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we need a new excuse to get the kids to go inside since the sun isn't setting by 5:30

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yep, pretty sure Thomas the Train is teaching my kids racism.

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today’s timelapse. just late afternoon + sunset. watch for planes on the right! 0:18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-BxMpuBMA

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that thing where you suddenly realize that dinner should have been half an hour ago

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Hollis NH: a Dunkin Donuts with no public restroom.

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today’s timelapse. just clouds. about a minute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeDVL0t_pbQ

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45F? open the windows!

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a few trips to the dump to get rid of the trash our neighbors left in their driveway.

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reading about Sass 3.3 makes me sad that i’ll be using Less daily soon.

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went to the mailbox in a t-shirt. it wasn’t bad.

oh it’s up to 36F outside, that’s why!

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just the sunset tonight. 0:18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0k8GzSggJc

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there’s a song from the 90s that I don’t seem to have in my iTunes. this can’t be possible.

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wow guys, this really levels the playing field!

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it’s friday! happy server offline backup day!

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You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next!

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above freezing. baseball cap weather.

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one of the funniest words to say: grackle. go ahead, say it over and over. grackle. grackle. grackle!

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sudo aptitude update; sudo aptitude safe-upgrade; sudo aptitude dance-party

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“Dear Valued Customer,”
do you feel that?
what?
the love. do you feel the love?

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related: one of my resolutions was to avoid being snarky in 2014 but that seems to be what y’all like the best. snark mode on.

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i’m so glad when websites explain what the little hamburger does

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“This website would like to send you push notifications…”

[Yes] [No] [DIAF]

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mail box slot machine time!

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man, I can’t wait until lunch.

I live my life one burrito at a time.

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read it the first time, or read it again. https://medium.com/medium-long/4c59524d650d

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Miller “Fortune” beer. it’s “undistilled” which is good, because distillation is not part of the brewing process.

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frost heaves

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every good relationship begins with peeing in a cup, right?

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i don’t want to hear anything today that doesn’t end with “… on a pretzel roll.”

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so yeah it turns out if you say you’ve been doing “hardcore theme and plugin development” in an email, google flags it as spam.

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this weather? more like Troller Vortex

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e.g. use Voice command to search albums. touch album name. touch track name. nothing happens. wtf? do they test this?

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My Ford Touch isn’t bad in theory; it could do everything i want it to do. but too much click-and-nothing-happens stuff. it’s maddening.

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when Ford adopts CarPlay, if they can’t reflash the old MyFordTouch system, i’ll trade in my car. that’s how disappointed i am with MFT.

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that thing where you haven’t heard of half of these movies until tonight. yep, i’m old and i don’t get out much.

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when sending an invoice feels like buying a scratch ticket

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a joke about a hat

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it’s impressive that you sign net-10 terms with your contractors. more impressive, however, would be if you paid invoices within 30 days.

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first live Red Sox game on tv from Spring Training is versus the Orioles, tomorrow 3/2 at 1:05pm on NESN

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Boston friends: if you get the MLB network, they’re showing today’s (earlier) Red Sox/Twins game at 8pm tonight

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this winter has totally ruined my wood pellet usage forecasting.

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if you ever wondered if husky floor mats are worth it, here’s a pic from cleaning mine out: http://amzn.to/1ctZEWr

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thanks Ford! I opened a back door of my car, in my garage, and it started beeping. I guess my son's nap time upstairs is over.

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today must be Ops day. propagating public ssh keys, updating sites, backing up databases. all the things!

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Wait, all of these weird random Skype noises make total sense when I’m watching a Star Trek movie.

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so yeah, trying to access associative array members by index and if PHP had a face i would punch it

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yep, it’s about time to watch LA Story again.

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