mike susz
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mike susz
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that thing where you work from home and oh yeah you’ve been forgetting to do laundry for weeks.
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logging time making an estimate as billable because of the amount of tech design & arch i need to do to produce reasonably accurate numbers.
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“those shoes look like Willy Wonka threw up on them.” yep, that’s the cleverest i’m going to be all day. or week.
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New England people - dry air & high winds mean elevated fire danger today. be safe out there.
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so much business today! http://i.imgur.com/s7lKqf0.jpg
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I has a tired
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new client wants to pay me within 15 days. brb gonna go try my luck at finding a rainbow-farting unicorn.
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git stash cookies
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git fetch slippers
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welp, i can just finish this stuff in the morning! http://i.imgur.com/ufag6CP.gif
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parameter show_admin_column for custom taxonomies in WP 3.5+ the hoops i had to jump through to do this in < 3.5!
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“see all 30 customer images.” no.
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# Your branch is ahead of 'origin/master' by 2 parsecs.
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that thing where you haven’t been in your office for four days and the yaks have taken over.
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rain, snow, and hail in buffalo.
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i really love how Twitter refuses to acknowledge that Instagram is media that can be displayed inline.
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my mom is googling about problems with her VCR and i really really want google to just say “it’s because you’re trying to use a VCR”
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do you think a frog would eat bacon?
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that guy with out-of-state plates driving slowly through your town - maybe he grew up there and he’s being nostalgic.
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watching thunderstorms approach on radar, AND watching them approach out the window.
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javascript is fun! http://www.kfc.com/nutrition/
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gobble. gobble. http://flic.kr/p/ehLFKz
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yo dawg, i herd u like balloons
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so, in five minutes, should i expect$600 free?
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t-co -> bit-ly -> fb-me -> diaf
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really should have gotten my server moved downstairs onto the UPS before that power outage. verifying RAID now.
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if you need more of that stuff to attach your ez-pass to your windshield, it’s made by Scotch. i got it at Wal-mart
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not sure why but i’ve never really used the volume or media control function keys. trying to change that.
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Rain! #NHwx
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sometimes I wish the ports were somewhere else
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in all this noise, can i complain about what a pain it is to manage my app subs in Creative Cloud? it would be easier to fake my own death.
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free idea for Apple and Microsoft: i hook up external monitor to laptop, take a photo of them both. your software uses photo to orient them.
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does this mean we can repost all those articles about using Cicada Principle in Design?
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So yeah now we’re the type of people who record CBS Sunday Morning and watch every story.
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auto-complete for “Pinoc…” shows Pinocchio and Pinochet’s Last Stand. Compare & Contrast.
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looks like gas prices have bottomed-out. time for histrionic journalists to start scaring people about $5/gallon and the End-of-days.
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in our neighborhood, we drew First Mow. that’s what we get for fertilizing in the fall, i guess.
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Fourth of May with you it be.
#starwarsday #yoda #tryingtobedifferent #probablyfailed
#starwarsday #yoda #tryingtobedifferent #probablyfailed
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I discovered that my new license plate, in a mirror, looks like “SEO101”
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wow, if you option-click the wifi icon in your menu bar on a Mac, you get all sorts of nifty diagnostic info and menu options.
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i just ate WAY more rice pilaf than i probably should have. #bucketlist
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the rewards for this kickstarter have changed so much i’m not really sure what i’m getting anymore. fun.
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for 3 bucks this is pretty cool - 100 orchestral songs from popular movies. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0083H9KI0/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0083H9KI0&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20
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I change more diapers before 9am than most people change all day.
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today’s agenda: paint the windows in my kids’ room black.
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i thought i was clever adding @markedapp as an external editor to @nvaltapp then i saw that @ttscoff already made a hotkey for that.
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Juan Valdez is a timelord.
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i bought a new monitor and my bank called me, literally, less than a minute after the order was confirmed.
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“these internet kids are funny.” -me