mike susz
@mikesusz
spoiler alert: I’m that uncle who always gets you an iTunes gift card
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mike susz
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/Wc3vp.gif
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have to say, i'm envious of all the FTE people taking 2 weeks of paid vacation at the holidays. not envious that they didn't use it earlier.
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had 3 fresh baked chocolate-chip cookies for breakfast. i'm on the Mayan diet.
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wow, pouring in Maynard. waiting for the roof to start leaking. as is traditional. #technology
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so now ReCaptcha is using you to identify house numbers for Google.
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soon, the contractors will be running the office.
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hope the boiler guy has better luck this morning. today i smell like diesel. our whole house smells like diesel.
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listening to @nerdist episode with @perlmutations in my car. awesome. #subwoofer
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new rule: if you’re making something as a Christmas gift, it has to be done by Halloween or you give up.
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either the guy who had my cell # before me was also named mike, or someone is trying to get a loan with my identity. interesting.
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hrm. so, you will exchange my stuff for money, but not share any with me. pretty sure I didn’t “misinterpret” that.
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finally activated my Evernote account. expect an immediate increase in productivity!* (*after i figure out what to do with it)
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hrm i suppose if i'd subscribed to my RSS feed i could have theoretically been archiving my tweets the whole time.
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11:30. finally out of meetings, syncing repo, building. #enterprise
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10,000+ steps and 51 floors today! http://fitbit.com/user/23S39N #Fitstats
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is it okay to pose a question to the internet and attribute it to someone else? asking for a friend.
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i must have changed my flickr URL already, i guess that's a one-time thing? bummer. don't want to move 1400 pics to a new account, lose meta
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now, if only there was some way to change my flickr url (not my 'screen name' but the actual custom URL) this would be simpler.
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instagram account deleted. didn't have a lot of capital invested here, so this policy change was plenty to convince me.
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i need to move the “n.) Do Nothing.” option from last on my list of choices, to first. it would save lots of time thinking.
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il neige
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I don’t concede my right to bear arms. but, by god, do due diligence before you let me. or anyone.
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i spent all day with my kids. millions of Americans did the same. some of us won’t ever again. i am fortunate.
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I'm going to start using new placeholder text. https://gist.github.com/4280521 #ERMAHGERD
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a fish stinks from the head.
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I need 20% time. or a pony. or a 20% pony.
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meeting with the UX team feels like i was separated at birth or something. they seem to want to organize a rescue mission for me.
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I wish a lot of the projects being built around github were agnostic of the repository host/provider. github != git.
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oh yeah i should scarf down my lunch before my next meeting. oops too late.
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"I guess if you *offered* it to me, I would *appreciate* basic human dignity. But it's not essential for the checks to clear." - contractor
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many asphalt trucks on the road today. Rt2 was a corridor of dead dinosaur butt smell.
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you are here
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Visual Studio is Busy! Don't bother Visual Studio while it's working! You'll make Visual Studio angry!
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ohai device metric emulation in Chrome (Developer Tools -> Settings -> Overrides)
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12.12.12
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bummed I couldn’t make it to @bg_salem tonight, but I want to wish @marcamos well in his future non-build-guild endeavors.
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<td runat="server"> <-- you're doing it wrong, wrong.
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a simple explanation of the Fiscal Cliff: http://i.imgur.com/XM3Hu.gif
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the only problem with getting into the office so early is how much coffee i end up drinking OH MY GOD I CAN FEEL MY MOLECULES VIBRATING
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listening to (a podcast with) consultancy startup talking about how they rock & they party & etc. see: late 90's. prepare for bubble burst.
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i wonder how much $ a company could save if everyone's monitors went to sleep at night.
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committing code before 7am. as you do.
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this is interesting: buy a product direct from manufacturer. manufacturer begins spamming me with marketing emails. RETURN PRODUCT.
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i kinda hope i'm always one of the ones taking a hammer to the ivory tower, not living atop it.
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it's interesting to see our industry grow to the point where there are elitists who are threatened by the advancing skills of the masses.
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i saw candy that looks like Lego blocks. really? someone thought this was a good idea? what's next, candy that looks like watch batteries?
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ooh, my 99.9% uptime SLA paid gmail is borked too.
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holiday mashup.
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Lumber Liquidators’ email marketing philosophy: what if Jack Lemmon’s character from Glengarry Glen Ross was a crack dealer?