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mike susz

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twitter keeps insisting there's something new about me. i can't figure it out. do i need a psychiatrist?

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I need to contact a podcaster about his EQ. it probably sounds great on $200 headphones, in a noisy car it sounds like farting into a tuba.

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"you ruined a perfectly bad joke."

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to everyone's surprise, somehow the Boston Red Sox lost the Presidential Debate.

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also I think Skeletor is totally gonna win

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oh yeah that's why I was going to avoid Twitter tonight. goodnight, all :)

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somebody is hunting unicorns. "Pixel-perfect, W3C-compliant HTML and CSS code"

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all the code you give to me takes me one step closer to the edge and i'm about to <br>

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I just physically recoiled when I almost grabbed decaf coffee. evolution is not dead!

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wow, as dirty as it feels use a utility class for clearing, you really don't want to see the resulting code from people who don't.

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i'm gonna start breaking eggs today. the omelette will be delicious.

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so this is why parents take such satisfaction from waking their kids up when they're teenagers.

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So, you're loading Prototype, Scriptaculous, jQuery, and jQuery UI, eh?

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i eliminated 98% of my frustration with running windows by aliasing "ls" to "dir" using DOSKEY http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOSKey

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what's the going-rate on a used Verizon iPhone 4S? um, asking for a friend.

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I'll no longer complain about the overwhelming smell of ladies' perfume in the parking garage stairs. When absent, what's left is far worse.

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Days I will always remember: the birth(s) of my children, my wedding, when I found out my website was indexed by WebCrawler.

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glad I didn't open my window

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listening to Alec Baldwin's podcast. if his voice continues to get more gravely at this rate, in a few years he'll sound like a belt sander.

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cutting & chunking scrub trees. Fiskars hatchet ftw.

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the trees are turning, so you know what that means... you didn't get any of your summer projects done and now you're hosed.

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ah, the smell of coffee brewing in the morning. it's like an angel farted.

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(after giving me instructions) "try that, I don't want to charge you $60 to turn a nut." and that's why he's my heating guy.

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If you're properly caching your website, isn't every CMS just a pre-processor?

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this is clearly getting worse; iOS6 Maps just told me to buy stock on RIM and bet on the Red Sox.

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"this thing works really great in San Francisco, honest!"

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rainy morning, feels weird.

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getting the feeling some things aren't fixed because it's too: a.) painful, b.) tedious, c.) convoluted, d.) risky, e.) all of the above

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mike susz

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"nothing will stop you from being creative so effectively, as the fear of making a mistake." - John Cleese

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capillary action is the enemy of the travel mug seal.

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excellent! people moving their podcasts off of feedburner mean I get to re-download every episode of every podcast ever. DIAF Google.

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we received seven phone calls this morning from a particular political party. November can't come soon enough.

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that thing where an NPR show plays a single sentence from an interviewee, then the host editorializes for half an hour.

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e.g. find my address, it shows up in Pelham, NH. get directions it goes to Winchendon, MA. what a mess.

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interesting: with addresses (not in the iOS6 mapping database) if you 'search' it may show one location, if you 'route' another.

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Autumn is here, so my head is stuffed up. this does not make it distinct from Summer, Spring, or Winter.

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"This appointment occurs in the past." Run, Marty! RUN!

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my goal for today is survival and my stretch goal is enjoyment.

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spammer username of the day: DONG HOUSER. their capitals, not mine.

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breaking news today: anodized aluminum scratches. also: water is wet, fire is hot.

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i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that ALL compiler errors are non-fatal. unless you work for NASA.

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keyboard shortcuts for twitter dot com means sometime soon i'll probably accidentally tweet the equivalent of :wq

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ah, this calls to mind scsi (target) disk mode on my old PowerBook. also, funny how Apple's autocorrect still capitalizes PowerBook.

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at home, I will have my Mac mini server set up as my desktop until such time as I am motivated to purchase the forthcoming 13" retina MBP :)

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migrating a user account with Migration Assistant and an Ethernet cable. this is crazy easy. my wife will enjoy my MacBook :)

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so, Podcasts app set to not use cell wifi to get new episodes. but it autoplays to next episode, even if not already downloaded (streams)

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there's a single line item in my usage chart from friday that is 522mb. not sure how that's possible. i blame iOS6 Maps!

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hrm okay, dates not exact (i'd seen diff in usage since i last checked saturday) but still crazy for 3-4 days.

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so, verizon has told me that my phone used 3gb of data. yesterday. while i was home, on wifi.

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