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“Your new channel features cross-device branding…” hooray? i guess?
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Nobody would be envious of Scrooge McDuck if cartoon physics were real and he sustained a fatal head injury when trying to dive into coins.
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why does GarageBand have a media browser for photos?
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that thing where you’re tweaking the background position of a sprite to find the glyph you want. spritelunking?
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what time is it? oh, time for Skype to consume all my CPU for no reason.
again.
again.
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Is there a company that specializes in making those stickers they use to cover the Apple logo on MacBooks in TV & movies?
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iOS7 was designed for white iPhones.
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although MagicalPad looks like a crazy eugenicist forced Evernote to mate with Sketch and Clear simultaneously.
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okay i was being glib. comment came when i saw MagicalPad (and already had Paper and Paperless and others)
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anybody know if they make an iPad sketch app that organizes your drawings into what looks like little moleskines? is that even possible?
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pink flowers & lilypads http://flic.kr/p/f7WUDz
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“this better be funny when it finally loads.”
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beer has rendered me incapable of working anymore.
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i hope @homesweethome logs their searches and uses that data to write new articles. ;)
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wait, it’s free slurpee day? aw man.
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an inelegant way to add a “Tags” select list to #Wordpress’ “All Posts” screen. https://gist.github.com/mikesusz/5977998
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Have you paid your invoices, today?
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note to startups: you don’t have to act like a startup. act like a real professional business.
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why yes, credit reporting service. i remember all my phone numbers from twelve years ago and can recall them without prior notice.
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i want to see one of these custom car shops work on a Lamborghini and give it doors that hinge normally.
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heh. alias gfo='git fetch origin'
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set your screenshot destination to a dropbox folder, cap something, then ‘share link’ for cap file from dropbox menubar menu. bingo!
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seems that LiveReload’s browser extension assumes the LR server is running localhost (instead of page request url) this is bummer. :/
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really close to switching from Google’s connected-browser ecosystem to Apple’s connected-browser ecosystem. pick your overlord.
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today’s soundtrack is a Genius playlist based on Goldfinger’s “Pictures.” probably best to stay out of my way.
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the best part about being a contractor is being blamed for EVERYTHING. server unavailability, DNS, mistakes in content entry, sunspots.
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my wife just brought me a gin & tonic. anger and/or sadness receding.
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i can’t tell if i’m sad or angry. or both.
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looks like no Build Guild for me tonight. remind me to tell my next west-coast client that i turn into a ghost at 5pm eastern time.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/fQhq2.gif
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it seems every three years I pay $800 for a TV and it gets: 25% larger, 200% faster refresh, 1/3 as heavy.
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so the new twitter bot tactic, favoriting or retweeting random tweets. sigh.
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i like when clients ask me to solve tough problems. i don’t like when they ask me to solve impossible problems on improbable deadlines.
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that thing where when you type “git…” in a browser, your clients’ repo comes up before any of your own.
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Is “Photoshop CC” successor to “Photoshop CS6” or a separate product because they show up separately in Apps List and Adobe you’re drunk.
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i temporarily solved the NValt/Spaces weirdness by assigning it to All Spaces because really, i want it everywhere anyway.
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pro tip: working almost full time for one company while trying to work almost full time for another client goes poorly.
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the usage of caps in your craigslist posting sets the tone for the transaction. or the non-transaction, as it were.
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used an app to track my latest paddling trip (on a lake) and it was pretty cool except i'm not sure where it got the elevation differences.
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my garage floor is dry again for the first time in about two weeks. anything in the garage made of wood or cardboard is probably trash now.
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on my iPad, i'm not sure if i prefer the watered-down 'mobile' version of a website, or a broken desktop site.
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in case you missed this last night, i'm still laughing. http://youtu.be/ZbdNlLDkpb8
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turns out my kids spraying/spilling 50degree well water on my deck causes big anomalies with my temp sensor (under deck) oops.
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working on weekend except beer
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top half: gorgeous. bottom half: I has a sad.
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// extremely useful #WordPress tip
$td = get_template_directory_uri();
function td()
{
global $td;
echo $td;
}
$td = get_template_directory_uri();
function td()
{
global $td;
echo $td;
}
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is there a term for programmers who assume jQuery is not in no-conflict mode? “dollar dependent” maybe?
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and then you find out that you haven’t had imagemagick installed on your VPS for two years. lol guess i don’t blog too often, eh?
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my four year old says “way not cool” already i'm not sure i want him to ever be on the internet