weigh?

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and now it's raining from all directions at once.

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wow now every 4-6 seconds. watching it get closer.

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lightning every 8-10 seconds

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purple radar to the west of me. picking my spot in the basement.

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related: remember when viewing a website with a tablet was a 'downlevel' experience due to lower resolution and/or missing Flash?

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really hoping today challenges my skills more than my patience.

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I have never eaten a Funyun. #bucketlist

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have we thought about assigning a priority to style sheet includes to fine-tune precedence? #css #standards #pipedream

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wait, bankers make an egregious amount of money whether they do their job well or not???

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I need to edit files and load URLs. this is apparently extremely difficult to facilitate sometimes.

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need web nerd bumper sticker "Keep Coding - I'm Reloading"

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since you've all been talking about it so much recently - not available streaming, but you can get the discs from Netflix for Mad About You.

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semi-charmed kind of life.

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hmm Google has apparently moved their gmail datacenters to Morodor.

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it was a great weekend but now I need a weekend to recover from my weekend.

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the only weird thing about me singing along with Taylor Swift in the car, are the breaks I take to scream profanities at other drivers.

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me: "oh I'll just edit that in iPhoto on my phone." me: "wait, what?"

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"this is the collision of best practices and horrible reality." – me

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"That salad was fantastic!" — some people, occasionally.

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Lumbar Support > Moral Support

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padding-ton: bear;

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any day that ends with spending time with my kids, is a good day.

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I am a machine that filters caffeine from coffee and converts it into code.

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People of Massachusetts: that watery substance around you is called "rain." Continue to drive normally. You will not be harmed.

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listen, if you get a coupon for 60% off framing, don't waste it on something small... http://twitpic.com/9iljn1

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if Chase had a neck, I would punch it in it.

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don't get me started about 'grass!'

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every time I talk about my 'lawn' I have to put 'lawn' in quotes.

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glad DreamHost makes available auto-updating 1click installs of WordPress. wish they didn't include potentially exploitable 3rd party themes

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We hold these Truths to be self-evident: I will not edit a file that is not managed in Source control.

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reminder of why I went freelance number one zillion: forgetting my ID badge at home never prevented me from making money.

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I always forget what day Cinco de Mayo is on (I took French, not Spanish, in high school)

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so, anyone make a joke yet about butts? #supermoon

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by the way, Whole Foods "homemade tortilla chips" (usually in a brown bag above the hot food bar) are pure delicious evil incarnate. oof.

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srsly, this is a garage sale not a change bank. http://twitpic.com/9hm88p

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if you show up at a garage sale without a monetary denomination less than a $50, you're a cassh-hole

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perfect blend of @buildguild and @roflcon - Cinco de Mustache http://www.facebook.com/MustacheBoston

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Cry Garage Sale, and let loose the Dogs of War!

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