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very thin layer of ice on Lake Monomonac this morning

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at this rate, however, it will take me 21 hours to backup one gigabyte to crashplan. :/

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7mbit DSL is "D+" it beats the heck out of the 384kbit cable i had before. http://www.speedtest.net/result/2334796821.png

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I used the word "keen" in an instant message, just like all you hep cats out there doing the Lindy with your best dame.

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this year for 'cyber monday' i'm searching junkyards nearby to find parts to replace all my lower radiator shrouding. yay small businesses!

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(there was most of a tire from a blowout in-lane on rt2. my car is fine othe than cosmetics and maybe some bumper structure)

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so far, Monday, not a fan.

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retailers: changing your weekly email frequency to daily for the four days before "cyber monday" means i unsubscribe. and don't buy.

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think I dreamed I heard my doorbell in the middle of the night. upside: my axe is nice and sharp again.

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laptop hooked to TV waiting to Skype with grandma.

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Large Hadron Mixer Repair

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hmm do I pay $20 for a desktop Twitter client, knowing that Twitter might pull the rug out from under my API key?

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anyone have a keyboard case for their iPad? opinions?

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asked boys if they wanted to watch parade. they said yes. they were expecting the parade episode of Olivia. now crying. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Bought 8 windshield wipers and two fitbits from Amazon this year. guess what all my recommendations are?

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plotting a route home that doesn't even go NEAR a grocery store.

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In Soviet Union, turkey bastes you!

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it's always sad to go look at your code on a past project and see how people have already begun to add ugly hacks back in.

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spending 2.5 hours figuring out why our timesheets were off by 1.65 hours probably wasn't good for anybody. (0.6% error)

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my new email sig: "NOTICE: this email was produced in a facility that also processes nuts"

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wow, we’re really flying through these Glee episodes on Netflix. er, um, I mean: trucks. and football. and guns. penis.

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#CSS tip: make a debug rule that sets the background of <div> to rgba(0,0,0,0.25); if you can't read text, you have too many nested divs.

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at this point I’ll just use this new excuse for not proposing talks at conferences: I’m a middle-aged white male.

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but, today is my Thursday, FWIW.

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that point at which “why am I here today?” is not part of a daily affirmation; it’s a legitimate quandary.

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you know office culture is king when they only time you can get valuable information from other people is after 4:45pm

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found code: .footer div.flRight{ float: left; } #WINNING

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not sure when it became okay to play with your phone during meetings. but I’m glad.

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five hour meeting.five hour meeting. the castaways on Gilligan’s Island spent less time touring.

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whatcha doin? you know, winter stuffs.

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does Europe still use PAL or has 16:9 and 1080p normalized tv resolutions?

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some of my colleagues at this gig can be obnoxious

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over the Mill Pond

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G I F T = Got It From Twitter

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it seems the toughest thing for backend devs (.NET) to learn about CSS: a DOM element can have multiple classes.

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so close, and yet.

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"agile" sounds great in theory, but i always end up trading my story points for candy.

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can't download IE7 Developer Tools using IE7 due to javascript errors on Microsoft's site. there is something poetic here. and sad. i'm sad.

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"i love all these emails from daily social coupon deal sites!" - nobody

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here’s an idea: maybe don’t follow 1.5 car lengths behind me in a parking garage. spoiler alert: I may suddenly park!

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I’m literally chewing a double IPA from Candia Road brewing.

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current status: considering making toast on my Airport Express

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the moment when you find out your 3-1/2 year old (born 14wks early) qualifies for private insurance; no longer has a per-existing condition.

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i got 99 environments, and every one is throwing an exception

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taking today off to finish the other 2/3 of my weekend task list.

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taking advantage of the nice weather

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“Dennis Quaid’s nose has, like, two noses.”

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zero tolerance for modals about your newsletter or your mobile app.

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my wife just asked me where she could find a comb.

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