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Tried to keep on smilin' today as people tried to murder me with their cart and/or automobile. Merry Christmas!
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Any sufficiently advanced casserole is indistinguishable from magic.
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ahem. Aquatic Mammals in a Barrel.
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The New York State Thruway is rebranding 'Parking Area' as 'Text Area.'
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carolers just came to my door. they obviously missed the private property warning signs. (just kidding. it was cute. my kids loved it.)
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nice, Tweetbot 3 is currently $1.99 https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tweetbot-3-for-twitter-iphone/id722294701?mt=8
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dear iTunes, why are your permissions always out of whack? signed, Disk Utility.
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i’m making a markdown file template for a packing list. this seems indulgent except every time i travel i forget *something*
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/cat-spin.gif
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tired: emoji in marketing email subject lines. wired: animated gifs in marketing email body.
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best? or worst? cross-product marketing & bundle:
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dear Seattle friends talking about your snow: you’re adorable.
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at the dentist. so far, we've confirmed: I have teeth.
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America! Celebrities vote with their mouths, consumers vote with their dollars. The system works.
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so i can understand two factor authentication, but why do you still time my session out after 30 minutes?
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so, my solution to figuring out Capistrano 3 was to downgrade to 2. when the sparse documentation is updated for v3, i’ll try again.
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company follows you on twitter. you follow company back. company DM’s you a link to linkedin.
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lunch is for launchers
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a few surprises in there, but not bad, Genius. #MeltWithYou http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/iTunes.snap.003.png
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if you're keeping track, ~60% of the socks in this household currently have a banana sticker stuck on them.
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every day carry. #edc
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My favorite holiday recipe: 1.) take three cups of semi-sweet chocolate chips, 2.) eat them 3.) recipe over!
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I’m not making a generalization or anything, I’m just saying that since I turned 40, I happen to see Jeopardy more than I happen to miss it.
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can’t complain about snow at 12 degrees. shoveling will be relatively easy.
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“gah, why is my ‘releases’ folder so huge?” “oh, hello every update i’ve made to my site in the past year.” capistrano is fun. :)
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oof. yeah if you’re upgrading from Capistrano 2.x to 3.x read http://www.capistranorb.com/documentation/upgrading/
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oh this is a really important project and i’m working with other devs and hey guys how come nobody (but me) has checked in code for days?
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snow’s here! #NHwx
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wow. Jaffrey, NH (KAFN) recorded -16.1 this morning http://www.wunderground.com/history/airport/KAFN/2013/12/17/DailyHistory.html #NHwx
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that thing where git thinks i renamed a file but it’s a new file and then i want to PUNCH EVERYTHING
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the latest iteration of Spaces in Mac OS X is the greatest thing since 2 iterations ago of Spaces in Mac OS X.
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“Stop obsessing over your tools and get work done!” “Here’s a fifteen hundred words about a pen.”
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so, my wife’s Kindle is on my Amazon account. this leads to contrasts. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Safari.snap.032.png
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kicked a keg tonight. hope we can find another 1/6th barrel of @WachusettBrew Winter.
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❄️
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did i miss a meeting? is sunday night the start of the work week now?
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watching these old christmas movies now is kinda weird. it’s like the passed each frame thru Photoshop’s “sharpen edges.”
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I think the neighbors and I are waiting each other out. as soon as a plow comes by, it's on. #snowblower #showdown
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i expect it to be all fluffy outside - temp has been rising since midnight but it was only 12 then, and it’s only 17 now.
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I may regret moving the snowblower out to the shed.
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tough to tell how much with blowing/drifting but we got all snow here.
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CBS is showing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman tonight.
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dear cats. my kids have wooden spoons & pot lids.
RUN.
RUN.
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snuggles
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“...as high as 14 inches...with the highest amounts across the higher terrain of the Monadnocks” that’s me!
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you can hang out here until Spring.
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Netflix: Daniel Tiger. kids TV that’s not obnoxious or disrespectful or terrible in any way. highly recommended.
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’tis the season… where your hands are so dry that the act of retrieving stuff from your pockets makes your knuckles crack and bleed. :(
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for the record, i do not use four different computers to do work on.