mike susz
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I call it "Ned."
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mike susz
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looks like peak was 729mph? wow
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we all know how marketing works, and at this point I will buy some Red Bull just 'cause.
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i'm not sure i'll be around in 161 years when this finishes.
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both boys awake at 6 this morning. nap time should be loltastic.
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also kinda super disappointed that nobody has taken jabs at me for how much hair i had when i was 9, or how dorky i looked.
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boys are asleep, i've got the house to myself. you know what that means... i fixed a toilet. #dadslife
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a marshmallow for dessert. dad's knocking it out of the park tonight.
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grille cheese sandwich always wins.
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I'd probably feel more like a grown-up if my voice didn't sound like a Sesame Street character doing an impression of a Muppet.
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me & the boys at home tonight. time for dad to make dinner.
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Farmer Jones' cows are loose on Main Street. Welcome to Rindge.
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28 degrees, heading to the transfer station, can't find my Carhartt. #coldworldproblems
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dear Apple: I turned off iCloud sync on a computer. that means I want it to stop syncing.
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when you have so little free time, having a great idea for something is like self-torture.
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attention friends with toddlers/children: Netflix has a show on instant called "Mighty Machines." 3 seasons of it.
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Early Times Whisky! you know, like morning. wait, what?
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/jQs0D.gif
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Autumn arriving. (at Clock Tower Place) [pic] — http://path.com/p/1dksy9
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i give to you a new acronym: SOATS. Sick Of All This S(tuff/hit) related:
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i joke about Hackers, and at the time it was kinda kitschy already, but it probably was a factor in me doing websites professionally.
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"this is insanely great y'all, it's got a 28.8bps modem!" http://i.imgur.com/JUmpb.jpg
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why does this muffin have carrots in it?!? no, seriously. somebody has to take responsibility and consequences for this.
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i need to find a new hobby. my current list doesn't fulfill me anymore: digging holes, moving large rocks, worrying.
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twitter folks seem to agree with my children, ziti with lines was a hit. or maybe it was because of the shaky cheese.
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given the choice between ziti with lines, and ziti without lines, what are you going to pick? seriously.
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saved an article about guilt to my Read Later queue (which i never allow myself time to read) somewhere a psychologist just had an aneurysm.
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very tempted to sign up for a conference. but then i ask - what would i build if i gave myself 2 or 3 whole days?
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that thing where you're SSH'd into your computer and home and copying files locally to your DropBox folder to get them from the website.
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that thing where it's been so long since you worked on a personal project that you have no idea where you left off and start over.
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i bet @notasausage wishes he'd thought of this. http://www.flickr.com/photos/creamaster/1003039048/
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whoever caused the backup on Rt 2 this morning: before you lay down to sleep tonight, pray I never find you. pray.
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enjoyed a Wachusett Green Monsta and moving on to a Woodstock Inn Pemi Pale. next up? couchnap.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/J14jD.gif
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Beware Greeks bearing free Quaker S'mores Chewy Granola bars.
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do people named Pete ever exclaim "for MY sake!?"
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by the time Mozart was my age, he was already dead for four years.
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"I really need to take a sweater to the office." "You own a sweater?!"
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what happens if I don't walk away?
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every time i plug my phone into my car and drive away from my house, it uses 30-180mb. maybe starting icloud backup on wifi, finish on cell?
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my one question for interviewees would be: "does your code have trailing whitespace?" and "no" is the only acceptable answer.
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Lexmark is my new jam #thisismyjam ♫
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"you've done agile, but you need to know how WE do agile." oh, you mean "waterfall." got it.
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so ronely
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terraforming was so much easier in SimCity
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god forbid, but if my wife and I ever divorce, I will write a book about it, titled: "Why can't you ever fill the Brita pitcher?"
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that moment when I'm driving my pickup truck and I realize that for a half hour I've thought about nothing except driving my pickup truck.
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"i'm not sure why i thought that was funny, but i thought it was really funny."
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was quite foggy this morning
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I can't be too jealous of the person who drives the Lamborghini here. They ALWAYS arrive earlier/stay later than I do.