mike susz
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remember the “Contract with America” in the 90s? I guess this was the “Contract Without America.”
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mike susz
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this is the shirt for our times. http://shop.robberbaronsink.com/product/cant-have-nice-things
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i’ve got my MacBook Air back. for the record: it needed a battery.
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1. research where your elected representatives stood on this #GovernmentShutdown fiasco. 2. set calendar reminder at the end of their terms.
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after reading a lot of hotel reviews, i’ve decided to pick one at random. then sleep in my car in their parking lot.
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healthcare marketplace website is lazy-loading security questions but the server providing them is responding 500/503.
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i’ve never donated to a political candidate before, but now i plan to help opposition candidates during the next election cycle.
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from years of watching cooking shows, i’ve learned that a “deconstructed” dish means “i screwed up” or “i don’t know how to do it right.”
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why was the big mushroom always invited to parties? because he’s such a fungi!
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Apple Support still has a taste for jellybeans.
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what’s easier to get rid of? an email address in iMessage, or gonorrhea?
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my rap name would be: { ‘draw_white_space’: ‘all’ }
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everyone’s raving about Breaking Bad. i hope this leads to more series being allowed to END, versus being re-renewed until we don’t care.
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what a series finale! I mean, I was a little confused when the screen went black, but then “Don’t Stop Believin’” made it all better.
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OMG I can’t believe that Flynn crashed the planes!
#dunno #breakingbad #haventbeenwatching
#dunno #breakingbad #haventbeenwatching
mike susz
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tell me again, how tough it is that you have to watch a tv show at the time it’s aired to avoid spoilers. #boo #hoo #firstworldproblems
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iOS7 tip: in Messages, tap and pull to the left and the messages slide over and reveal the time of every message. slick.
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it’s time to have that difficult conversation with my wife that i’ve been avoiding for years; we need to organize our master bedroom closet.
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bummed that “How It’s Made” isn’t on netflix, since Syfy shows a lot of not-kid-friendly commercials.
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Little Monadnock.
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on this day in 1924, the first aerial circumnavigation of the world was completed. it took 175 days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_aerial_circumnavigation
mike susz
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trying to do (everything i used to do on a computer) exclusively on my iPad, ramps up my mobile-only empathy.
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Apple has my Air again for more parts replacement. i guess i got a lemon. but i also got AppleCare.
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my favorite part of Bourbon/Neat grids so far: span-columns(x of y) it makes logical sense as you look at the code. love it.
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strongest impression of updating from a 4 to a 5s - this vibrate mech sucks. i know Apple switched because it’s smaller, but it still sucks.
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guys my 5s is awesome! there’s like a whole additional row of icons! #upgradedfrom4
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oh, that technology you’re advocating only works in IE 11+. on your way out today, say hello to the Unicorn for me!
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that thing where people who aren’t professionals put ‘tutorial’ videos on youtube.
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wait, iOS 7.0.2 already? did Apple acquire Automattic?
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*plugs in phone* *phone floats off of desk* darn you internet! i said “lightning cable” not “lightening cable!” #grammar
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huzzah. now i get to be as annoying as you all were when you first for your iPhōne 5!
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you thought i was a fool to buy & try so many dropbox-backed txt editor apps for iPad! well i am, since every one of them is broken on iOS7.
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that thing where you used line-height to establish some layout and it was quick and easy and now they want text to wrap
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so with all these iPhone buyback programs, where are they selling these used/refurbished phones?
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i’ve made a new template for responding to recruiters. 1. a link to my current resume. 2. my current rate. 3. a map to where i live.
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the only problem with posting command arguments on Twitter is they convert two dashes to an em-dash so don’t copy/paste.
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alias fts=‘git reset —hard origin/master’
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my new glasses have to go back again. there’s a distinct visual flaw in one of the lenses. disappointment turning to anger.
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that thing where you move the clothes to the dryer and forget to actually start the dryer running.
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yesterday i drove by the College of Nanoscale Engineering in Albany. why do they need such a big building?
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this was an utterly fantastic and utterly terrible weekend. i'm not sure whether it was great or kill it with fire.
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also, this is amazing. http://www.wunderground.com/wximage/pjpix/1987?gallery=CURRWEATHER
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clear my calendar! look what just arrived.
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looking forward to a brisk swim on my way to #ncrc13 this morning.
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just saw a bunch of people whom i hadn’t seen since high school. oh also that was 23 years ago.
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it’s great to be back in Western New York! except the food. the food is trying to murder me. one delicious bite after another.
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yay! Apple fixed my trackpad! oh, today, my macbook won’t run on battery. like unplug and it turns off.
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have i mentioned how much i love ssh local port forwarding? it’s the best ever.
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sitting in a brewpub in Buffalo NY, developing on a server in Rindge, NH for a client in San Jose, CA.
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wow a LOT of my bash history from the past few days has cowsay and lolcat.