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mike susz

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when Ford adopts CarPlay, if they can’t reflash the old MyFordTouch system, i’ll trade in my car. that’s how disappointed i am with MFT.

Mar 3, 2014, 2:31 PM · view on Twitter

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that thing where you haven’t heard of half of these movies until tonight. yep, i’m old and i don’t get out much.

Mar 3, 2014, 2:02 AM · view on Twitter

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when sending an invoice feels like buying a scratch ticket

Mar 3, 2014, 1:59 AM · view on Twitter

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a joke about a hat

Mar 3, 2014, 1:56 AM · view on Twitter

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Mar 3, 2014, 12:29 AM · view on Twitter

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it’s impressive that you sign net-10 terms with your contractors. more impressive, however, would be if you paid invoices within 30 days.

Mar 2, 2014, 1:25 AM · view on Twitter

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first live Red Sox game on tv from Spring Training is versus the Orioles, tomorrow 3/2 at 1:05pm on NESN

Mar 2, 2014, 12:46 AM · view on Twitter

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Boston friends: if you get the MLB network, they’re showing today’s (earlier) Red Sox/Twins game at 8pm tonight

Mar 2, 2014, 12:45 AM · view on Twitter

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this winter has totally ruined my wood pellet usage forecasting.

Mar 1, 2014, 11:03 PM · view on Twitter

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if you ever wondered if husky floor mats are worth it, here’s a pic from cleaning mine out: http://amzn.to/1ctZEWr

Mar 1, 2014, 7:02 PM · view on Twitter

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thanks Ford! I opened a back door of my car, in my garage, and it started beeping. I guess my son's nap time upstairs is over.

Mar 1, 2014, 6:23 PM · view on Twitter

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today must be Ops day. propagating public ssh keys, updating sites, backing up databases. all the things!

Mar 1, 2014, 4:57 PM · view on Twitter

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Wait, all of these weird random Skype noises make total sense when I’m watching a Star Trek movie.

Feb 28, 2014, 6:58 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so yeah, trying to access associative array members by index and if PHP had a face i would punch it

Feb 28, 2014, 5:07 PM · view on Twitter

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yep, it’s about time to watch LA Story again.

Feb 28, 2014, 4:39 PM · view on Twitter

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so if my brain would sleep when the rest of me wants to sleep that would be really grreat.

Feb 28, 2014, 3:31 PM · view on Twitter

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this winter might be bad, but just be glad there are no white walkers coming.

Feb 28, 2014, 2:28 PM · view on Twitter

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i would complain even more about the cold, except i know people who live in northwest minnesota.

Feb 28, 2014, 2:21 PM · view on Twitter

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oh good, we might get back above freezing a week from now.

Feb 28, 2014, 2:20 PM · view on Twitter

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we don’t have any degrees. none.

Feb 28, 2014, 12:10 PM · view on Twitter

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Hooray! Tomorrow is my Friday!

Feb 27, 2014, 9:01 PM · view on Twitter

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i will #hastag this tweet with #hashtags because i’m a social media #hashtag!

Feb 27, 2014, 7:57 PM · view on Twitter

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Feb 27, 2014, 7:18 PM · view on Twitter

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listening to Red Sox spring training game. woo!

Feb 27, 2014, 6:22 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

“Password can not be greater than 10 characters.”

Feb 27, 2014, 6:18 PM · view on Twitter

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Safari’s tab management scheme: Gilligan’s Island. once you have so many open, the last tab becomes “… and the rest!”

Feb 27, 2014, 5:41 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

haha wow. why are my AFP logs so huge? there’s yer problem! http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Screen%20Sharing.snap.001.png thanks for (not) re-using AFP connections, Mac OS X. lol.

Feb 27, 2014, 5:31 PM · view on Twitter

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“hmm, what’s filling up my system disk on my server?” *peeks around* “oh, 60gb of logfiles. sixty.” http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/kiwf.gif

Feb 27, 2014, 5:27 PM · view on Twitter

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verizon is implementing security images. 2006 called, you didn’t have signal so they left you a voicemail.

Feb 27, 2014, 2:09 PM · view on Twitter

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two double IPAs is like four(teen) regular IPAs.

Feb 27, 2014, 3:32 AM · view on Twitter

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welp that saga is over. wow, I dislike when people hide information from me.

Feb 26, 2014, 10:06 PM · view on Twitter

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no disrespect to any nice, polite, thoughtful recruiters out there. it’s just obivous that i have never met you and/or you may not exist.

Feb 26, 2014, 4:38 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

wow recruiters get jumpy when you tell them “no.”

Feb 26, 2014, 4:37 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Dearest Safari,

Please open new websites in the Safari window that is open, not the one that is minimized.

All my best,

- Michael.

Feb 26, 2014, 2:54 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

of all the Tuesdays, this may have been the Tuesdayest.

Feb 26, 2014, 1:58 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

very important decisions were made. RT: @squaredesign: impromptu staff meeting.

Feb 25, 2014, 10:53 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

wow i just had an interesting call with a u̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶ ̶s̶a̶l̶e̶s̶m̶a̶n̶ recruiter.

Feb 25, 2014, 9:27 PM · view on Twitter

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I’m actually more *adjacent* to the Boston Area.

Feb 25, 2014, 8:38 PM · view on Twitter

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oh good, the town sent a front-end loader to push our snowbanks back, to block the ditches, ensuring flooding when it melts in the spring.

Feb 25, 2014, 6:24 PM · view on Twitter

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good news? bad news? either way, burrito.

Feb 25, 2014, 5:55 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

that thing where you’re slowly filling up your dropbox with animated gifs.

Feb 25, 2014, 5:30 PM · view on Twitter

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hrm. space movies that try to capture weightlessness versus those that introduce ‘artificial gravity.’

Feb 25, 2014, 3:39 PM · view on Twitter

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Feb 25, 2014, 2:07 AM · view on Twitter

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Feb 24, 2014, 2:24 PM · view on Twitter

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my kids are playing ‘phone.’

“i’m gonna call on skype!”
“aww, skype disconnected us!”

Feb 24, 2014, 11:34 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

cold, cough, sore throat, runny nose.

so, gin?

Feb 24, 2014, 1:37 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

today’s timelapse. stick with it, the clouds go CRAZY. i love this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sEnQ1l9ajM first one @ 1920x1080.

Feb 23, 2014, 1:47 AM · view on Twitter

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we stayed inside on a beautiful weather day because when will everyone stop being sick? #cough

Feb 22, 2014, 10:36 PM · view on Twitter

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so quiet without the pellet stove on.

Feb 22, 2014, 6:14 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

not bad, considering the wind blew one of these off the table. miraculously, it landed flat.

Feb 22, 2014, 4:32 PM · view on Twitter