mike susz
@mikesusz
rain, snow, and hail in buffalo.
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mike susz
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i really love how Twitter refuses to acknowledge that Instagram is media that can be displayed inline.
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my mom is googling about problems with her VCR and i really really want google to just say “it’s because you’re trying to use a VCR”
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do you think a frog would eat bacon?
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that guy with out-of-state plates driving slowly through your town - maybe he grew up there and he’s being nostalgic.
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watching thunderstorms approach on radar, AND watching them approach out the window.
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javascript is fun! http://www.kfc.com/nutrition/
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gobble. gobble. http://flic.kr/p/ehLFKz
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yo dawg, i herd u like balloons
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so, in five minutes, should i expect$600 free?
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t-co -> bit-ly -> fb-me -> diaf
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really should have gotten my server moved downstairs onto the UPS before that power outage. verifying RAID now.
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if you need more of that stuff to attach your ez-pass to your windshield, it’s made by Scotch. i got it at Wal-mart
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not sure why but i’ve never really used the volume or media control function keys. trying to change that.
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Rain! #NHwx
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sometimes I wish the ports were somewhere else
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in all this noise, can i complain about what a pain it is to manage my app subs in Creative Cloud? it would be easier to fake my own death.
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free idea for Apple and Microsoft: i hook up external monitor to laptop, take a photo of them both. your software uses photo to orient them.
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does this mean we can repost all those articles about using Cicada Principle in Design?
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So yeah now we’re the type of people who record CBS Sunday Morning and watch every story.
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auto-complete for “Pinoc…” shows Pinocchio and Pinochet’s Last Stand. Compare & Contrast.
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looks like gas prices have bottomed-out. time for histrionic journalists to start scaring people about $5/gallon and the End-of-days.
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in our neighborhood, we drew First Mow. that’s what we get for fertilizing in the fall, i guess.
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Fourth of May with you it be.
#starwarsday #yoda #tryingtobedifferent #probablyfailed
#starwarsday #yoda #tryingtobedifferent #probablyfailed
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I discovered that my new license plate, in a mirror, looks like “SEO101”
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wow, if you option-click the wifi icon in your menu bar on a Mac, you get all sorts of nifty diagnostic info and menu options.
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i just ate WAY more rice pilaf than i probably should have. #bucketlist
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the rewards for this kickstarter have changed so much i’m not really sure what i’m getting anymore. fun.
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for 3 bucks this is pretty cool - 100 orchestral songs from popular movies. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0083H9KI0/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0083H9KI0&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20
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I change more diapers before 9am than most people change all day.
mike susz
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today’s agenda: paint the windows in my kids’ room black.
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i thought i was clever adding @markedapp as an external editor to @nvaltapp then i saw that @ttscoff already made a hotkey for that.
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Juan Valdez is a timelord.
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i bought a new monitor and my bank called me, literally, less than a minute after the order was confirmed.
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“these internet kids are funny.” -me
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wow i just got a robocall from a web shop. to boot, it was a really obnoxious message.
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considering putting all client code onto (respective) r/w encrypted disk image. too paranoid?
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“geez, why is my phone out of room?” *sees 1000+ photos* “oh, that’s why.” *sync* *delete*
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where are Books? oh, Books are in Music. and where are recorded Movies? they’re in Photos.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/OImd67n.gif
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so yeah, that’s done.
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aaaand that was quick. FT devs taking over my work are already putting branding/design styles into layout.css. sigh.
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last commute to Maynard.
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Is there a scientific name for flower arranging? Because I’m terrible at it, whatever that is.
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here you go @nerdist I’ll just leave it paused here until the LED light source burns out #pandertweet
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Invention idea: some sort of sifter to quickly separate kids socks from the rest of the laundry.
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no no, thank you @wycats
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I need a ruling: is it acceptable to drink good beer straight from the bottle, IF you consume it on a deck or a porch?
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search for address, iOS Maps shows it on highway off-ramp. really, Apple? how about you take some of your cash loaf and buy some good data.
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i found several artisanal coffee roasters within 50 miles of my house. ordering coffee from each of them in turn.