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pro tip: don’t read any article that starts with a number, or whose title challenges whether or not you will believe something.
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I just deleted 80 things from my Pocket queue. 80. eighty. I have ten left. I will read them all tonight.
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tonight we're watching the snow-themed episodes of Mighty Machines on Netflix.
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thanks to Bourbon, Neat, and Bitters, my resume now reads like i’m an alcoholic.
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a joke without a punch-line is just a
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(i walk downstairs, after haircut + shower + shave) my wife: “you better leave before my husband comes home! he’s a crazy mountain man!”
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what i really need is an iPhone App that lets me know when i’m starting to look like a hobo.
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today’s brain challenge: git submodules. wish me luck.
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and they don’t have a case on it.
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judging by the size of the pocket opening on my new jeans, i can tell what kind of phone the designer has.
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be nice to each other today.
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sunset tonight.
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my kids love a show. i want to buy all episodes of that show. it is completely unavailable anywhere (legally). http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/suatmm.jpg
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combine all the piles on your desk into one big pile. #lifehacks
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entering into fuelly a “fill-up of shame”
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QUICK EVERYONE GO LOOK AT THE NEW TWITTER . COM
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let germany make your beer, let Italy build your car. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daimler_AG#Sale_of_Chrysler
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now I'm outnumbered.
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CEBCAK: Cat Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
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gonna let 3 or 4 domains expire this month. not just saving $12/yr. saving the guilt around having never done anything with them.
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this. in the car this morning. http://www.thehoodinternet.com/2009/05/hood-vs-dialogue-inc.html #subwoofer
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pulling downed trees out of the woods with a rope works completely different muscles in completely dfferent directions. also, ow.
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okay I'll bite. well done, @esurance. #EsuranceSave30
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so far Subaru is winning the Puppy Bowl commercials. will be hard to beat them.
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has Fox been showing creepy commercials? (The Following?) ugh. watching with buffer to FFWD.
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one tuner on Animal Planet, other on Fox.
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iOS is auto-correcting “md” to “MDMA” #markdown #ecstacy
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now I know how to steam clean rugs and furniture. this is knowledge I hoped I would never need.
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a few flakes falling. 35°F #NHwx
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cross-promotional idea: free bottle of pedialyte when you rent a rug cleaner machine. :(
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so far, friday. not a fan.
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yay, tickets to wachusett’s 20th anniversary brewfest are secured! http://www.wachusettbrew.com/brewfest.html
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i just want to be able to watch How It’s Made with my kids without the creepy ads for Oddities.
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How It’s Made isn’t on Netflix. instead, we’re watching episodes people uploaded (copyright violation) to Youtube.
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reinforcements have arrived!
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“is it okay if i send you this estimate in markdown?” i’m waiting for the day when the answer isn’t “what’s markdown?”
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Griffin Powermate 3.1.0 update (1/22/2014) fixed my weird scrolling issues. i’m ecstatic. http://griffintechnology.com/support/powermate
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so my phone somehow switched my 6pm reminder(s) to 11pm.
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AROOOOO! AROOOOO! the boys love this one. http://amzn.to/Mievwm
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animals been having a party under my birdfeeder
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yes i need your online ‘catalog’ to look like a print one & make swipe noises when i turn ‘pages.’ my brain cannot plot another abstraction.
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i literally laughed out loud. several times. http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/belltown-diary/Content?oid=18729221
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i love my DVR.