mike susz
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PSA: if you employ a freelancer and they tell you they’re going on vacation, please do everything in your power to let them enjoy it.
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mike susz
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I am not a lawyer. my tweets provide you with self-help services at your specific direction.
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i pronounce .gif thusly: “get back to work”
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anyone else having weird intermittent authentication issues with (free) gmail? i found a full outbox waiting for me from yesterday.
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North CT & Western MA people - take action! “@MattNoyesNECN: WEATHER ALERT: Tornado Warning http://bit.ly/11Wctt3”
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impressed that my Mac Mini server talks to my (Tripp Lite) UPS via USB without additional setup. configured automatic shutdown params, easy.
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disconcerting to hear that @magichat (or their parent corporation) is suing another brewery for having a “6” in their logo.
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wow it’s been a while since i’ve taken real, show-your-license pseudo-ephedrine. my sinuses are open and i can feel the universe.
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live reload is worth every penny i paid for it.
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you’d think it wouldn’t be very fun to pay attention to every car that comes and goes in my neighborhood. you’d be right. but i still do it.
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you can’t bring the scapegoat back for more scaping.
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wow that’s 719 less Xbox than i was expecting.
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you know when you lazy-load images and it changes the page layout as they’re rendered? stop doing that.
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“so much work to do!” *blitzes for a few hours* “there, less work to do.” repeat.
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why would you make an email marketing campaign for a product that is backordered?
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Sublime Text fun: make a multi-line selection, Cmd+Shift+L. boom, multi-line edit.
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hands up if (before yesterday) you haven’t even thought about flickr in weeks, if not months?
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that thing where you’re finally feeling better and one of your kids is sick again and you’re going to be up all night and you’ll relapse too
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i really kinda like github account contexts.
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the focuses (foci?) took over the garage this weekend http://girder.net/focus/garage.takeover.jpg
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no really, i think it’s an awesome thing in your Twitter profile to say how great a “social media influencer” you are.
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listen, i don’t want to alarm anyone. i hope you’re ready for this news - Lumber Liquidators sent me a postcard - they’re having a sale.
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no, really. i want to add 7 minutes onto every sync for Genius data.
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that netflix thing (on iPad) where it auto-plays the next episode? evil. but i love it. but it’s evil. but i love it.
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so do people from Portland who watch Portlandia totally lose it when they see their own neighborhood or street pop up in an address title?
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has it been long enough that those “goat screaming like a man” mashup videos will be funny again?
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i expect the internet to soon produce an all-CSS graveyard of web sites acquired and smothered by Yahoo!
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they’re playing baseball in the Twin Cities again, and the fan is going wild!
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Yahoo has a mixed track record with the longevity of the companies they purchase. may i propose a term: “acquimurder.”
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completed an automotive project where the most essential tool was: profanity.
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i’m starting to really, really dislike trees. really.
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it would be really cool if podcasts were marked as explicit if they’re, ya know, explicit.
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town-wide yard sale day in Rindge, NH. bedlam. bring money, take stuff, leave quickly.
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wondering why flags are half-staff in NH today? it’s Law Enforcement Memorial Day http://halfstaff.us/details/3524/
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one advantage of sustained 20mph+ winds: black flies can’t land on you.
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espresso’clock
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that thing where you work from home and oh yeah you’ve been forgetting to do laundry for weeks.
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logging time making an estimate as billable because of the amount of tech design & arch i need to do to produce reasonably accurate numbers.
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“those shoes look like Willy Wonka threw up on them.” yep, that’s the cleverest i’m going to be all day. or week.
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New England people - dry air & high winds mean elevated fire danger today. be safe out there.
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so much business today! http://i.imgur.com/s7lKqf0.jpg
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I has a tired
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new client wants to pay me within 15 days. brb gonna go try my luck at finding a rainbow-farting unicorn.
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git stash cookies
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git fetch slippers
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welp, i can just finish this stuff in the morning! http://i.imgur.com/ufag6CP.gif
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parameter show_admin_column for custom taxonomies in WP 3.5+ the hoops i had to jump through to do this in < 3.5!
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“see all 30 customer images.” no.
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# Your branch is ahead of 'origin/master' by 2 parsecs.
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that thing where you haven’t been in your office for four days and the yaks have taken over.