mike susz
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I think I'm canceling my eBay developer API account. Reason? Conscientious Objector.
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mike susz
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is it okay to change your kids names? Tantrum Susz seems more appropriate tonight.
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great, now both the paper delivery person and the postal carrier drive cars with nearly no exhaust systems.
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wow this Sony Pictures DVD (released 8/14/2012) has a Mac PowerPC app on it.
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read a CSS article showing features that are "widely supported; modern browsers including IE9+" it must be wonderful to live in your world.
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read this (again?) thanks, @berkun http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2012/on-insecurity-and-writing/
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how is there cat hair in my coffee *already*
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" no, we're not playing 'naked sandbox' "
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if I was Mexican Wrestler my name would be Queso Loco
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in case you ever wonder how much brake pad you have left, iPhone as diagnostic tool. http://twitpic.com/ao0z81
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btw we have a third child now. we call it "vv" for short.
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there are four articles left in my instapaper queue. I deleted dozens. who am I kidding?
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already can't watch the Today show (with my kids around) because of ads for Grimm, now I'm seeing them on History channel? screw you, @NBC.
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I'm going to start referring to people who are db's as db's... you know, deutsche banks. "man is that guy a total deutsche bank!"
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apparently we bought a car that they never made a matchbox version of. #scaleworldproblems
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Elmo talking to the Skin Book. all I can think of is Necronomicon.
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seems to fit in #elevationdock
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every experience i have with Adobe makes me dislike them more.
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now i'm gonna go in the other room and see what my kids are doing.
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i need to figure out how to admit defeat more easily.
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they DO exist!
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We can defeat Friday! We have the POWER! http://i.imgur.com/3DmQ0.gif
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oh cool, when i upgraded to Creative Cloud, Adobe kept charging me for my Photoshop subscription too.
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"I'm so angry that the App Store let me update my Apps without asking for my password!" - nobody, ever
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you're my only hope http://instagr.am/p/Ord8EAKkcT/
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the best and worst thing about getting an espresso machine: our house smells like espresso. all day.
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feeling stressed. need corgis. http://i.imgur.com/GxIrG.gif http://i.imgur.com/YEFAP.gif
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what does it say about your company when it's growing so fast that you can't get photos of new hires onto your website's 'team' page?
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listening to random iTunes shuffle with my kid in the office, Song For The Dumped comes on. "is this the one that curs...YEP!" *skip*
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yeah, i just ordered a 4-pack of air filters for my AC. #thuglife
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the "piña colada" flavor yogurt is way better than the "gettin' caught in the rain" flavor
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so, the surest possible way to ensure that my children sleep until 7:30 is if I wake up and get up at 6.
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I feel bad for the meteorologist on the morning news, having to make a segue to weather from whatever inane thing the anchors are bantering.
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I just made a deal that probably has no bearing on whether the Empire comes in here or not.
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*reads intriguing teaser line for article* *sees an fb.me link* *sighs*
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i think youtube has a new tactic for ads - fake buffering. makes you look at it and hit 'play' instead of ignoring it.
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this weekend has been a series of highs and wtfs.
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you know what's awesome? links to, e.g. subsequent pages in an article, that are javascript:doPostBack(). screw mobile and tablet users!
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open ALL THE WINDOWS
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I've never had such a busy and exhausting week where I accomplished so much yet billed next to no time.
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how i pick a typeface: 1. multiple weights, 2. balance of width and height, 3. just get it over with and pick one already! geez.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/mhRO3.jpg
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sat down at my desk this morning and got started before i got a cup of coffee. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
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time to play: Recruiter or Porn Spam?! today's clue: "PLEASE CALL ME AT [redacted] REGARDING THIS OPENING THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED ASAP!!"
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Cambridge, I'm leaving you! stay classy.
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Cambridge, I am in you! Is there anything fun to do around here?
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I has a tired.
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can somebody please fix everything, and like now? much appreciated.
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that thing where your toddler unknowingly head-butts you in the nose so hard you hear a crunching sound.
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"why don't you respond to my emails? I'M THE COW!" me, to my prior placement agency.