mike susz
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it’s been a long week.
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mike susz
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it’s difficult to not just wake up, come downstairs, pour coffee, start working. this morning i’m trying to stay away from my computer until 8.
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@mikesusz
woo! #PokemonGO
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@mikesusz
every day a person is born who doesn't know not to use @ channel on Slack
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@mikesusz
Animal Crossing friends: i made a one-page spreadsheet of fish and bug prices for May.
spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sjzdP8YlMME6NRWbt2t6ZmfLpSGoVVxzB2QbhbbikMU/edit?usp=sharing
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kFr6BJpOJG3-v0R3keaDTmiXpggFArK5/view?usp=sharing
spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sjzdP8YlMME6NRWbt2t6ZmfLpSGoVVxzB2QbhbbikMU/edit?usp=sharing
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kFr6BJpOJG3-v0R3keaDTmiXpggFArK5/view?usp=sharing
mike susz
@mikesusz
using all of my connections to try and make it rain tomorrow
mike susz
@mikesusz
just in case you were worried that yard work is all calming and zen-like, and not whatsoever terrifying
mike susz
@mikesusz
we had a super special visitor this week :) glad to help people make 🛎
https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1256610530850004993
https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1256610530850004993
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@mikesusz
another scientific rain gauge
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@mikesusz
very accurate and scientific rain gauge
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@mikesusz
anybody else gotta sell turnips?
mike susz
@mikesusz
Flick is on our island also, so bring yer bugs
mike susz
@mikesusz
friendos who need to sell turnips at 527b, hit me up for dodo.
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@mikesusz
kids left a bunch of crap around outside their houses so my wife took it and disbursed it around the island. scavenger hunt in #AnimalCrossing !
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um... turnips at 527b
mike susz
@mikesusz
the big questions in life, sell my turnips for a modest profit or hold out for a winfall.
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@mikesusz
wife hears me chuckling from another room ...
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“are you gonna send me a tweet?”
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“are you gonna send me a tweet?”
mike susz
@mikesusz
it’s been a long week.
mike susz
@mikesusz
Phone Wallet Keys Mask
mike susz
@mikesusz
today my wife said “we don’t have enough momentous occasions” and summarily opened a 22oz of @StoneBrewing Double Bastard from … 2008. ooof. it is delicious. i am sleepy.
mike susz
@mikesusz
this game is amazing. i can sit on a toilet and watch a train. #AnimalCrossing
mike susz
@mikesusz
my boys are getting old enough that i need to have a talk with them.
if she don't want your number
no, she ain't gonna give you hers
no, she don't wanna meet you nowhere
no, she don't want none of your time
she don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from
if she don't want your number
no, she ain't gonna give you hers
no, she don't wanna meet you nowhere
no, she don't want none of your time
she don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from
mike susz
@mikesusz
thank you @brianarn for inviting me to sell turnips and save my humble island from financial ruin #AnimalCrossing
mike susz
@mikesusz
it's been a long week.
mike susz
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mike susz
@mikesusz
oh look, a patch level update for xcode. it's 8.1gb.
mike susz
@mikesusz
my bandwidth is, unfortunately, precious. i never want to see nonconsensual video. it will permanently color my view of the advertiser and the site that hosts it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you keep launching the Microsoft store accidentally, instead of Slack
mike susz
@mikesusz
it's been a long week.
mike susz
@mikesusz
hey everybody i hope you are having a wonderful easter with your family
also remember to buy turnips before noon
also remember to buy turnips before noon
mike susz
@mikesusz
no, YOU have the Animal Crossing theme song stuck in your head at 12:15am
mike susz
@mikesusz
the most insidious thing about this virus is that it forces us to have an inherent distrust of our neighbors.
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@mikesusz
Pokemon Go friends #PokemonGO
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@mikesusz
animal crossing friends: i finally figured out how to scan QR codes in the Switch phone app and upload designs to AC! if you’re looking for codes, check this out https://youtu.be/C7Q-cLDRMCA (put youtube in high quality, change playback speed to .25x, pause when you see one you like)
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it's been a long week.
mike susz
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update: she has now expanded her house, debt free, and planted orchards of fruits she has collected from other islands.
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this is a reminder that if you’re doing social distancing properly and starting to feel congested it might be allergies.
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oh, boy.
mike susz
@mikesusz
everyone else playing animal crossing: “debt to tom nook, lol”
my wife, an accountant, playing animal crossing: owns her house, zero debt, 50,000 bells in the bank
my wife, an accountant, playing animal crossing: owns her house, zero debt, 50,000 bells in the bank
mike susz
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(i recognize that being able to work from home is an enormous privilege.) working from home constantly has made me aware of an interesting thing: i am only ever alone when i'm commuting, or when i'm in the bathroom. i don't miss my 100+ mi r/t commute. but i miss some solitude.
mike susz
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“oh look, Instagram pushed a notification to my watch telling me who to follow”
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mike susz
@mikesusz
remember all the stuff we were really really worried about a month ago? it’s amazing how priorities are impacted and become meaningless.
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the cats. they’re great.
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this makes WFH and LFH difficult.
mike susz
@mikesusz
if you have a teacher in your life, thank them :) then teach them about downsampling HD video from their phones to 720p or 480p, and using services like youtube instead of google drive.
mike susz
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new england friends, if you want to see the ISS tonight:
Time: Sat Mar 21 8:13 PM, Visible: 4 min, Max Height: 60°, Appears: 22° above WSW, Disappears: 17° above NE
Time: Sat Mar 21 8:13 PM, Visible: 4 min, Max Height: 60°, Appears: 22° above WSW, Disappears: 17° above NE
mike susz
@mikesusz
every time i wear a hat backwards https://media.giphy.com/media/ifxLK48cnyDDi/giphy.gif
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happy first day of spring!
mike susz
@mikesusz
remember that time you had a lazy weekend where the kids played and you never left the house? just keep doing that i guess
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i guess there’s a debate happening, i’m getting lots of new people and keywords to mute forever