mike susz
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“haha! pigs on my knees! pigs on my knees!” #adventuretime #thebest
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mike susz
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"Wilhemina Cronkhite" yep, that sounds legit. congrats, twitter spammers.
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is age verification for alcohol websites actually required or is it a stupid annoying vestige we keep perpetuating? #seriousquestion
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also, damn, you brits can’t get enough of Chris Hardwick. srsly he’s like the Mike Rowe of BBC America.
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catching up on DVR stuff. wow, i didn’t know Gizmodo was british.
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dear people who honk when they leave somebody’s house: stop it. just stop it.
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the experience of trying to buy a season of episodes on Amazon’s Video Store is like buying a bad used car from a bad used car dealer.
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so, mediatemple makes you maintain a separate login for plesk that isn’t tied to any other user? that’s awesome.
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made a joke about having to think in Russian to drive a car. left a group of people disappointed that Firefox (the film) is not on Netflix.
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New Hampshire motto: why would you want to register a car on the weekend?
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been loving nvALT a lot, had to make a donation. thanks, @ttscoff & @elasticthreads
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i guess it was windy last night; the kids playhouse is moved 8’ and rotated 180 degrees
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in August, I will wish to travel back in time and punch myself, but I miss humidity. I don’t want a lot of humidity, but more than zero.
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so glad this designer went to great lengths to document how they want the buttons to look slightly different from what’s possible using CSS
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pro tip: want to quickly get text between your iPhone and Mac? iMessage yourself. no, really.
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does anyone use .asia domains? guys, that band wasn’t very good.
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seriously, Zillow. i don’t know how you made such a frustrating pile of crap in such a short time.
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snowing like mad. lol.
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the best part of working onsite today was probably walking through the parking garage stairwell where someone spilled out the garbage can.
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found: 13 year old Internet startup swag
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if these walls could talk… ah, the profanity that they would repeat.
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very well-defined line of thunderstorms & rain coming through:
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Runtime Error… Runtime Error… RUN TIME, AIR! er
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dear person who microwaved what i deduce is a lunch of fermented fish: i hope it’s poisonous. not lethal; but enough to teach you to stop.
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If anyone notices that my sideburns are different, I’ll tell them i’m A/B testing.
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wearing shoes that are not skate shoes for the first time in a long while. impressions so far: tread is weird.
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web site April Fools jokes all suck until I think of one and then it will be awesome!
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sit on it, bucko!
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according to my fitbit, on the seventh day, I’m resting.
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Amazon needs a TL;DR button for reviews
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dear realtor who makes every photo HDR: stop it. just stop it.
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body having difficulty adjusting to this sudden rush of vitamin D. if it wasn’t for the 2-1/2 foot snow banks I would think it was spring.
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my four year old probably wont point out my flawed perspective
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“like most holidays maintained by the Polish, it’s basically an excuse to drink. only with a little misogyny.” - me, explaining Dyngus Day.
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When removing from microwave, use tray side handles. Peel back film and burn your face off!
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“Introduction to rich snippets.” Hi, i’m Rich. Rich Snippets.
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i’d be happier about power-saving spin-down if my RAID didn’t spin up each drive individually after sleep #nerdworldproblems
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to my friends with kids, if you were curious: Planet Earth episode 1: wolves eating baby caribou @ 13 minutes.
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cap deploy FLY MONKEYS, FLY!
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wow i like using my Cosmonaut stylus with the Paper app. let’s export it (email to myself)… 1024x768 jpg.
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my new favorite part of using @tweetbot on the Mac is when they fix the thing i complained about. thanks! (re: https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/313712397313507329 )
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empty mugs are lined up, in anticipation of coffee.
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sitting in my recliner, drinking gin and watching Jeopardy. i’m 39, but i’m ready for retirement.
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so… really folks, stop making public DNS records for private IPs.
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that thing where your “last login” shows a box you don’t recognize, then you host it and it’s a private IP (that matches your network)
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dear people who build scrolly-pane things in Flash: stop it. just stop it.
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current status: multiple remotes. one to fetch, one to push. #imightbegettingthehangofthis
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man, there’s nothing i like better than seeing a “gorgeous new jquery plugin” that doesn’t have a license scheme.
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i guess Facebook has their ad algorithms figured out. every ad I see now is cars or gin.
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CSI + NCIS = C N S C I I S, E I E I O