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also, MySQL Community Edition installer version is an unsigned app. I guess Oracle can’t afford the $99/yr developer program fee.
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that thing where you’re setting up mysql on OS X Server and then you want to punch every living thing in the face.
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watching ‘Minute to Win It’ for the first time. imagining the pitch: “it’s like carnival huckster meets college drinking games. with filler”
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in-between thunderstorms i got a weeks worth of coffee roasted. woot!
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when i read “open source!” on kickstarter, i hear “if you want it to keep working, someday YOU will be updating it!”
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Labor Day Weekend! or as it’s also known in New Hampshire, Leftover Fireworks Weekend!
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yay, this awesome weather-resistant Raspberry Pi + Pi Camera case looks like it’ll get funded http://kck.st/16hapJe can’t wait to get mine.
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here’s what i built today, pt 2 (bonus: reflection of my plaid shorts?)
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here’s what i built today, pt 1
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how many clamps does it take? ask Mr. Owl
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you know, Sunday stuff.
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that is to say, if i leave your website not knowing what your product is (i have to search for reviews of it) you failed.
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a vimeo video and absolutely no words is not a website.
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I want to send a robot back in time to find the guy who thought it was a good idea for things to take 3 batteries instead of 2 or 4.
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why hadn’t i thought of this before? http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Disk%20Utility.snap.001.png
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i’m suddenly getting a lot of email from foursquare and all it serves to do is remind me how much i miss gowalla.
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if ginger beer had caffeine in it, it might just bee the perfect (non-alcoholic) beverage.
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I test-market positive thinking!
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watch Grosse Pointe Blank while I work today? that’s a great idea!
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oh! and in case you have this trackpad problem, if you have a (working) external pointing device, you can do this:
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friends with Macbooks, this ever happen to your trackpad? http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikeyboydotcom/9627162563/
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Adobe puts click-tracking into their Flash installer. if it can’t connect to tracking servers you can’t click options or “Install” button
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if you’re making me an offer on eBay, the best tactic is to berate me about the price i’m asking. that’s sure to work in your favor.
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perk of getting old: you got high video game scores? i got high credit score.
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Full-stack developer?
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had a party, with strippers!
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oh snap, Cmd+T opens a new tab, Cmd+W closes a tab, etc.
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i noticed in iOS7b6 that Cmd+L on my bluetooth keyboard highlights the location bar in Safari. super awesome.
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it’s okay, the five people who visited my site in the past year know that i know and i appreciate them.
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that thing where you forgot to put google analytics on your site.
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I need to start billing on a curve. As requests come in closer and closer to 5pm, my rate approaches infinity. #payme #asymptote
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“think like a machine, for a minute.” no, really.
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That thing where you’re like “hey I know I’ll use code folding for the first time” and then you’re like “hey where did that array go?”
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it’s true; i have been very distracted. but if you had defined the task better (or at all) i could have made progress intermittently.
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Google absolutely any symptom and one of the top six results will say you have cancer. It’s like that Kevin Bacon game for hypochondriacs.
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my anxiety level increases by an exponent equal to the number of commits i’m ahead of origin.
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what a great and effective awards program when i read people tweeting about it all night and still don’t know who won any award.
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Happy Monday! I bet you just can’t wait to get to work and tell everyone who’s going to be the next Batman.
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“Skype, why did you end?” - my 2 year-old.
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the problem with putting words into images on the web is it probably takes at least three people to change them.
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no time to park and go inside at Logan Airport? use the convenient Curbside Chick-In http://www.aa.com/i18n/aboutUs/whereWeFly/terminals/terminal_BOS.jsp
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Diego is riding the “Giant Panda Express” train and now i want Chinese food.
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took some time during the chilly morning to #roast. I’ll be enjoying super-fresh coffee tomorrow!
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“Dad, are you driving the speed limit?” “Always.”
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these windows surface ads are getting downright desperate and ridiculous. they must be Ballmer’s idea.
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this weather is magical
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that’s not “code smell” that’s a delicious aroma.
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really, people? the #firstworldproblems hashtag doesn’t come close.
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if you ever wanted to make a hi-res webcam, the best solution might be a Raspberry Pi, Pi Camera, and this enclosure: http://kck.st/16hapJe
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happy to score an ‘earliest bird’ ticket - i’ll see you at @artifactconf in Providence this November. :) http://artifactconf.com