mike susz
@mikesusz
“you’re walking like an incontinent robot”
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mike susz
@mikesusz
biggest change i’ve noticed in using Safari (in place of Chrome) for a day: large file downloads spike CPU and cause cooling fans to come on
mike susz
@mikesusz
another day, another 4000 line CSS file i’ve been asked to ‘clean up’
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@mikesusz
shipping costs exceeding product costs usually lead to instantaneously abandoned carts.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners.
mike susz
@mikesusz
every project i’ve worked on in the past 6 months has been multi-lingual.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you have to tell yourself that you can’t get everything done in a day.
mike susz
@mikesusz
say “pixel-perfect” again! say it one more time! i dare you! i double-dare you!
mike susz
@mikesusz
I wish there had been a class in my architecture school on how to give a good critique. and I wish all the professors had to take it too.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where that back of your gas grill is 700 degrees hotter than the front
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you search and search for a config file and then you realize the terminal is on a different machine and it’s quitting time!
mike susz
@mikesusz
FYI: if you have no intention of ever updating the content, please don’t ask me to build you a content-managed site.
mike susz
@mikesusz
the yaks, they be hairy today.
mike susz
@mikesusz
have i mentioned how much i miss doing UI work?
mike susz
@mikesusz
if that’s the case - hey Instagram, I want to know before I click whether something is a photo or a video. or I’ll just never click.
mike susz
@mikesusz
so I guess Instagram differentiates its video product from Vine by leaving the sound on by default.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“we want to use fewer plugins for our blog…” *looks at plugins directory* *sees 40 plugins installed* http://i.imgur.com/9jiHiZa.jpg
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@mikesusz
wow. Marketcircle forces upgrade to Billings Pro. now i can’t send an invoice because their cloud servers are unreachable.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“I’ve said some _terrible_ things on a Twitter… not from my real account…”
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It’s raining, men. #punctuation
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@mikesusz
I think I’m going to buy my new neighbor a muffler. Haven’t decided yet where I will “install” it.
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saw this and thought of @nerdist. sorry, Chris. ;)
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so, hey, it’s august.
mike susz
@mikesusz
also i apologize if i taught you what ctrl-D does. if you’re a windows user, try Alt-F4.
mike susz
@mikesusz
got pish
gut posh
gat push
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^D
gut posh
gat push
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^D
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@mikesusz
looking at USB3 hubs that can charge iPads… trying to understand why the high-current charging port is never connected to the USB bus.
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oh yeah, i’m gonna get so much done today! let’s go! http://i.imgur.com/IPlLh.gif
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“We fixed the lighting in your video! Do you like it?” [yes, keep it] [eww]
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i did a 15:26 mile this morning. http://www.mapmyrun.com/workout/342663085 (in a kayak)
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also saying “HaaS” makes me want guacamole now.
mike susz
@mikesusz
got a new perspective on this - i didn’t ‘lose’ my old fitbit, i subscribe to fitbit as HaaS - Hardware as a Service. with an annual fee.
mike susz
@mikesusz
if intStep = COOKING_TOAST (nice stock photo CBS ;)
mike susz
@mikesusz
today i generated a list of questions far, far longer than the list of things i accomplished.
mike susz
@mikesusz
yay, b4 is out! boo, sync hangs at ‘waiting for changes to be applied’ indefinitely, even after DFU+restore.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you suddenly regret not creating separate business and personal Skype accounts.
mike susz
@mikesusz
when i said i wanted to attend more good conferences within driving distance, i didn’t mean all on the same weekend. :P
mike susz
@mikesusz
wow. WickedGoodRuby, SassConf, AND Çingleton 3 are the same weekend, October 11-13.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where the Adobe Flash installer won’t let you select a different update option. Seriously Adobe, how is this still so terrible?
mike susz
@mikesusz
ten months and nearly 2.5 million steps and i think i lost my fitbit. it might be in a lake.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I’m working on a new iOS game called: Punctuation with Extended Family.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i just introduced my wife to QWOP. this will surely be something i regret.
mike susz
@mikesusz
beer o’clock is different on friday, right?
mike susz
@mikesusz
I’m registered for @SassConf. i’ll see you in NYC in October!
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you wget -m your own work.
mike susz
@mikesusz
if you’ve been wanting to try LiveReload - it’s $0.99 for today only. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/livereload/id482898991?mt=12
mike susz
@mikesusz
fun exercise with Sublime Text: close the sidebar (Cmd-K Cmd-B) then force yourself to open files with Cmd-P
mike susz
@mikesusz
kayaking in 62 degrees. water was warmer than the air.
mike susz
@mikesusz
why is it impossible to get the bonus-track version that isn’t the explicit version?
mike susz
@mikesusz
so far today my biggest accomplishment was finishing off a pot of coffee this morning.