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mike susz

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she already named the car, so i guess we have to buy it.

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people who put copyright notices on photos seem to think the Text tool is easier to figure out than the Crop tool.

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Bok Choy first came to America in the 1800s, stuck in the teeth of sailors for the duration of months-long ocean voyages. #funfact #nottrue

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Hemmingway wrote "The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places" but he never even saw .jsp code.

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last day of my billing cycle and i have ~1.7gb left on my tethering plan. leave Google Earth open all the way home?

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hipsters need a music app that makes their songs sound like they're coming out of a Westinghouse radio

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I hope this is the pretty butterfly type

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first commute not delayed by school buses. this will be a nice week.

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impressions of Apple's Maps: start with Google map, erase 80% of useful data, gaussian blur.

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this weekend i have to do about 150% of THE THINGS

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oh look, it's a gift horse! let's take a peek inside its mouth.

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"The following path contains more than the allowed 259 characters" thanks, Windows.

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if you're ever doubtful that your allergy meds are working, just forget to take them for three days. oof.

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yep I'm the guy blaring Juliana Hatfield in my pickup truck

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impressions of iOS6 beta so far: this is the beta-est beta I've ever beta-ed.

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"it doesn't suck getting old; it sucks getting sick." - my (late) Uncle Lenny #cancer

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saw a car with Vermont plates & it was not a Subaru. I alerted the authorities.

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"continue on this road for two hundred seventy one and a half miles." okay.

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that thing where you look down, mid-afternoon, and find a dryer sheet next to your chair. wonder where that was stuck all day.

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i got this new video game called "stock market" it's really boring.

and stressful.

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if users aren't searching your (decrepit) knowledge base before opening a support ticket, put obstacles in their way! #corporatestrategy

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workaround + hack = hackaround

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lock screen audio controls in iOS6 are context-aware; music gets ffwd/rew buttons, podcasts get 15sec fwd/back skip. neat.

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the boys 'helped' wash my truck today.

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"daddy stop singing! stop singing!" Happy Father's Day, all. :)

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you know, just a monkey riding a hippo http://twitpic.com/9xh00d

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the best part of this week was when it ended.

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today J shucked and ate fresh peas until he could eat no more peas. completely refused fresh strawberries.

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yes i understand you want to take us to lunch, but we're contractors and we'd rather stay and continue getting paid.

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things i'll actually miss from Visual Studio 2010: folder diff'ing, customizable auto-formatting of docs

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this morning's commute featured murderous rage. the day can only get better (until the evening commute)

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Early Father's Day present - thanks @cstax and @WachusettBrew :) http://twitpic.com/9whpr9

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the only thing that could make turkey & avocado better, is bacon.

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Recruiter: "Hi Micheal," yep, you can't spell my name correctly but you want me to buy your lunch. <delete>

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hooray! now i can't use the phrase "shades of gray" in its actual context anymore.

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so when you name a server for the vendor of the software you run on it, do you change that when the company is bought out?

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neighbors are shooting off fireworks, on a wednesday, for their 8th grader's graduation.

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so what's the standard protocol for contractors-- do you wait 30 minutes after the employees get free lunch to move in for the leftovers?

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pay the extra $200, get 16gb, never think or care about it again. you're going to upgrade it once, ONCE, may as well do it when you buy it.

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seriously folks, you're considering a computer that starts at $2200 and you're complaining you can't upgrade the RAM yourself?

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more than two months using Windows and i'm still trying to use Mac Trackpad gestures. will be good to go back.

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storing phone numbers as an int? move back two spaces.

then jump in a volcano.

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looking forward to Christmas this year! i plan to dedicate some time this summer to writing new, original fruitcake jokes.

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i just used the phrase "go paddle a canoe" in a business email. #WINNING

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walked from my truck to the office, in the rain. no umbrella. #thuglife

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turns out if I keep my truck under 3000rpm I can get 22+ mpg out of it.

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