mike susz
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my wife just brought me a gin & tonic. anger and/or sadness receding.
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mike susz
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i can’t tell if i’m sad or angry. or both.
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looks like no Build Guild for me tonight. remind me to tell my next west-coast client that i turn into a ghost at 5pm eastern time.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/fQhq2.gif
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it seems every three years I pay $800 for a TV and it gets: 25% larger, 200% faster refresh, 1/3 as heavy.
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so the new twitter bot tactic, favoriting or retweeting random tweets. sigh.
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i like when clients ask me to solve tough problems. i don’t like when they ask me to solve impossible problems on improbable deadlines.
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that thing where when you type “git…” in a browser, your clients’ repo comes up before any of your own.
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Is “Photoshop CC” successor to “Photoshop CS6” or a separate product because they show up separately in Apps List and Adobe you’re drunk.
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i temporarily solved the NValt/Spaces weirdness by assigning it to All Spaces because really, i want it everywhere anyway.
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pro tip: working almost full time for one company while trying to work almost full time for another client goes poorly.
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the usage of caps in your craigslist posting sets the tone for the transaction. or the non-transaction, as it were.
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used an app to track my latest paddling trip (on a lake) and it was pretty cool except i'm not sure where it got the elevation differences.
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my garage floor is dry again for the first time in about two weeks. anything in the garage made of wood or cardboard is probably trash now.
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on my iPad, i'm not sure if i prefer the watered-down 'mobile' version of a website, or a broken desktop site.
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in case you missed this last night, i'm still laughing. http://youtu.be/ZbdNlLDkpb8
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turns out my kids spraying/spilling 50degree well water on my deck causes big anomalies with my temp sensor (under deck) oops.
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working on weekend except beer
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top half: gorgeous. bottom half: I has a sad.
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// extremely useful #WordPress tip
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is there a term for programmers who assume jQuery is not in no-conflict mode? “dollar dependent” maybe?
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and then you find out that you haven’t had imagemagick installed on your VPS for two years. lol guess i don’t blog too often, eh?
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my four year old says “way not cool” already i'm not sure i want him to ever be on the internet
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The roads in North Central Massachusetts haven't been the same since Hurricane Pothole devastated the area.
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the state bird of Massachusetts is the horsefly
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wait, Save Ferris covered Come on Eileen? my day just got 1000% times better.
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i mean, surely it would have been a different kind of jerk than i actually became.
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i can’t even imagine what kind of a jerk i would have become if twitter existed when i was in my 20s.
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“ I think it’s pronounced: ‘key / dollar-sign / ha!’ ”
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go home weather, you’re drunk! http://www.wunderground.com/news/two-feet-hail-new-mexico-town-20130704
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my favorite part of this podcast is when they talk about a sponsor for 11 and a half minutes straight.
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lilypads http://flic.kr/p/f3dFSz
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on the water http://flic.kr/p/f3sVGq
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be careful on the roads this weekend. http://i.imgur.com/AWcuc.gif
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i'm at my desk!
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I’m in a truck!
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I’m on a boat!
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ohai drangea
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To my American friends, Happy 4th of July! To everyone else, Happy 4th of July!
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TIL how to add allowed attributes to Wordpress’ HTML tag filtering.
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ugh. just saw a tutorial video on youtube that walks you through modifying Wordpress core files. no!
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took a break to mow the lawn because i couldn’t remember the last time we had 24hrs without rain.
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TIL watching “Naked & Afraid” on Discovery Channel: 1. Humans can go a long time without food, 2. Basic cable can show butts after 10.
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props to Directv - GenieGO app now registers iOS7 devices. yay!
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The best part about tweeting from the OS is when it plays the tweet noise but it fails to post and it never tells you and gee thanks Apple.
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I think the Big Brother “secret” this season is that the entire cast was recruited from the staff & patrons at a Hooters.
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PHP array_search is failing to match a string with an ampersand in it when I pass it to the fn as a variable. as a quoted string it works.
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yes, Amazon, i’d love to tell the whole world on social media that i just bought a wiring kit for a car.
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clocking in for another shift. i’d like a long weekend for the holiday.