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mike susz

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men's room in the office today, 2 soap dispensers, no soap in either. (damn you @danbenjamin & @hotdogsladies)

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"this guy i'm dating? he just got a Samsung Galaxy SIII !" - no girl, ever. (and definitely no boy either)

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together again! #beer #taps

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so - plastic kegs. I learned something today.

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pickup truck. windows open.

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how much integration is too much integration? let's visualize a single file history

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honestly i'm still pretty amazed to have an iPhone #

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trail mix is generally a good idea, poorly executed. to avoid humidity issues it really needs to be compiled at runtime.

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today's decision flowchart: http://i.imgur.com/SSu5n.jpg

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three-run homer for the walk-off win? wow, the dozens of Tampa Bay fans in attendance had to be going wild!

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so I made an open street map account and (drew and) labelled my street, hoping it eventually is searchable in iOS6.

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my only complaint about iOS6 Maps is: my address isn't indexed, so if you try it, Maps finds the nearest road with the same name. 48mi away.

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i fix them. so many things can trigger IE9 compatibility mode (including defaults when its installed). it sucks.

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instinctively nested selectors while writing plain-CSS. sad. it's gonna be really tough to abandon the automobile for a horse again.

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once again, * { zoom: 1; } // drops mic #ie7

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if you're going to scrape my resume from job sites, please also scrape my location and salary requirements. then jump in a volcano.

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that thing where you lean forward and pinch your headphones cord against your desk and it presses your play/pause button

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every time i get stuck in traffic i hope that when i arrive at (what's slowing everything down) i'll see bigfoot. never happens.

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okay, i think i did this right. turned on subscriptions in Podcasts, turned off syncing from iTunes. at least it didn't delete them all.

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turns out, 59% of my dropbox (3.2gb total) was client files shared to me.

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Wow so if this new Podcasts app update fixes 1/2 the problems I have with it... it's still a piece of crap.

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Blink-182, Blink-183, whatever it takes. cc: @hotdogsladies @johnroderick

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some new gigs feel like running in sand. others are like swimming in sand. yet others make it feel like you're breathing in sand.

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dear everyone who's enjoying Randall Munroe's hard work (@xkcd) he sells some of his clever things, too http://store.xkcd.com/ :)

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Avast, we be takin' this offline! #yarr

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i always look forward to Talk Like a Pirate day because it's the one day that corporate d-bags don't sound like corporate d-bags.

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a lot of tree carnage on the way in this morning

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the best part of keyboard shortcuts on websites is that they're at least 50% different for every website that has them.

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are there more checkboxes to uncheck in Twitter settings now?

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i'm not sure why my brain would, for a split-second, think that a tuesday is a friday, but now i want to punch it.

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saw a kid waiting for the bus wearing an ankle-length black leather coat. well, I assumed it was a bus he was waiting for.

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i'd totally go with an unsubsidized phone if the plans were actually cheaper. but they're not.

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usually I read while I eat lunch. today I cancelled unused accounts, unsub'd from old Dropbox project folders. feels good, man.

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if i ever feel the need to express myself via my email signature, send help.

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Shalom, friends. i will miss you in the office today, but your absence on the road led to greatly decreased traffic volume.

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apparently it will be very, very windy in the later half of the week. :P // @wunderground

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I hope I can be more upright tomorrow. both literally and figuratively.

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Farmer Brown has a problem. His cows like to type.

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I feel like I moved 3 yards of soil with a wheelbarrow yesterday. as expected.

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it looks so much smaller when you get it out of the hole. ahem.

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thoroughly enjoying Peak Organic's Fall Summit Ale. amazing. figuring out if i can order a keg of it.

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why am I afraid to open my mailbox? I'll show you.

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"Quarry Plans Rock Town" yep, you're using at least 80% of your journalism degree, there.

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is #QG42 trending yet?

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reading through some SASS code this morning and it's making me sad. i wish a company outside the rt128 belt could do fun and/or new stuff.

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you know that checkbox that says "encrypt your iPhone backup?" if you check that, it will save/restore your entered passwords, too. #tmyk

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increasingly, when our TV is on, our satellite box is not. semi-related: i saw them tearing down the Polaroid buildings today.

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fun fact: if you put everyone who made a "Thunderbolt and Lightning" joke yesterday into a bus, you could drive that bus into the ocean.

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Dude walking slowly down stairwell, carrying his (open) laptop & talking on blackberry speakerphone. I stumbled onto the DoucheOlympics.

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Apple's killing off Ping on September 30th! This is an outrage, why aren't they thinking about the User? [sic]

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