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all these mysterious new followers are really gonna increase my hip-hop cred. wait, what’s ten thousand times zero?
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my kids say “zoom forward” and “zoom back” on the DVR. makes more sense than “rewind”
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Up, up, and away! for the winter.
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current status
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/dog-x.jpg
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listening to @the_crapshoot ep 6. excerpt: “…a stim pack for my night full of mistakes…” amazing.
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okay my audio setup has a crackle and unfortunately it’s not this kind http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Krackel-Fun-Size.jpg
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oh cool a company is IPO’ing valued at billions and i haven’t heard of them. hmm. that must be what that shark was all about.
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updating iBooks for iOS. bye bye wood.
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Every time I walk into a spider web, I like to think that Spiderman is giving me a warning about something.
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discovered a tax shelter: my kids dinosaur banks.
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pump espresso made from @sweetmarias Espresso Monkey blend that I roasted recently.
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good: using Sass. bad: still compiling 55 separate CSS files.
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here’s why i was so popular with the ladies in the late 90s. ladies.
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i developed my own CMS from 1998 through 2003. i feel like open-sourcing it on github would be fun and embarassing and maybe disastrous.
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i’m not sure why i screen-capped my desktop in 2003, but - enjoy!
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cool, Photoshop will still open 15 year old files. this was fun compositing. (and manually rounding corners. heh.)
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er, wait. i used Mambo from 2003-2005. then Drupal for a year. then WordPress.
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fun fact: the first CMS i used (that i didn’t write myself) was Mambo. from 2004-2007. then i switched to WordPress.
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i judge the quality of a movie by how many delicately-rendered 3d logos show in sequence at the beginning.
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did i just coin the phrase “guilt stream” in reference to things you add to a queue but never consume? if so, you’re welcome.
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i just deleted a heck-ton of podcasts i haven’t listened to. i don’t need another guilt-stream in my life.
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oh cool, new followers. *looks* [random female first name] + [random last name] && semi-naked photo && tweeting random hackneyed sayings.
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Etsy = (Kickstarter - gambling) ?
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i heard the (original) Tom Cochrane version of “Life Is A Highway” today. just as overproduced, but pleasantly lacking Rascal and/or Flatts.
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trying to be proficient in an unfamiliar (yet mature) codebase is like swimming in a pool full of jello and discarded hypodermic needles.
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you can tell i’m having a great day. great day.
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oh cool, you abstracted this UI element to an include. but you forgot dependency management, and it doesn’t work anywhere else.
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that thing where you checked minified CSS into source control.
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i love the part in the action movie where they walk in on the smart people suddenly rehashing the most basic details about the problem
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does this count? #firstsnow
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so apparently Mavericks saves battery by turning off wifi. like when i’m connected to a power adapter and curl’ing large files.
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just tapped a clone recipe we brewed of Pyramid’s Snow Cap. it’s been fermenting since February.
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Cyan (makers of Myst, Riven) have a new game on Kickstarter, 4 days left and close to goal. http://kck.st/16d8IRE
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that thing where every time you approach a task that should be simple and straightforward, there’s a heart-pummeling twist.
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hrm only downside of iTunes reorg - half a terabyte backup to Time Machine. thank goodness for FW800.
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yay, new org scheme in iTunes splits tv shows by season!
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fun kid word mixups: alien / aryan #ugh
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spent a few hours in the woods today with my axe, hatchet. clearing trail. as you do.
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yosemite bowline.
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bowline knot.
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entrepreneur? more like entrepinotnoir.
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fun fact: when you state facts without some sort of witty context, they’re rarely fun.
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“oh, is that the foots ball?”
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so, even a tiny amount of corn syrup turns my kids into terrible hell demons from hell.
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snuck out late this afternoon to roast. first time with @sweetmarias Espresso Monkey Blend.
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console.log("u mad?");
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wow so okay cool everybody i just signed up for Quora and now what i guess it’s like Reddit sorta and oh what’s this STOP ALL THE EMAILS
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song stuck in my head this morning. funny video. (explosions, zombies, etc) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sw9Fh6uk4Q