mike susz
@mikesusz
seventeen years ago, I started my first job doing web development.
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mike susz
@mikesusz
so… anyone getting the impression that having a single DNS provider is a single point of failure?
mike susz
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clicking the ‘register’ button on a conference website is like pulling the handle on a slot machine.
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is this where i say “Hodor!” #idonthaveHBO
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i’m convinced that my DSL is afraid of thunder and lightning.
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think IE is bad? take apart McPherson struts
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once more into the shop, dear friend
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it dropped 13 degrees in 5 minutes
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suddenly, monsoon
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“A 5k is what - 3.1 miles? Lazy Canadians.”
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took the boys for a quick walk in the woods @ Monadnock this morning. too hot (and no gear) to hike.
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hit the tipping point; now reliant on colored Flags in Mail to know where to find stuff.
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shop says brakes on the Ranger were just bound up. they disassembled/cleaned/reassembled. so… “faking it.”
mike susz
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“Application-specific password” i have to generate new ones so often, it’s message-specific passwords
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I wonder if Glenn Frey can live off of the royalties from every local news station using “The Heat Is On” when the weather gets hot.
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if I had to judge my high-school classmates by what they post on Facebook, the guy who (built and) races a top-fuel funny car wins.
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neat! twitter-dot-com/username/followers_you_follow
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@mikesusz
the lengths my truck will go to get out of driving to the transfer station. shameful!
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front wheel(s) on the truck frozen. looks like i’m doing brake work this weekend.
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sounds like to get iCloud/iMessage happy again, i: sign out from all devices, sign in on one device at a time, sacrifice a small chicken.
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unexpected side-effect of having my phone replaced: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Where are my iMessages Going?
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i love when youtube magically determines my bandwidth and gives me the “flip book covered in vaseline” quality.
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@mikesusz
sat out on my deck for a few minutes. free vitamin D supplement.
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PDD: Panic Driven Development
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radar cap from last night: S stands for “Storm”
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my DSL goes out in heavy rain. it’s 2013.
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I just looked at the radar. oof.
mike susz
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how many pancakes do i have to eat to get rid of my allergy to maple pollen? all of them? brb
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another day, another app-specific password to generate for gmail. what the heck.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i love when iPhoto yells at me that it’s busy importing already, when it doesn’t give me any visual indication that it’s importing.
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weird that @fairpoint is so aggressively trying to get me to “lock in my savings” for four years. four year contract for DSL?
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so if i’m the first result, Google omits my H1. if i’m farther down, it also omits my first paragraph.
mike susz
@mikesusz
good luck to my hockey-loving friends who cheer for the black & yellow.
mike susz
@mikesusz
"I can't wear that shirt. I'm afraid of both the people who understand what it means, and the people who don't."
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@mikesusz
tomorrow had better be better.
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is there a name for people who bogart their Genius Bar appointment, making everyone else wait for the one iPhone guy?
mike susz
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@ Apple Store. I may have the last iPhone 4 still under warranty.
mike susz
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and next weekend it may be 40 degrees warmer than today.
mike susz
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meetup email asking if i’m “in” all meetups mentioned in email say “RSVPs closed” someone needs to add a boolean.
mike susz
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that thing where you pick up a old project, find you’ve actually done a lot more work than you remembered, and you want to redo everything.
mike susz
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this bathroom is like Vegas. there are no clocks anywhere and there’s a guy who doesn’t know how to use the potty.
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yeah the forecast for tomorrow night says snow showers. May 25th.
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
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T minus ten until table flipping time
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Analogies are from Mars, Metaphors are from Venus.
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thank you, rain.
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really? really? http://i.imgur.com/dEp4VBr.jpg
mike susz
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dear google, “do” and “due” are not the same word. toodles, the english language.
mike susz
@mikesusz
time flies when i’m solving problems i like, and writing code i care about.
mike susz
@mikesusz
my employer never sends me anywhere cool.