mike susz
@mikesusz
is there a name for people who bogart their Genius Bar appointment, making everyone else wait for the one iPhone guy?
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mike susz
@mikesusz
@ Apple Store. I may have the last iPhone 4 still under warranty.
mike susz
@mikesusz
and next weekend it may be 40 degrees warmer than today.
mike susz
@mikesusz
meetup email asking if i’m “in” all meetups mentioned in email say “RSVPs closed” someone needs to add a boolean.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you pick up a old project, find you’ve actually done a lot more work than you remembered, and you want to redo everything.
mike susz
@mikesusz
this bathroom is like Vegas. there are no clocks anywhere and there’s a guy who doesn’t know how to use the potty.
mike susz
@mikesusz
yeah the forecast for tomorrow night says snow showers. May 25th.
mike susz
@mikesusz
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
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T minus ten until table flipping time
mike susz
@mikesusz
Analogies are from Mars, Metaphors are from Venus.
mike susz
@mikesusz
thank you, rain.
mike susz
@mikesusz
really? really? http://i.imgur.com/dEp4VBr.jpg
mike susz
@mikesusz
dear google, “do” and “due” are not the same word. toodles, the english language.
mike susz
@mikesusz
time flies when i’m solving problems i like, and writing code i care about.
mike susz
@mikesusz
my employer never sends me anywhere cool.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“The Samsung Galaxy S 4 is here. Get yours today.” no.
mike susz
@mikesusz
so when a bunch of Heroku sites throw ‘Application Error’ at the same time, is that the “intelligent routing” i read about?
mike susz
@mikesusz
mac terminal tip: alias o='open .'
mike susz
@mikesusz
if your mind is occupied with technical problems, go slice images. you always need to slice images.
mike susz
@mikesusz
my wife has called this “the best thing i’ve ever bought.” it goes everywhere with her when she’s working outside. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0040NPHRE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0040NPHRE&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20
mike susz
@mikesusz
some would say today was half overhead. some would say today was half billable. i say: mind your own business, jerks.
mike susz
@mikesusz
the obvious solution is the quick adoption of the aPNG format, pronounced “aping”
mike susz
@mikesusz
reading an article about the XBox One at Forbes and then i realized how ridiculous that was.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“Send Windows-Friendly Attachments.” No, I want to send Windows-Hostile Attachments.
mike susz
@mikesusz
PSA: if you employ a freelancer and they tell you they’re going on vacation, please do everything in your power to let them enjoy it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I am not a lawyer. my tweets provide you with self-help services at your specific direction.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i pronounce .gif thusly: “get back to work”
mike susz
@mikesusz
anyone else having weird intermittent authentication issues with (free) gmail? i found a full outbox waiting for me from yesterday.
mike susz
@mikesusz
North CT & Western MA people - take action! “@MattNoyesNECN: WEATHER ALERT: Tornado Warning http://bit.ly/11Wctt3”
mike susz
@mikesusz
impressed that my Mac Mini server talks to my (Tripp Lite) UPS via USB without additional setup. configured automatic shutdown params, easy.
mike susz
@mikesusz
disconcerting to hear that @magichat (or their parent corporation) is suing another brewery for having a “6” in their logo.
mike susz
@mikesusz
wow it’s been a while since i’ve taken real, show-your-license pseudo-ephedrine. my sinuses are open and i can feel the universe.
mike susz
@mikesusz
live reload is worth every penny i paid for it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
you’d think it wouldn’t be very fun to pay attention to every car that comes and goes in my neighborhood. you’d be right. but i still do it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
you can’t bring the scapegoat back for more scaping.
mike susz
@mikesusz
wow that’s 719 less Xbox than i was expecting.
mike susz
@mikesusz
you know when you lazy-load images and it changes the page layout as they’re rendered? stop doing that.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“so much work to do!” *blitzes for a few hours* “there, less work to do.” repeat.
mike susz
@mikesusz
why would you make an email marketing campaign for a product that is backordered?
mike susz
@mikesusz
Sublime Text fun: make a multi-line selection, Cmd+Shift+L. boom, multi-line edit.
mike susz
@mikesusz
hands up if (before yesterday) you haven’t even thought about flickr in weeks, if not months?
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you’re finally feeling better and one of your kids is sick again and you’re going to be up all night and you’ll relapse too
mike susz
@mikesusz
i really kinda like github account contexts.
mike susz
@mikesusz
the focuses (foci?) took over the garage this weekend http://girder.net/focus/garage.takeover.jpg
mike susz
@mikesusz
no really, i think it’s an awesome thing in your Twitter profile to say how great a “social media influencer” you are.
mike susz
@mikesusz
listen, i don’t want to alarm anyone. i hope you’re ready for this news - Lumber Liquidators sent me a postcard - they’re having a sale.
mike susz
@mikesusz
no, really. i want to add 7 minutes onto every sync for Genius data.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that netflix thing (on iPad) where it auto-plays the next episode? evil. but i love it. but it’s evil. but i love it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
so do people from Portland who watch Portlandia totally lose it when they see their own neighborhood or street pop up in an address title?
mike susz
@mikesusz
has it been long enough that those “goat screaming like a man” mashup videos will be funny again?