mike susz
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“you could say we’re America’s largest local brewer” or i could say you’re an international conglomerate pumping out flavorless swill.
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mike susz
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No, Goofy. You can’t solve every problem with a sandwich. BELIEVE ME I’ve tried. I’ve tried. You can’t.
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oh, GoDaddy. “that thing we signed you up for and you can’t unsubscribe from is expiring soon!” bleh.
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just re-bought some music that i previously purchased on cassette. 25 years ago.
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read the boys one of our favorites tonight, Duck for President. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0689863772/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0689863772&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20
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aaaand now we all get to explain to our kids about profanity and why we use it sometimes.
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is there a term for when you’ve had a couple drinks and you order something from amazon that you were on the fence about?
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remember when Microsoft had a wearable, automatic camera and you were all like “noooooo” and now Google does it and everybody loves it?
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not sure if they’ve inherited my allergies, or if we all have a cold… my boys and i are coughing almost continuously. do not want.
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TIL before and after pseudo-selectors don't work on self-closing elements. makes sense when you think about it.
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yay! registered for @nickelcityruby a Ruby conference in Buffalo, NY in September. if you make the trip, i’ll take you out for wings & beer.
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wow, what's worse than making a panicked call to your accountant on April 15th? doing it on April 16th.
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i've been a freeagent for almost six years, and i'm still astounded when an agency says they don't know what work they'll have in 3 weeks.
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chillin
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you laugh at the price of printer ink at office supply stores, but today they’re making bank #taxday #printing
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you know that bag of avocados you bought at Trader Joes last week? oh yeah, you need to eat them all today. #guacamole
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is there a kickstarter that would make my printer automatically switch from tray 1 to tray 2?
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that list of things you hoped to accomplish while the kids are @ daycare? pick one item, divide it into two tasks, hope to finish 1 of them.
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I just backed Code Monkey Save World on @Kickstarter http://kck.st/ZsfVUS
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“If you wanna throw a party in the middle of nowhere, we’re out standing in our field.” well done, @bradpaisley :)
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my birdseed brings all the birds to the yard, and they’re like, it’s better than yours
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Happy Tax Day / Marathon Day / Patriots Day / Monday.
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I know it looks goofy but have you ever taken a picture with an iPad? it’s awesome.
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free idea - Kindle app feature enabling authors to ‘sign’ digital books with a stylus or something. for fun.
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if tomato seeds grow tomatoes, and grass seed grows grass, what does bird seed grow?
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if your admin username is ‘admin’ and your password is a dictionary word - congratulations. you locked your screen door.
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April 12 http://flic.kr/p/eaKTHz
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“The wait is over for the new BlackBerry Z10” you say that as if the wait ever began.
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dear weather: you are ridiculous. #NHwx
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the Facebook iOS app uses game theory: sometimes it posts, sometimes it doesn’t. keep trying!
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so many things planned during toddler nap overlap time that it would take a NASA launch plan to make them all happen. also a time machine.
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accumulating sleet and ice accretion #NHwx
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31.6F, freezing rain and sleet. joy. #NHwx
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“Oh, you will have to remove the beer from the bottles. Maybe you could figure out a way to accomplish this task.” http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/03/physics-and-green-beer-bottles
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your advertisement offering “steal wheels” for sale does not instill confidence that the goods were acquired legally.
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on this day in 1934, at 1:21pm the observatory on Mount Washington recorded a wind gust of 231mph. http://www.mountwashington.org/about/visitor/recordwind.php
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it’s snowing.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/mhRO3.jpg
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"how much coffee do you drink?" "all of it."
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oh, a Winter Weather Advisory. as you do. http://www.wunderground.com/US/NH/011.html#WIN
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every time i click on something in a Newegg email i expect to immediately receive another email about that product category.
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i'm not saying CC is a bad deal if you're going to use 2 (or more) of the Apps, but for me - i only NEEDED Photoshop in the last year.
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my discount year for Creative Cloud is over, now it goes up to $49.99/mo. yeah i think i'm going back to renting just Photoshop.
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please please PLEASE don't report a problem as an IE problem if it happens in other (all) browsers.
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great, add "house of cards" to the list of idioms i can no longer use generically, right after "shades of gray"
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“Our records show that you are an experienced IT professional” true, but what if i hacked them to say that? oh, also true.
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Step 1: Log in to corporate ticketing system. Step 2: Close your eyes. Step 3: dream of a world without Step 1.
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the best part of showing up late to the office is that lunch comes so soon!
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this .Net build is like me telling jokes: a lot of missed references.
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hey google, this makes people think the "stay signed in" checkbox can't be changed. stop it.
