mike susz
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if I had a superpower, it would be knowing to replenish the supply of toilet paper before we run out.
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so if you put a phone number in a @dueapp label it gives you a button to call (when Due). i didn't know it did that; but i hoped it would.
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can somebody at Microsoft introduce me to the IE team member who advocated for making Intranet sites compatibility-mode by default?
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yay! @wunderground fixed the weird data issue with my rainfall amounts. my weather station is back.
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OH NO Apple only made eleventy zillion dollars this quarter OH NO SELL! SELL! SELL!
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And just when I complain about having to edit 1000s-of-lines jsp files, I get server-parsed .htm asp/vbscript. #wat #fml #its2012
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oh wow, i somehow passed 15,000 tweets.
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i'm sorry.
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i'm sorry.
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oh, is there a new OS update? too busy working. might install later.
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also interesting to see that HuffPo finally renamed their site to "500 Internal Server Error"
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git pull + git push = git row ?
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i know my wife is sad to return the 2013 Ford Mustang rental she drove around Seattle for a week.
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part of me wants my wife to stop sending me photos of beer lists from Seattle.
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the slide is only wet the first time you go down it.
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once again, all the heavy rain missing us to the south. turns out last night didn't even register on my rain gauge. poor plants.
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we got rain last night! last time I recorded rainfall at KNHRINDG5 was on July 4th. #wx
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also, any kids who were on Sesame Street in the seventies probably got brain damage from inner-city air quality due to leaded gasoline.
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it seems like Oscar the Grouch represents the worst of pre-Giuliani New York City
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the roads in Troylet end every nap
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/yPnUG.gif
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most of the time i'm much happier when i don't read the news.
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"Residents Reminded of Curfew for Youth" translation: watch your darn kids
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even if it was for my prescription (and not ... the last person who had my cell number?) i don't think i'd like a call about it at 10:51pm
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grandparents have wifi but no Netflix? order an AppleTV to go!
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yay it's below 80F before 7pm
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I just got an email warning me that my TV won't be able to upgrade itself due to a maintenance window. Do you know how much sleep I've lost?
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I'm going to start ending every instruction I give my children with "Sincerely, the Management."
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why yes, i'm proud that you redesigned. no, i wouldn't like to read about it. i'd like to use it, without annoying obstructions.
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that thing where the kids sleep for twenty minutes in the car and then refuse their (normal) 1-2 hour naps.
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toddlers are impressed by table-side service. "would you like shaky cheese on that?" works every time.
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kids show: "this camera still has film in it!" "what's film?"
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Trying to log my intake with LoseIt! but there's no category or quantity close to "whatever the kids refuse to eat"
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ohai thunder storms #wx http://twitpic.com/a8rxhh
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our new car passed inspection. that's good!
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How do turtles hug?
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my children slept until 7:10. am i being punk'd?
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wow cool, did you ever just want to *see* like almost every iPhone case? http://www.ilounge.com/index.php/accessories/iphone/
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occasionally our refrigerator makes a noise that sounds like a squirrel who is dead-set against paying a lot for this muffler.
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DirecTV and Viacom have made me feel OK about forgetting to set my DVR to record Futurama #makeadeal #jackasses
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"Over 55 With Joint Pain? Improve Prostate Health!" #CombineTwoAdjacentTVshowTitles
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At first i was upset about the Marissa Mayer / Yahoo! announcement, but then I found out she's not related to John Mayer.
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so finally sitting down at my desk at 8:55pm. this should go well.
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Buckminster Watermelon
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let my toddler play with the calculator on my phone for a few minutes... he's turned off airplane mode and has a credit card web site open.
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salvia! (one of my favorite photos i've taken) http://flic.kr/p/cxMKDJ
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great time at WordCamp Boston this year. relaxed and let myself learn stuff.
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looks like @DonaldGlover is playing the Fall Concert at Boston University on September 7th
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Genius Mix based on Peter Murphy. This should be an interesting day.
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the other day I finally tried one of those Doritos tacos. it tastes like a delicate blend of curiosity and shame.
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current status: leaning over the kitchen sink, eating watermelon.
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can haz cold frunt plz